Getting to Know You?

OK, I think it’s time to lighten things up around here.  Let’s keep it nice and easy for a Friday.  In this case, I let you, my readers, do the work for me. 


Once in awhile it’s fun to take a look at how some of you end up finding Twenty Four At Heart.  I get a report each day which tells me how many visitors I get.  If a reader did a “search” for a particular topic and ended up here as a result, I see what words they typed into their search engine.  I thought today I’d share a few of the more amusing searches with you.  I’ll probably repeat this type of post periodically because a lot of them are just plain funny.  The entries are typed in black, my thoughts are entered in blue.


Bikini waxing my sister  Does anyone else find this very disturbing?


Old saggy fannies  Clearly, it’s time to hit the gym!


Purple trees in California  Yes, and aren’t they beautiful?


Victoria Secret boobs  Thank you very much, I appreciate the compliment.


Pineapple Cove swingers  ? Well, ok then …?


Swingers in pool  Not in my pool, ok?


My physical therapist’s cleavage  The Torturer lacks cleavage.


Wax off legs with Goo Gone  OK, but you’d be better off with your legs.


Who is a hot beach guy?  We’ve got a lot of them around here.


Need to get a hot guy at the beach  And good luck with that!


Which beach has hot guys?  There seems to be a theme going on here.


What do women like to talk about?  Oh, don’t judge by this website.


Skin tear bikini wax  Ouch!


Wife pool naked  If you can’t talk her into it, I doubt if I can. 


Sex toy big gift  How big of a gift was it, exactly?


Want to float naked in pool  Go for it!


Pantie Amtrak Moon  No, the point of mooning is not to show panties!


Pleasing him by mooning  I don’t know that I want to comment on this one?


Couples living master and slave lifestyle  And why did Google bring you to me?


On Monday I’ll be sharing a story with you about an encounter I recently had with two Money Town teens.  Have an enjoyable weekend! 

24 Responses to “Getting to Know You?”

  1. Janie

    So you take the weekend off? How very corporate of you. 🙂
    I get some disturbing search terms as well and it makes me scratch my head and say…wtf?

  2. Janie

    So you take the weekend off? How very corporate of you. 🙂
    I get some disturbing search terms as well and it makes me scratch my head and say…wtf?

  3. Janie

    So you take the weekend off? How very corporate of you. 🙂
    I get some disturbing search terms as well and it makes me scratch my head and say…wtf?

  4. kelly

    Who googles “my physical therapist’s cleavage”? Still laughing!

  5. kelly

    Who googles “my physical therapist’s cleavage”? Still laughing!

  6. kelly

    Who googles “my physical therapist’s cleavage”? Still laughing!

  7. Duchess

    Better check whether the saggy fanny search came from Britain! It means something different there. I once shocked a whole playgroup of mummies by telling a little boy to sit down on his fanny.

  8. Duchess

    Better check whether the saggy fanny search came from Britain! It means something different there. I once shocked a whole playgroup of mummies by telling a little boy to sit down on his fanny.

  9. Duchess

    Better check whether the saggy fanny search came from Britain! It means something different there. I once shocked a whole playgroup of mummies by telling a little boy to sit down on his fanny.

  10. Kimberly

    I’m stopping by from The Jason Show. This is very funny! I love your profile and that you live near Coto. I hear about that community all the time through friends of friends and it is a whole other world. Can’t wait to keep reading.

  11. Kimberly

    I’m stopping by from The Jason Show. This is very funny! I love your profile and that you live near Coto. I hear about that community all the time through friends of friends and it is a whole other world. Can’t wait to keep reading.

  12. Kimberly

    I’m stopping by from The Jason Show. This is very funny! I love your profile and that you live near Coto. I hear about that community all the time through friends of friends and it is a whole other world. Can’t wait to keep reading.

  13. Margaret Andrews

    Yeah, that one about “my physical therapist’s cleavage”…
    I mean, did this person expect an answer that catered to this specific person’s therapist. Like a page that says, “Welcome to the website that answers all the questions about YOUR physical therapist’s cleavage. Click here to see pictures of your PTs cleavage in varying states of dress,…etc.”

  14. Margaret Andrews

    Yeah, that one about “my physical therapist’s cleavage”…
    I mean, did this person expect an answer that catered to this specific person’s therapist. Like a page that says, “Welcome to the website that answers all the questions about YOUR physical therapist’s cleavage. Click here to see pictures of your PTs cleavage in varying states of dress,…etc.”

  15. Margaret Andrews

    Yeah, that one about “my physical therapist’s cleavage”…
    I mean, did this person expect an answer that catered to this specific person’s therapist. Like a page that says, “Welcome to the website that answers all the questions about YOUR physical therapist’s cleavage. Click here to see pictures of your PTs cleavage in varying states of dress,…etc.”

  16. dadshouse

    These are great search terms! Sadly, I’ve had searches lead people to my blog like this: daddy daughter sex. Ewwwwwww!!!
    For the record, I’m a single dad, I have a daughter and a son, I sometimes write about booty calls and sex since they are sadly too common an occurance for single parents like me. No daddy/daughter sex here, for sure!

  17. dadshouse

    These are great search terms! Sadly, I’ve had searches lead people to my blog like this: daddy daughter sex. Ewwwwwww!!!
    For the record, I’m a single dad, I have a daughter and a son, I sometimes write about booty calls and sex since they are sadly too common an occurance for single parents like me. No daddy/daughter sex here, for sure!

  18. dadshouse

    These are great search terms! Sadly, I’ve had searches lead people to my blog like this: daddy daughter sex. Ewwwwwww!!!
    For the record, I’m a single dad, I have a daughter and a son, I sometimes write about booty calls and sex since they are sadly too common an occurance for single parents like me. No daddy/daughter sex here, for sure!

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