Another Sex Post?

Remember last week when we were discussing male/female communication, sex, and all that kind of stuff?  One day I even asked my readers what made them feel romantic.  I got tons of input which was followed by a post on foreplay.  Remember?

Since then several of you have sent me some great emails.  Helena sent me a very funny cartoon, but when I tried to format it to share with all of you, the text didn't show up well enough to post.  Some of you sent me stories about your lives and relationships.  I loved reading all of it.  One reader recommended a very (!) hot romance novel for me to read.  I don't normally read romance novels, and it was … ahem, very graphic.  <Blush>  

By the way, I did finish that book.  <Blush again>

Briefcase was out of town at the time.  After I read it, I had a lot of pent up frustration energy so I spent a lot of time ordering sex toys on the Internet working out on our elliptical.  Who knew a trashy, romance novel could be so good for my health?

Really, all men should probably buy trashy romance novels for their wives periodically.  The one recommended to me was more, um, detailed than most.  It was also, admittedly, mindless.  I don't think the purpose of a romance novel is to challenge the intellect.  It is probably a good thing I didn't finish reading it the day our hot pool boy was coming by.  Shhh!  Don't tell Briefcase I said that!

Note to male readers:  Buy your significant female a trashy, graphic, romance novel once in awhile.  Be home when she's reading it, and especially when she's done reading it.  She can improve her mind with Hemingway on a different day.  She'll jump you when she's done if it's a decent author.  I promise.  Or is that just me?  <Blush, Blush, Blush!!> 

It wouldn't hurt you to read her porn trash book also.  I know, you think it would be boring.  It's so beneath you, isn't it?  Except it might give you incredible insight into what turns women on.  Consider it.  No one ever needs to know you read her book.  If nothing else, you'll learn how to rip a bodice romantically.  Ha!

What happened to this post?  It was not supposed to be about any of this.  I am embarrassing myself all over the place today.  How unusual.

Internet?  For quite some time many of you have been asking for more hot guy photos.  One of my readers, Joanne, sent along some photos.  (Thank you Joanne!)  I don't think she'll mind in the least if I share.  And, I do believe I've said enough for one day.  Enjoy the pics!  Due to all the email responses I'm getting on these pics, let me add the following.  They are twin brothers.  I don't know if they are gay or straight.  And really, who cares?! 

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Twins

45 Responses to “Another Sex Post?”

  1. alntv

    Could you WARN me before I start reading your blogs only to find pictures of dudes all over the place? Thanks…that would be great…LOL
    And if I bought a trashy novel for my wife to read, she would discard it under our bed and it would collect dust for the next 20 years…

  2. alntv

    Could you WARN me before I start reading your blogs only to find pictures of dudes all over the place? Thanks…that would be great…LOL
    And if I bought a trashy novel for my wife to read, she would discard it under our bed and it would collect dust for the next 20 years…

  3. alntv

    Could you WARN me before I start reading your blogs only to find pictures of dudes all over the place? Thanks…that would be great…LOL
    And if I bought a trashy novel for my wife to read, she would discard it under our bed and it would collect dust for the next 20 years…

  4. amyz5

    ooooo. lovely young boys. funny post. so what? you don’t share the name of the book?
    i thought of you when writing my post today. very you indeed. shall we say you are a bad influence or a good one?
    check it out. you too, alan, very much something you would enjoy.

  5. amyz5

    ooooo. lovely young boys. funny post. so what? you don’t share the name of the book?
    i thought of you when writing my post today. very you indeed. shall we say you are a bad influence or a good one?
    check it out. you too, alan, very much something you would enjoy.

  6. amyz5

    ooooo. lovely young boys. funny post. so what? you don’t share the name of the book?
    i thought of you when writing my post today. very you indeed. shall we say you are a bad influence or a good one?
    check it out. you too, alan, very much something you would enjoy.

  7. Emmy

    WOW, I’m at work and the best possible thing to pop on my screen right now WOULD be half naked uber muscly men in underwear…which does remind me of the day the lady at work brought over the new copy of Vanity Fair, saying, “I know how much you like this!” and I opened the first to a change crotch-centric David Beckham underwear add.

  8. Emmy

    WOW, I’m at work and the best possible thing to pop on my screen right now WOULD be half naked uber muscly men in underwear…which does remind me of the day the lady at work brought over the new copy of Vanity Fair, saying, “I know how much you like this!” and I opened the first to a change crotch-centric David Beckham underwear add.

  9. Emmy

    WOW, I’m at work and the best possible thing to pop on my screen right now WOULD be half naked uber muscly men in underwear…which does remind me of the day the lady at work brought over the new copy of Vanity Fair, saying, “I know how much you like this!” and I opened the first to a change crotch-centric David Beckham underwear add.

  10. Midlife Mama

    Mmmmm yummy. Probably they’re gay, but yummy still. LOL They’re too beautiful to be straight. But very nice eye candy.
    Our loss control representative for our worker’s comp company is a total hunk, and on top of that he seems to be very unaware that he is male model gorgeous, and is a super nice guy. I mean, genuinely nice. Married, 3 kids — just an all-around good guy.
    I had an opportunity to meet his sister once, as she works in my field. She came up to me, introduced herself and said, “By the way, I’m so-and-so’s sister.” We chatted about him for a minute. She said, “You don’t know how hard it was to grow up with a brother who was prettier than you!” LOL
    Great post, and thanks for the pics! 🙂

  11. Midlife Mama

    Mmmmm yummy. Probably they’re gay, but yummy still. LOL They’re too beautiful to be straight. But very nice eye candy.
    Our loss control representative for our worker’s comp company is a total hunk, and on top of that he seems to be very unaware that he is male model gorgeous, and is a super nice guy. I mean, genuinely nice. Married, 3 kids — just an all-around good guy.
    I had an opportunity to meet his sister once, as she works in my field. She came up to me, introduced herself and said, “By the way, I’m so-and-so’s sister.” We chatted about him for a minute. She said, “You don’t know how hard it was to grow up with a brother who was prettier than you!” LOL
    Great post, and thanks for the pics! 🙂

  12. Midlife Mama

    Mmmmm yummy. Probably they’re gay, but yummy still. LOL They’re too beautiful to be straight. But very nice eye candy.
    Our loss control representative for our worker’s comp company is a total hunk, and on top of that he seems to be very unaware that he is male model gorgeous, and is a super nice guy. I mean, genuinely nice. Married, 3 kids — just an all-around good guy.
    I had an opportunity to meet his sister once, as she works in my field. She came up to me, introduced herself and said, “By the way, I’m so-and-so’s sister.” We chatted about him for a minute. She said, “You don’t know how hard it was to grow up with a brother who was prettier than you!” LOL
    Great post, and thanks for the pics! 🙂

  13. Jan

    Aaaahhhhh…eye candy. I’m with Midlife Mama, though – I bet they aren’t in the least bit interested in a pair of boobs (much less my tired, middle-aged ones). But who cares? They’re scrumptious!
    Name of book, please? It’s been ages since I’ve read a good, mindless bodice ripper with more than piquantly described sex. I’m all over the idea.

  14. Jan

    Aaaahhhhh…eye candy. I’m with Midlife Mama, though – I bet they aren’t in the least bit interested in a pair of boobs (much less my tired, middle-aged ones). But who cares? They’re scrumptious!
    Name of book, please? It’s been ages since I’ve read a good, mindless bodice ripper with more than piquantly described sex. I’m all over the idea.

  15. Jan

    Aaaahhhhh…eye candy. I’m with Midlife Mama, though – I bet they aren’t in the least bit interested in a pair of boobs (much less my tired, middle-aged ones). But who cares? They’re scrumptious!
    Name of book, please? It’s been ages since I’ve read a good, mindless bodice ripper with more than piquantly described sex. I’m all over the idea.

  16. goodfather

    Mmmmm, nice… hey wait. Confession time: I DO read the trashy romance novels my wife reads. She has a penchant for historical romances (18th and 19th century English aristocracy), and I think ME reading them improves our romantic life. It reminds of how she wants to feel, as my hand slowly moves down the small of her back with my breath in hear ear blah blah blah… 🙂

  17. goodfather

    Mmmmm, nice… hey wait. Confession time: I DO read the trashy romance novels my wife reads. She has a penchant for historical romances (18th and 19th century English aristocracy), and I think ME reading them improves our romantic life. It reminds of how she wants to feel, as my hand slowly moves down the small of her back with my breath in hear ear blah blah blah… 🙂

  18. goodfather

    Mmmmm, nice… hey wait. Confession time: I DO read the trashy romance novels my wife reads. She has a penchant for historical romances (18th and 19th century English aristocracy), and I think ME reading them improves our romantic life. It reminds of how she wants to feel, as my hand slowly moves down the small of her back with my breath in hear ear blah blah blah… 🙂

  19. mama llama

    oh my heavens…water, quick. I–can’t–breathe…gasp!
    Wow…I think I need to check back a bit more often…
    Be well–rather, looks like you have been quite well.

  20. mama llama

    oh my heavens…water, quick. I–can’t–breathe…gasp!
    Wow…I think I need to check back a bit more often…
    Be well–rather, looks like you have been quite well.

  21. mama llama

    oh my heavens…water, quick. I–can’t–breathe…gasp!
    Wow…I think I need to check back a bit more often…
    Be well–rather, looks like you have been quite well.

  22. Joanne

    Hello boys! nice to see you again, you’re looking fine and largely edible over here at TFAH ! Behave yourselves , and watch out for those “housewives of OC”

  23. Joanne

    Hello boys! nice to see you again, you’re looking fine and largely edible over here at TFAH ! Behave yourselves , and watch out for those “housewives of OC”

  24. Joanne

    Hello boys! nice to see you again, you’re looking fine and largely edible over here at TFAH ! Behave yourselves , and watch out for those “housewives of OC”

  25. Shannon River

    Now what’s UP with that? You mention this book and don’t admit to what it was? Inquiring minds must know!
    Those are some cuties!

  26. Shannon River

    Now what’s UP with that? You mention this book and don’t admit to what it was? Inquiring minds must know!
    Those are some cuties!

  27. Shannon River

    Now what’s UP with that? You mention this book and don’t admit to what it was? Inquiring minds must know!
    Those are some cuties!

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