This Will Be Fun!

Today I thought we'd try something a little different.  It won't work unless you are willing to participate, but I'm guessing you'll want to.  I'm hoping you'll want to.

A few months ago one of my readers was corresponding with me on email.  She suggested I interview The Torturer here on Twenty Four At Heart.  It might have been right about the time when he volunteered to be Ms. Plastic's personal trainer.  I laughed at the idea at the time.  More recently we came up with the idea of letting you, my readers, come up with interview questions for him.

Here's The Torturer:

Torturer
 

Well, not really, but close enough.

Here is some basic information I've given you in the past about him:  He's evil. 

Just kidding.  (Sort of.)

Let's try again.  He is a physical therapist but he now runs a personal training program also.  He owns his own business and people actually have to work for him.  He broke up with his girlfriend awhile back.  Maybe you want to be his next one?

The Torturer is quite verbal about telling me I'm out of shape and have the body of a marshmallow.  He taught me how to roll a ball again (like a one year old) after my worst surgery.  He has seen my fat dyed orange from fake tanning lotion.  He's also seen my orange feet.  He has tried to teach me to meditate through my pain and failed.  He's totally kicked my ass with some of his personal training shit.

Other fun facts I may, or may not, have mentioned.  I have actually known The Torturer for over thirteen years.  He is a divorced father of four girls.  The youngest two are twins.  The Torturer is 47 years old.  He has a lot of patients from Money Town. 

Many of the Money Town women think he's hot.  They pursue him relentlessly and in ridiculous, but humorous ways.  (He is soooooo going to kill me for sharing that!)  Clearly they don't know him as well as I do.  He says he wants a "sugar mama," but I don't think he really does.  The Money Town women seem to turn him off.  Something about being superficial and high maintenance?  I can't imagine what he means.  

I have sworn at The Torturer, cried on him, begged him to stop hurting me, and laughed until I cried with him.  More swearing and crying than laughing.  I have been drugged senseless in front of him on numerous occasions.  He has repeatedly told me I'm much more fun when I'm drugged up.  He's a real sweet talker, isn't he?

Sometimes he gets angry.  For example, when I throw temper tantrums (who, me?), storm out of PT, and/or quit forever and ever play hooky.  That kind of shit really pisses him off.  The office staff has been given strict orders to never allow me to cancel an appointment or let me leave the building without approval.  (Yes, I am treated like a three year old and I have no idea why he feels that's necessary?!) 

I have possibly verbally abused him when I was in excruciating pain.  For some reason he still puts up with me.  I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that he gets paid to do so.   (Note to self: pay The Torturer sometime soon!  Or maybe just sometime?) 

By the way, he isn't ever always nice. 

Here's an example.  (I could give you pages of examples, but I won't.)  Just yesterday he hooked me up to a taser gun and told me to lift my arm.  When I couldn't do it, he shot me with the taser.  When I screamed, "F*$K that hurts!" he said, "I don't care about your pain, I only care about function."

Oh yes, he did.  And I told him right then I was going to publicize his comment for the entire Internet to read.  Even those readers in far away places like India and Vietnam and China now know about it.  (Hi far away readers!)  Was he concerned about bad publicity?  No, not at all.  He just rolled his eyes and sighed.  He does that a lot when he's around me.

And Torturer?  I have no function.  Still. 

Can you believe he's yelled at me?  And scolded me?  He has even been (gasp!) exasperated with me!  Many, many times.

He sleeps well at night after hurting me that same day.  (I've asked!) 

He reads Twenty Four At Heart and tells me when he doesn't like a post.  He's also told me when he thinks "it's the best writing [I've] ever done." 

He's not shy with his opinions.  Clearly.

Why is it when I'm trying to tell you how evil he is, it sounds like I'm maybe part of the problem?  I'm sure that isn't the case.  I'm the best patient the man's ever had.  I just know I'm his all time favorite

No, really I am.

You can leave any question you would like for The Torturer in my comments section today.  I will then interview him with your questions and report his answers back to you sometime next week.  You can ask him anything, but I can't promise he'll answer every question.

Have fun, be creative, and don't be shy! 

96 Responses to “This Will Be Fun!”

  1. alntv

    4 girls??? How does he ever cope? It’s obvious he is taking his frustration of having all that female chatter at home out on you. Here’s my question…
    Where is 24 At Heart most ticklish?
    (It’s the only thing I could think of on short notice…)

  2. alntv

    4 girls??? How does he ever cope? It’s obvious he is taking his frustration of having all that female chatter at home out on you. Here’s my question…
    Where is 24 At Heart most ticklish?
    (It’s the only thing I could think of on short notice…)

  3. alntv

    4 girls??? How does he ever cope? It’s obvious he is taking his frustration of having all that female chatter at home out on you. Here’s my question…
    Where is 24 At Heart most ticklish?
    (It’s the only thing I could think of on short notice…)

  4. Donna in VA

    My question is:
    Do you think that telling TFAH that she’s out of shape with a body like a marshmallow is really going to motivate her?
    And what was the most outstanding temper tantrum like that TFAH threw? And how does it not tug at your heart strings?
    Also, what is he looking for in a woman. . . besides being a Sugar Mama?
    Gosh, I could roll on, but I have to get back to work.
    I can’t wait for the interview. It should be good fun.

  5. Donna in VA

    My question is:
    Do you think that telling TFAH that she’s out of shape with a body like a marshmallow is really going to motivate her?
    And what was the most outstanding temper tantrum like that TFAH threw? And how does it not tug at your heart strings?
    Also, what is he looking for in a woman. . . besides being a Sugar Mama?
    Gosh, I could roll on, but I have to get back to work.
    I can’t wait for the interview. It should be good fun.

  6. Donna in VA

    My question is:
    Do you think that telling TFAH that she’s out of shape with a body like a marshmallow is really going to motivate her?
    And what was the most outstanding temper tantrum like that TFAH threw? And how does it not tug at your heart strings?
    Also, what is he looking for in a woman. . . besides being a Sugar Mama?
    Gosh, I could roll on, but I have to get back to work.
    I can’t wait for the interview. It should be good fun.

  7. Jan

    Dear Torturer:
    Would you be willing to take on another girl, since you already have four? I mean, what’s one more, right? RIGHT? I have a 21-year-old that needs torture FAR more than my sweetie 24@Heart, and you sound like JUST the man to do it.
    I can have her on a plane to Money Town in a heartbeat, no problem.
    Please??

  8. Jan

    Dear Torturer:
    Would you be willing to take on another girl, since you already have four? I mean, what’s one more, right? RIGHT? I have a 21-year-old that needs torture FAR more than my sweetie 24@Heart, and you sound like JUST the man to do it.
    I can have her on a plane to Money Town in a heartbeat, no problem.
    Please??

  9. Jan

    Dear Torturer:
    Would you be willing to take on another girl, since you already have four? I mean, what’s one more, right? RIGHT? I have a 21-year-old that needs torture FAR more than my sweetie 24@Heart, and you sound like JUST the man to do it.
    I can have her on a plane to Money Town in a heartbeat, no problem.
    Please??

  10. kelly

    Laughing my ass off!
    Oh – I can think of so many ?s!
    Is 24 really your fave patient?
    If not, why not?
    Do you really sleep at night after hurting her? Or do you just tell her that and toss and turn all night?
    What do you do when she pisses you off?
    What does she do that really makes you mad?
    Do hot women who come in get more attention than your other patients? Do you date them?
    I’ll come back w/more quest. later!

  11. kelly

    Laughing my ass off!
    Oh – I can think of so many ?s!
    Is 24 really your fave patient?
    If not, why not?
    Do you really sleep at night after hurting her? Or do you just tell her that and toss and turn all night?
    What do you do when she pisses you off?
    What does she do that really makes you mad?
    Do hot women who come in get more attention than your other patients? Do you date them?
    I’ll come back w/more quest. later!

  12. kelly

    Laughing my ass off!
    Oh – I can think of so many ?s!
    Is 24 really your fave patient?
    If not, why not?
    Do you really sleep at night after hurting her? Or do you just tell her that and toss and turn all night?
    What do you do when she pisses you off?
    What does she do that really makes you mad?
    Do hot women who come in get more attention than your other patients? Do you date them?
    I’ll come back w/more quest. later!

  13. EricaB

    I want to know if The Torturer takes on interns…and is willing to pay for their trip out to money town…and all their expenses. I just want to learn how to make people cry like that… 🙂

  14. EricaB

    I want to know if The Torturer takes on interns…and is willing to pay for their trip out to money town…and all their expenses. I just want to learn how to make people cry like that… 🙂

  15. EricaB

    I want to know if The Torturer takes on interns…and is willing to pay for their trip out to money town…and all their expenses. I just want to learn how to make people cry like that… 🙂

  16. thistle

    who makes the better patient?…men or women..
    who’s a bigger weenie about pain?…men or women
    most bizarre injury you’ve ever treated?

  17. thistle

    who makes the better patient?…men or women..
    who’s a bigger weenie about pain?…men or women
    most bizarre injury you’ve ever treated?

  18. thistle

    who makes the better patient?…men or women..
    who’s a bigger weenie about pain?…men or women
    most bizarre injury you’ve ever treated?

  19. phhhst

    Does he ever give the wrong exercise to money women on purpose just to watch their thighs get big?

  20. phhhst

    Does he ever give the wrong exercise to money women on purpose just to watch their thighs get big?

  21. phhhst

    Does he ever give the wrong exercise to money women on purpose just to watch their thighs get big?

  22. Midlife Mama

    I don’t really have a question; it’s more like an observation.
    No offense and everything? But Mr. Torturer? I think I know why you’re divorced and broke up with your girlfriend. I know it’s your job and stuff? But a little compassion now and again wouldn’t be out of line.
    Otherwise? I’m gonna start calling your Dr. House. And people with marshmallow bodies are nice people too. Not everyone can be or wants to be a hard body. And that doesn’t make us bad people.
    I can say that. I live 500 miles away from you. LOL

  23. Midlife Mama

    I don’t really have a question; it’s more like an observation.
    No offense and everything? But Mr. Torturer? I think I know why you’re divorced and broke up with your girlfriend. I know it’s your job and stuff? But a little compassion now and again wouldn’t be out of line.
    Otherwise? I’m gonna start calling your Dr. House. And people with marshmallow bodies are nice people too. Not everyone can be or wants to be a hard body. And that doesn’t make us bad people.
    I can say that. I live 500 miles away from you. LOL

  24. Midlife Mama

    I don’t really have a question; it’s more like an observation.
    No offense and everything? But Mr. Torturer? I think I know why you’re divorced and broke up with your girlfriend. I know it’s your job and stuff? But a little compassion now and again wouldn’t be out of line.
    Otherwise? I’m gonna start calling your Dr. House. And people with marshmallow bodies are nice people too. Not everyone can be or wants to be a hard body. And that doesn’t make us bad people.
    I can say that. I live 500 miles away from you. LOL

  25. Mike

    Are the Money Town women as bad as 24 says? Or do you really want them?

  26. Mike

    Are the Money Town women as bad as 24 says? Or do you really want them?

  27. Mike

    Are the Money Town women as bad as 24 says? Or do you really want them?

  28. Renee

    I didn’t read many of the other comments so I don’t know if anyone asked this
    1 What made him want to be a torturer?
    2 Why did he get divorced?
    3 What is the funniest thing that has ever happened while torturing
    someone?

  29. Renee

    I didn’t read many of the other comments so I don’t know if anyone asked this
    1 What made him want to be a torturer?
    2 Why did he get divorced?
    3 What is the funniest thing that has ever happened while torturing
    someone?

  30. Renee

    I didn’t read many of the other comments so I don’t know if anyone asked this
    1 What made him want to be a torturer?
    2 Why did he get divorced?
    3 What is the funniest thing that has ever happened while torturing
    someone?

  31. Heather

    1. Whats your perfect woman like (other than 24)?
    2. What do you do when 24 cries? Do you even CARE?
    3. What’s she like on drugs?
    4. Do you agree about MT and MT women?

  32. Heather

    1. Whats your perfect woman like (other than 24)?
    2. What do you do when 24 cries? Do you even CARE?
    3. What’s she like on drugs?
    4. Do you agree about MT and MT women?

  33. Heather

    1. Whats your perfect woman like (other than 24)?
    2. What do you do when 24 cries? Do you even CARE?
    3. What’s she like on drugs?
    4. Do you agree about MT and MT women?

  34. Twenty Four At Heart

    Okay, hold on! I’m not the one being interviewed so no questions about whether or not The Torturer is hot. Besides, if I say no he’ll torture me more. If I say yes, Briefcase will be pissed. Let’s just say The Torturer THINKS he’s hot and leave it at that, ok? Ha!

  35. Twenty Four At Heart

    Okay, hold on! I’m not the one being interviewed so no questions about whether or not The Torturer is hot. Besides, if I say no he’ll torture me more. If I say yes, Briefcase will be pissed. Let’s just say The Torturer THINKS he’s hot and leave it at that, ok? Ha!

  36. Twenty Four At Heart

    Okay, hold on! I’m not the one being interviewed so no questions about whether or not The Torturer is hot. Besides, if I say no he’ll torture me more. If I say yes, Briefcase will be pissed. Let’s just say The Torturer THINKS he’s hot and leave it at that, ok? Ha!

  37. Lo

    phew. let me just say this one is a doozy and it’s actually given me a bit of a hard time bc i want my question to be JUICY and BOLD and really, really SMART SOUNDING and all that clever stuff.
    and then i come to the realization that this is all my puny stressed-out brain can spit out:
    Q: where was torturer raised? bc as far as i know, taser guns are for, ya know, criminals, so i’m wondering if he’s deluded and from this cracked-out prison town and tasers are a form of affection and everyone goes around tasing each other bc all they want is a frickin’ WAVE once in a while?
    and does he in theory, then, torture you with said taser bc he wants a goddamn WAVE from you and doesn’t really give a hoot about ‘function’?
    and what on earth is ‘function’?? seems to me you can ‘function’ just fine. i mean, you posted something longer than two sentences. and you can lift your arm moderately high. so what is his f-ing definition of function? freakin’ handstands? masturbation? (however this can be done one-handed. as far as i know.) so. i guess where i’m headed is, can you ask mr. torturer what the hell he plans to do on the day that you DO get your “FUNCTION” back and instead of coming for pt, you show up with a taser to kick his ass?

  38. Lo

    phew. let me just say this one is a doozy and it’s actually given me a bit of a hard time bc i want my question to be JUICY and BOLD and really, really SMART SOUNDING and all that clever stuff.
    and then i come to the realization that this is all my puny stressed-out brain can spit out:
    Q: where was torturer raised? bc as far as i know, taser guns are for, ya know, criminals, so i’m wondering if he’s deluded and from this cracked-out prison town and tasers are a form of affection and everyone goes around tasing each other bc all they want is a frickin’ WAVE once in a while?
    and does he in theory, then, torture you with said taser bc he wants a goddamn WAVE from you and doesn’t really give a hoot about ‘function’?
    and what on earth is ‘function’?? seems to me you can ‘function’ just fine. i mean, you posted something longer than two sentences. and you can lift your arm moderately high. so what is his f-ing definition of function? freakin’ handstands? masturbation? (however this can be done one-handed. as far as i know.) so. i guess where i’m headed is, can you ask mr. torturer what the hell he plans to do on the day that you DO get your “FUNCTION” back and instead of coming for pt, you show up with a taser to kick his ass?

  39. Lo

    phew. let me just say this one is a doozy and it’s actually given me a bit of a hard time bc i want my question to be JUICY and BOLD and really, really SMART SOUNDING and all that clever stuff.
    and then i come to the realization that this is all my puny stressed-out brain can spit out:
    Q: where was torturer raised? bc as far as i know, taser guns are for, ya know, criminals, so i’m wondering if he’s deluded and from this cracked-out prison town and tasers are a form of affection and everyone goes around tasing each other bc all they want is a frickin’ WAVE once in a while?
    and does he in theory, then, torture you with said taser bc he wants a goddamn WAVE from you and doesn’t really give a hoot about ‘function’?
    and what on earth is ‘function’?? seems to me you can ‘function’ just fine. i mean, you posted something longer than two sentences. and you can lift your arm moderately high. so what is his f-ing definition of function? freakin’ handstands? masturbation? (however this can be done one-handed. as far as i know.) so. i guess where i’m headed is, can you ask mr. torturer what the hell he plans to do on the day that you DO get your “FUNCTION” back and instead of coming for pt, you show up with a taser to kick his ass?

  40. goodfather

    LOL! GREAT description of the The Torturer, I feel like I’M going to PT. And that my body is a marshmallow and my fat is yellow ;). I’m continually amazed that you can endure what you’re going through, and still keep your sense of humor.
    My question: what do you do for fun? Any hobbies? Other than, you know, torture.

  41. goodfather

    LOL! GREAT description of the The Torturer, I feel like I’M going to PT. And that my body is a marshmallow and my fat is yellow ;). I’m continually amazed that you can endure what you’re going through, and still keep your sense of humor.
    My question: what do you do for fun? Any hobbies? Other than, you know, torture.

  42. goodfather

    LOL! GREAT description of the The Torturer, I feel like I’M going to PT. And that my body is a marshmallow and my fat is yellow ;). I’m continually amazed that you can endure what you’re going through, and still keep your sense of humor.
    My question: what do you do for fun? Any hobbies? Other than, you know, torture.

  43. Missy

    This is one of your best posts yet! It’s so interactive and the comments are as good as the TFAH blog. I don’t have a question for the Torturer, but a comment for your readers from a somewhat unbiased former patient at his office. I have always thought he is a very nice looking guy, but then he never treated (tortured) me!

  44. Missy

    This is one of your best posts yet! It’s so interactive and the comments are as good as the TFAH blog. I don’t have a question for the Torturer, but a comment for your readers from a somewhat unbiased former patient at his office. I have always thought he is a very nice looking guy, but then he never treated (tortured) me!

  45. Missy

    This is one of your best posts yet! It’s so interactive and the comments are as good as the TFAH blog. I don’t have a question for the Torturer, but a comment for your readers from a somewhat unbiased former patient at his office. I have always thought he is a very nice looking guy, but then he never treated (tortured) me!

  46. Missy

    This was a great post! I love the interaction with readers today! I don’t have a question for the Torturer, but I do have an unbiased opinion on his looks since I used to be a patient in his practice, although he never treated (tortured) me. I always thought he was a very nice looking guy, a little on the quiet side.

  47. Missy

    This was a great post! I love the interaction with readers today! I don’t have a question for the Torturer, but I do have an unbiased opinion on his looks since I used to be a patient in his practice, although he never treated (tortured) me. I always thought he was a very nice looking guy, a little on the quiet side.

  48. Missy

    This was a great post! I love the interaction with readers today! I don’t have a question for the Torturer, but I do have an unbiased opinion on his looks since I used to be a patient in his practice, although he never treated (tortured) me. I always thought he was a very nice looking guy, a little on the quiet side.

  49. Missy

    This is one of your best posts yet! It’s so interactive and the comments are as good as the TFAH blog. I don’t have a question for The Torturer, but a comment for your readers from a somewhat unbiased former patient at his office. I have always thought he’s a very nice looking guy, but then he never treated (tortured) me!

  50. Missy

    This is one of your best posts yet! It’s so interactive and the comments are as good as the TFAH blog. I don’t have a question for The Torturer, but a comment for your readers from a somewhat unbiased former patient at his office. I have always thought he’s a very nice looking guy, but then he never treated (tortured) me!

  51. Missy

    This is one of your best posts yet! It’s so interactive and the comments are as good as the TFAH blog. I don’t have a question for The Torturer, but a comment for your readers from a somewhat unbiased former patient at his office. I have always thought he’s a very nice looking guy, but then he never treated (tortured) me!

  52. Bev

    Ok. Quests for the Torturer.
    Is it LEGAL to taser someone for therapy? Seriously. A Taser??
    Are there Money Town women who come for therapy that really don’t need it…but just come to get closer to your hot self?
    What is the most annoying or stupid thing you have seen a Money Town woman do or say?
    No matter what, it can’t be easy “torturing” people on a daily basis…even if it is helping them. What do you do to de-stress?

  53. Bev

    Ok. Quests for the Torturer.
    Is it LEGAL to taser someone for therapy? Seriously. A Taser??
    Are there Money Town women who come for therapy that really don’t need it…but just come to get closer to your hot self?
    What is the most annoying or stupid thing you have seen a Money Town woman do or say?
    No matter what, it can’t be easy “torturing” people on a daily basis…even if it is helping them. What do you do to de-stress?

  54. Bev

    Ok. Quests for the Torturer.
    Is it LEGAL to taser someone for therapy? Seriously. A Taser??
    Are there Money Town women who come for therapy that really don’t need it…but just come to get closer to your hot self?
    What is the most annoying or stupid thing you have seen a Money Town woman do or say?
    No matter what, it can’t be easy “torturing” people on a daily basis…even if it is helping them. What do you do to de-stress?

  55. Twenty Four At Heart

    Bev, I’m going to answer one of your questions but I will also give the torturer a chance at it. YES there are women who come to PT just to get closer to him. And women who come back over and over or won’t ever leave. It’s very amusing to watch.
    By the way everyone, I am getting funny emails from The Torturer today. He wanted to thank me for giving all of you such a wonderful impression of him! Ha!

  56. Twenty Four At Heart

    Bev, I’m going to answer one of your questions but I will also give the torturer a chance at it. YES there are women who come to PT just to get closer to him. And women who come back over and over or won’t ever leave. It’s very amusing to watch.
    By the way everyone, I am getting funny emails from The Torturer today. He wanted to thank me for giving all of you such a wonderful impression of him! Ha!

  57. Twenty Four At Heart

    Bev, I’m going to answer one of your questions but I will also give the torturer a chance at it. YES there are women who come to PT just to get closer to him. And women who come back over and over or won’t ever leave. It’s very amusing to watch.
    By the way everyone, I am getting funny emails from The Torturer today. He wanted to thank me for giving all of you such a wonderful impression of him! Ha!

  58. Cathy

    Is 24 funny in real life?
    Do you treat all your patients like 3 year olds or just her? And if it’s just her, why?
    Do the 2 of you ever get along or do you fight all of the time?

  59. Cathy

    Is 24 funny in real life?
    Do you treat all your patients like 3 year olds or just her? And if it’s just her, why?
    Do the 2 of you ever get along or do you fight all of the time?

  60. Cathy

    Is 24 funny in real life?
    Do you treat all your patients like 3 year olds or just her? And if it’s just her, why?
    Do the 2 of you ever get along or do you fight all of the time?

  61. Helena

    Oh, you know him?! Like know him know him?! I think I may have called him an a**hole once. Sorry, Torturer. Or actually, not!
    No questions, thank you. Look forward to the interview post though.

  62. Helena

    Oh, you know him?! Like know him know him?! I think I may have called him an a**hole once. Sorry, Torturer. Or actually, not!
    No questions, thank you. Look forward to the interview post though.

  63. Helena

    Oh, you know him?! Like know him know him?! I think I may have called him an a**hole once. Sorry, Torturer. Or actually, not!
    No questions, thank you. Look forward to the interview post though.

  64. Miz Liz

    Hey Suzanne. No questions for the torturer. Just want to say that I’m glad he cares about you as much as he appears to. You deserve it. And you know what? That’s rare, esp in that place you appear to live where superficiality is the rule not the exception.
    I suspect my opinion isn’t gonna be too popular. But since I’m currently in a lot of pain (surgery today but nothing like your condition), I’m giving myself carte blanche.
    I like the way you characterize this guy. and I like the fact he pushes you. Nothing like diversion, right?
    In sympathy, empathy and the purest of intentions.
    Sorry; didn’t follow the rules.But then again, I rarely do.

  65. Miz Liz

    Hey Suzanne. No questions for the torturer. Just want to say that I’m glad he cares about you as much as he appears to. You deserve it. And you know what? That’s rare, esp in that place you appear to live where superficiality is the rule not the exception.
    I suspect my opinion isn’t gonna be too popular. But since I’m currently in a lot of pain (surgery today but nothing like your condition), I’m giving myself carte blanche.
    I like the way you characterize this guy. and I like the fact he pushes you. Nothing like diversion, right?
    In sympathy, empathy and the purest of intentions.
    Sorry; didn’t follow the rules.But then again, I rarely do.

  66. Miz Liz

    Hey Suzanne. No questions for the torturer. Just want to say that I’m glad he cares about you as much as he appears to. You deserve it. And you know what? That’s rare, esp in that place you appear to live where superficiality is the rule not the exception.
    I suspect my opinion isn’t gonna be too popular. But since I’m currently in a lot of pain (surgery today but nothing like your condition), I’m giving myself carte blanche.
    I like the way you characterize this guy. and I like the fact he pushes you. Nothing like diversion, right?
    In sympathy, empathy and the purest of intentions.
    Sorry; didn’t follow the rules.But then again, I rarely do.

  67. Kristin

    These comments crack me up. Funniest line is when you said he sleeps well at night after hurting you – and then you say you asked. Ha ha. I can just picture that conversation.
    So Mr. Torturer, why do you taser her? What’s the point in that? And what do all the other people who work in your office think of 24? Do they want her tortured too? Or do they have to cave to you since your the big mean boss?

  68. Kristin

    These comments crack me up. Funniest line is when you said he sleeps well at night after hurting you – and then you say you asked. Ha ha. I can just picture that conversation.
    So Mr. Torturer, why do you taser her? What’s the point in that? And what do all the other people who work in your office think of 24? Do they want her tortured too? Or do they have to cave to you since your the big mean boss?

  69. Kristin

    These comments crack me up. Funniest line is when you said he sleeps well at night after hurting you – and then you say you asked. Ha ha. I can just picture that conversation.
    So Mr. Torturer, why do you taser her? What’s the point in that? And what do all the other people who work in your office think of 24? Do they want her tortured too? Or do they have to cave to you since your the big mean boss?

  70. Lori

    Very amuzing post…and amuzing comments and questions.
    How many years of training did the torturer need in order to get a job in torturing people?
    Does he get paid a lot of money to torture?
    Is torturing people a part of his personality or does he have to work hard at it?

  71. Lori

    Very amuzing post…and amuzing comments and questions.
    How many years of training did the torturer need in order to get a job in torturing people?
    Does he get paid a lot of money to torture?
    Is torturing people a part of his personality or does he have to work hard at it?

  72. Lori

    Very amuzing post…and amuzing comments and questions.
    How many years of training did the torturer need in order to get a job in torturing people?
    Does he get paid a lot of money to torture?
    Is torturing people a part of his personality or does he have to work hard at it?

  73. MJ

    What do you do when you are really attracted to a hot patient and have to touch her a lot in places?

  74. MJ

    What do you do when you are really attracted to a hot patient and have to touch her a lot in places?

  75. MJ

    What do you do when you are really attracted to a hot patient and have to touch her a lot in places?

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