Oops!

I wonder how often other people humiliate themselves? 

Just curious, that's all.

I know a man who is an asshole.  Not a "sort-of" asshole like we all tend to run into everyday.  No, this man is the king of assholes.  In fact, for the remainder of this post let's just call him King Asshole. 

I despise him.  There are very few people I've ever said that about.  I do though.  I loathe him.  I kind of enjoy the fact that I have someone to dislike so intensely.  I almost think it's healthy to have a villain in your life.  As long as it's kept in perspective and you don't become obsessed with the person or waste too much time on them it can be a nice outlet to hate really dislike someone.

That's normal, right?!

So anyway, of course King Asshole lives in Money Town.  He makes most of the Money Town residents look like paupers with the amount of money he has and the manner he throws it around.  He is an arrogant, angry, rich, ass.  ASS.

King Asshole is the type of person who thinks every living creature on earth is beneath him.  He's convinced he can "buy" anyone.  He also reeks of chauvinism.  He's disliked me from the moment we met about eight months ago.  I think he dislikes me because I'm completely unimpressed by his wealth or demeanor.  Clearly, I'm not intimidated by him which is probably an affront to his entire sense of being.  I could tell you several King Asshole stories, but I'll save them for another day.

In any case, it's occasionally necessary for Briefcase to have some contact with King Asshole due to his work.  Sometimes there are social functions where we have to be in the same vicinity.  I do my best to avoid King Asshole and minimize our time together.  I'm quite convinced he intentionally tries to aggravate me.  He's like that.

When I got home from Santa Barbara I was even more behind on emails than when I left.  I was busy having too much fun while I was gone and didn't get anything done while away.  As I started sifting through emails yesterday, I found one from King Asshole.  It was for Briefcase, but somehow "accidentally" got sent to me. 

The first three sentences of the email were in regard to an event Briefcase will be attending.  Then King Asshole commented, "I thought I'd also mention, the last time I ran into PR he seemed overly focused on baseball.  Being a more balanced child would probably lead to a happier life."

I'm not shitting you!

Oh, there are so many directions I could go off on here.  PR is obsessed with baseball.  Every person he's ever met knows that and it's been the case since the kid was about a year old.  We've signed him up for soccer, basketball, swimming – you name it.  The kid looooooooves his baseball.  And no, we don't force it down his throat.  In fact, we were concerned about the long term wear and tear on his arm and made him take last summer off.  He was not a happy kid about that decision.

How dare King Asshole criticize our parenting skills?  At all.  Let alone, over something like that.  It's not like I've been drinking beers with my 13 year old.  Who the hell is he, the new parenting guru just because he's so filthy rich?

So I did the only reasonable thing I could.  Knowing I'd say something inappropriate if I responded, I kept my cool.  I've been really working on that.  The email was for Briefcase anyway.  I forwarded it on to Briefcase with a note that said:

"Look what ASSHOLE sent!  Can you believe it?  If I were you I wouldn't even bother to respond.  In fact, if I were you I'd hit 'delete' and hope King Asshole disappeared right along with his dumbshit email."

Except a minute later I realized I hadn't hit "forward" at all.  No, I had hit "reply".  My note to Briefcase went straight to King Asshole himself.

Oops!

When I told Briefcase he actually laughed.  He thought it was "pretty amusing".  He said he's going to wait a few days and then respond to the email as if he just got it and knew nothing about my little … mistake.  He doesn't plan to acknowledge King Asshole's comments about PR at all when he responds.

I'm cringing a little at my own error.  Even though I think my response was warranted, I certainly didn't set out to create waves. 

I never do!

Make me feel better, please!  Have any of you ever accidentally hit "send" when you shouldn't have?

81 Responses to “Oops!”

  1. SSG

    don’t worry, i accidentally once sent a rude email about snowwhite and the seven dwarves to a professor instead of a friend of mine. D’oh! And I accidentally told my friend who was moaning that I hadn’t invited her yet to some party but had invited another girl, that I only invited the other girl for some shitty reason, to find the other girl standing behind me. It was a lie to make my friend feel better but backfired to make me look like a bitch. that was embarassing…

  2. SSG

    don’t worry, i accidentally once sent a rude email about snowwhite and the seven dwarves to a professor instead of a friend of mine. D’oh! And I accidentally told my friend who was moaning that I hadn’t invited her yet to some party but had invited another girl, that I only invited the other girl for some shitty reason, to find the other girl standing behind me. It was a lie to make my friend feel better but backfired to make me look like a bitch. that was embarassing…

  3. SSG

    don’t worry, i accidentally once sent a rude email about snowwhite and the seven dwarves to a professor instead of a friend of mine. D’oh! And I accidentally told my friend who was moaning that I hadn’t invited her yet to some party but had invited another girl, that I only invited the other girl for some shitty reason, to find the other girl standing behind me. It was a lie to make my friend feel better but backfired to make me look like a bitch. that was embarassing…

  4. goodfather

    Ahhhh! My head involuntarily ducked when I read that you had hit “reply”. This is my worst nightmare at work (workmare?). Hitting ‘reply all’ instead of just ‘reply’ or ‘reply’ instead of ‘forward’… ack! I once ‘replied all’ to the whole company that, yes I would like to attend the company bbq, and my beautiful wife WOULD be attending, thank you. I got some number of responses to THAT one.
    However, in your case, no worries. How dare he.

  5. goodfather

    Ahhhh! My head involuntarily ducked when I read that you had hit “reply”. This is my worst nightmare at work (workmare?). Hitting ‘reply all’ instead of just ‘reply’ or ‘reply’ instead of ‘forward’… ack! I once ‘replied all’ to the whole company that, yes I would like to attend the company bbq, and my beautiful wife WOULD be attending, thank you. I got some number of responses to THAT one.
    However, in your case, no worries. How dare he.

  6. goodfather

    Ahhhh! My head involuntarily ducked when I read that you had hit “reply”. This is my worst nightmare at work (workmare?). Hitting ‘reply all’ instead of just ‘reply’ or ‘reply’ instead of ‘forward’… ack! I once ‘replied all’ to the whole company that, yes I would like to attend the company bbq, and my beautiful wife WOULD be attending, thank you. I got some number of responses to THAT one.
    However, in your case, no worries. How dare he.

  7. Helena

    GOOD FOR YOU!!! He should be able to take it…the little s**t.
    Btw, my ex-boyfriend has been obsessed by rugby since he could walk. And he didn’t do particularly well at school because of the fact that he was only interested in rugby. Well, he’s now a professional rugby player. It became his career and he makes a very good living out of it. Plus he enjoys what he does. Talk about a balanced happy life!
    I’ve always been scatty and never knew what I wanted to do. I really admire people who find something that they love and focus on.

  8. Helena

    GOOD FOR YOU!!! He should be able to take it…the little s**t.
    Btw, my ex-boyfriend has been obsessed by rugby since he could walk. And he didn’t do particularly well at school because of the fact that he was only interested in rugby. Well, he’s now a professional rugby player. It became his career and he makes a very good living out of it. Plus he enjoys what he does. Talk about a balanced happy life!
    I’ve always been scatty and never knew what I wanted to do. I really admire people who find something that they love and focus on.

  9. Helena

    GOOD FOR YOU!!! He should be able to take it…the little s**t.
    Btw, my ex-boyfriend has been obsessed by rugby since he could walk. And he didn’t do particularly well at school because of the fact that he was only interested in rugby. Well, he’s now a professional rugby player. It became his career and he makes a very good living out of it. Plus he enjoys what he does. Talk about a balanced happy life!
    I’ve always been scatty and never knew what I wanted to do. I really admire people who find something that they love and focus on.

  10. alntv

    Yeah….my son AND daughter BOTH have their obsessions. So that is pretty normal, I think. And as for hitting the reply button…I’m thinking that it was a “Freudian” slip. You WANTED to press “Reply” in the back of your mind, so you did! Eh…I’m sure this pompous idiot probably knows what you think of him already. And doesn’t sound like you’ll be missing him if you did piss him off. On to the next story! 🙂

  11. alntv

    Yeah….my son AND daughter BOTH have their obsessions. So that is pretty normal, I think. And as for hitting the reply button…I’m thinking that it was a “Freudian” slip. You WANTED to press “Reply” in the back of your mind, so you did! Eh…I’m sure this pompous idiot probably knows what you think of him already. And doesn’t sound like you’ll be missing him if you did piss him off. On to the next story! 🙂

  12. alntv

    Yeah….my son AND daughter BOTH have their obsessions. So that is pretty normal, I think. And as for hitting the reply button…I’m thinking that it was a “Freudian” slip. You WANTED to press “Reply” in the back of your mind, so you did! Eh…I’m sure this pompous idiot probably knows what you think of him already. And doesn’t sound like you’ll be missing him if you did piss him off. On to the next story! 🙂

  13. Jan

    No worries about the baseball obsession – the only thing that will part The Young One from his computer is a crowbar. Oh, and a C on his report card, because I’m just a mean old mom that way.
    I once meant to forward an email from a client to another member of the support staff, and made a snarky comment about the client AND their request, and hit reply instead. Fortunately, the client didn’t report me to my boss – perhaps they realized they were being a complete twit.
    I also engaged in a long, frustrated and often cruel diatribe about another boss and his favorite, brown-nosing employee, completely unaware they were in the cubicle next to me, listening to every word I said. I guess it was no surprise that my request to a different department was granted, and far more easily than I had originally anticipated.
    I am SO glad to be out of Corporate America, you have no idea.

  14. Jan

    No worries about the baseball obsession – the only thing that will part The Young One from his computer is a crowbar. Oh, and a C on his report card, because I’m just a mean old mom that way.
    I once meant to forward an email from a client to another member of the support staff, and made a snarky comment about the client AND their request, and hit reply instead. Fortunately, the client didn’t report me to my boss – perhaps they realized they were being a complete twit.
    I also engaged in a long, frustrated and often cruel diatribe about another boss and his favorite, brown-nosing employee, completely unaware they were in the cubicle next to me, listening to every word I said. I guess it was no surprise that my request to a different department was granted, and far more easily than I had originally anticipated.
    I am SO glad to be out of Corporate America, you have no idea.

  15. Jan

    No worries about the baseball obsession – the only thing that will part The Young One from his computer is a crowbar. Oh, and a C on his report card, because I’m just a mean old mom that way.
    I once meant to forward an email from a client to another member of the support staff, and made a snarky comment about the client AND their request, and hit reply instead. Fortunately, the client didn’t report me to my boss – perhaps they realized they were being a complete twit.
    I also engaged in a long, frustrated and often cruel diatribe about another boss and his favorite, brown-nosing employee, completely unaware they were in the cubicle next to me, listening to every word I said. I guess it was no surprise that my request to a different department was granted, and far more easily than I had originally anticipated.
    I am SO glad to be out of Corporate America, you have no idea.

  16. Lori

    Wow, he really is a king asshole isn’t he? Although I haven’t made this kind of mistake as of yet, I think it’s a good mistake that you made. Who does this guy think he is? Really shows his arroagance. I wouldn’t worry about your son’s obsession with baseball. I think it’s good when kids have something they are passionate about…it’s your son’s outlet. My son’s were passionate about their sports and I really think this is what kept them out of trouble and out of the party scene in high school. Your son is 13 years old for goodness sake…isn’t it good that he is passionate about something that keeps him physically active instead of sitting on his ass constantly, obsessed with video games?
    I really don’t like assholes…know some of my own. I think these asshole have a club of their own!

  17. Lori

    Wow, he really is a king asshole isn’t he? Although I haven’t made this kind of mistake as of yet, I think it’s a good mistake that you made. Who does this guy think he is? Really shows his arroagance. I wouldn’t worry about your son’s obsession with baseball. I think it’s good when kids have something they are passionate about…it’s your son’s outlet. My son’s were passionate about their sports and I really think this is what kept them out of trouble and out of the party scene in high school. Your son is 13 years old for goodness sake…isn’t it good that he is passionate about something that keeps him physically active instead of sitting on his ass constantly, obsessed with video games?
    I really don’t like assholes…know some of my own. I think these asshole have a club of their own!

  18. Lori

    Wow, he really is a king asshole isn’t he? Although I haven’t made this kind of mistake as of yet, I think it’s a good mistake that you made. Who does this guy think he is? Really shows his arroagance. I wouldn’t worry about your son’s obsession with baseball. I think it’s good when kids have something they are passionate about…it’s your son’s outlet. My son’s were passionate about their sports and I really think this is what kept them out of trouble and out of the party scene in high school. Your son is 13 years old for goodness sake…isn’t it good that he is passionate about something that keeps him physically active instead of sitting on his ass constantly, obsessed with video games?
    I really don’t like assholes…know some of my own. I think these asshole have a club of their own!

  19. Donna in VA

    I think it’s great that Briefcase had a good sense of humor about it. You said that King Asshole already knew he didn’t impress you. . . Well, you just drove that fact into homeplate. I think it’s funny.
    I don’t remember anything like that ever happening to me, but it did happen to the General Manager here at my work once. A client had sent a nasty email and GM meant to forward the email to the Account Reps but hit Reply stating “What a bitch”. As soon as he hit send, he was trying to yank it out of cyberspace. D’oh! I thought for sure that this bitchy client was going to yank the business, but my guess is that she knew she was a bitch already. In fact, I’m sure that’s what she aspires to.
    King Asshole might just pat himself on his back thinking “job well done” in being an asshat.

  20. Donna in VA

    I think it’s great that Briefcase had a good sense of humor about it. You said that King Asshole already knew he didn’t impress you. . . Well, you just drove that fact into homeplate. I think it’s funny.
    I don’t remember anything like that ever happening to me, but it did happen to the General Manager here at my work once. A client had sent a nasty email and GM meant to forward the email to the Account Reps but hit Reply stating “What a bitch”. As soon as he hit send, he was trying to yank it out of cyberspace. D’oh! I thought for sure that this bitchy client was going to yank the business, but my guess is that she knew she was a bitch already. In fact, I’m sure that’s what she aspires to.
    King Asshole might just pat himself on his back thinking “job well done” in being an asshat.

  21. Donna in VA

    I think it’s great that Briefcase had a good sense of humor about it. You said that King Asshole already knew he didn’t impress you. . . Well, you just drove that fact into homeplate. I think it’s funny.
    I don’t remember anything like that ever happening to me, but it did happen to the General Manager here at my work once. A client had sent a nasty email and GM meant to forward the email to the Account Reps but hit Reply stating “What a bitch”. As soon as he hit send, he was trying to yank it out of cyberspace. D’oh! I thought for sure that this bitchy client was going to yank the business, but my guess is that she knew she was a bitch already. In fact, I’m sure that’s what she aspires to.
    King Asshole might just pat himself on his back thinking “job well done” in being an asshat.

  22. Lo

    oh, King Asshole can go screw himself. although i’m sure he’s done that already. multiple times. heh. sorry for THAT unwelcome mental image (although reminds me of picturing everyone naked… hopefully you haven’t pictured KA naked… although you probably will now… i’ll stop. promise) i once did this in text message form.
    actually. i do this ALL. THE. TIME. in text messages. which is why i will only text while sober, and the majority of the time only to my husband.
    my first slip was when iwas trying to tell my husband: ‘i’m eating a popsicle’ (yes. i know.s trange) and it went .. to my boss. he responded with, ‘well. good for you.’ YIKES.
    the second time? i was SO LATE TO WORK i texted my supervisor (who is younger then me. and i’m only 24. yeah. try THAT one.) and she’s like ‘oh just tell wendy (my OTHER supervisor who is a queen bitch) it’s okay’ and i thought my husband sent me that one. so i replied, ‘oh i told steph instead. i hate my fucking job.’
    heh. yeah. that went to my supervisor, “steph”. yeah. gold star for me.

  23. Lo

    oh, King Asshole can go screw himself. although i’m sure he’s done that already. multiple times. heh. sorry for THAT unwelcome mental image (although reminds me of picturing everyone naked… hopefully you haven’t pictured KA naked… although you probably will now… i’ll stop. promise) i once did this in text message form.
    actually. i do this ALL. THE. TIME. in text messages. which is why i will only text while sober, and the majority of the time only to my husband.
    my first slip was when iwas trying to tell my husband: ‘i’m eating a popsicle’ (yes. i know.s trange) and it went .. to my boss. he responded with, ‘well. good for you.’ YIKES.
    the second time? i was SO LATE TO WORK i texted my supervisor (who is younger then me. and i’m only 24. yeah. try THAT one.) and she’s like ‘oh just tell wendy (my OTHER supervisor who is a queen bitch) it’s okay’ and i thought my husband sent me that one. so i replied, ‘oh i told steph instead. i hate my fucking job.’
    heh. yeah. that went to my supervisor, “steph”. yeah. gold star for me.

  24. Lo

    oh, King Asshole can go screw himself. although i’m sure he’s done that already. multiple times. heh. sorry for THAT unwelcome mental image (although reminds me of picturing everyone naked… hopefully you haven’t pictured KA naked… although you probably will now… i’ll stop. promise) i once did this in text message form.
    actually. i do this ALL. THE. TIME. in text messages. which is why i will only text while sober, and the majority of the time only to my husband.
    my first slip was when iwas trying to tell my husband: ‘i’m eating a popsicle’ (yes. i know.s trange) and it went .. to my boss. he responded with, ‘well. good for you.’ YIKES.
    the second time? i was SO LATE TO WORK i texted my supervisor (who is younger then me. and i’m only 24. yeah. try THAT one.) and she’s like ‘oh just tell wendy (my OTHER supervisor who is a queen bitch) it’s okay’ and i thought my husband sent me that one. so i replied, ‘oh i told steph instead. i hate my fucking job.’
    heh. yeah. that went to my supervisor, “steph”. yeah. gold star for me.

  25. Midlife Mama

    LOL OMG I covered my mouth in horror as I read about your hitting “reply” instead of “forward.” I’ve done stuff like that before.
    Amazing what havoc a single keystorke on a keyboard can wreck. But you know what? He so deserved that.
    I mean who the hell does he think he is, anyway?!? He isn’t related to you guys and he has NO RIGHT to tell you what is or isn’t right about your kids. OMG the NERVE of that guy!! Holy crap! He needs to be told to MYOB. Geez.
    “King Asshole” is certainly apropos. He is completely out of line with that comment, and it wouldn’t be a bad thing for Briefcase to politely but firmly tell him that. “We can discuss business, but comments about my family are off limits.”
    It boggles the mind. Truly.

  26. Midlife Mama

    LOL OMG I covered my mouth in horror as I read about your hitting “reply” instead of “forward.” I’ve done stuff like that before.
    Amazing what havoc a single keystorke on a keyboard can wreck. But you know what? He so deserved that.
    I mean who the hell does he think he is, anyway?!? He isn’t related to you guys and he has NO RIGHT to tell you what is or isn’t right about your kids. OMG the NERVE of that guy!! Holy crap! He needs to be told to MYOB. Geez.
    “King Asshole” is certainly apropos. He is completely out of line with that comment, and it wouldn’t be a bad thing for Briefcase to politely but firmly tell him that. “We can discuss business, but comments about my family are off limits.”
    It boggles the mind. Truly.

  27. Midlife Mama

    LOL OMG I covered my mouth in horror as I read about your hitting “reply” instead of “forward.” I’ve done stuff like that before.
    Amazing what havoc a single keystorke on a keyboard can wreck. But you know what? He so deserved that.
    I mean who the hell does he think he is, anyway?!? He isn’t related to you guys and he has NO RIGHT to tell you what is or isn’t right about your kids. OMG the NERVE of that guy!! Holy crap! He needs to be told to MYOB. Geez.
    “King Asshole” is certainly apropos. He is completely out of line with that comment, and it wouldn’t be a bad thing for Briefcase to politely but firmly tell him that. “We can discuss business, but comments about my family are off limits.”
    It boggles the mind. Truly.

  28. Linda

    Teahehehe! *knocks on wood* No, I haven’t. But I’m glad you did! What an Ass! He needs to be knocked down a couple pegs. Wait PR will be playing for the big leagues, rakin’ in the dough someday soon. Won’t that be cool!?!

  29. Linda

    Teahehehe! *knocks on wood* No, I haven’t. But I’m glad you did! What an Ass! He needs to be knocked down a couple pegs. Wait PR will be playing for the big leagues, rakin’ in the dough someday soon. Won’t that be cool!?!

  30. Linda

    Teahehehe! *knocks on wood* No, I haven’t. But I’m glad you did! What an Ass! He needs to be knocked down a couple pegs. Wait PR will be playing for the big leagues, rakin’ in the dough someday soon. Won’t that be cool!?!

  31. Heather

    Serves the ass right! Tiger Woods was “obsessed” with golf at a very young age.

  32. Heather

    Serves the ass right! Tiger Woods was “obsessed” with golf at a very young age.

  33. Heather

    Serves the ass right! Tiger Woods was “obsessed” with golf at a very young age.

  34. Kristan Hoffman

    Ouch! Yeah, I’ve done reply-all instead of reply a couple times and looked rather silly, but you know, at the end of the day, it’s no big deal. You’re not losing a friend, and Briefcase doesn’t seem to be worried about any professional implications for him, so I’d say forget the King and his unnecessary opinions on your life. Hey, maybe, just MAYBE, this will even make him think twice before he offers his judgments to anyone else.
    (In complete fairness, I didn’t think what he said in the email was THAT bad… BUT I also don’t have the full history with this guy.)

  35. Kristan Hoffman

    Ouch! Yeah, I’ve done reply-all instead of reply a couple times and looked rather silly, but you know, at the end of the day, it’s no big deal. You’re not losing a friend, and Briefcase doesn’t seem to be worried about any professional implications for him, so I’d say forget the King and his unnecessary opinions on your life. Hey, maybe, just MAYBE, this will even make him think twice before he offers his judgments to anyone else.
    (In complete fairness, I didn’t think what he said in the email was THAT bad… BUT I also don’t have the full history with this guy.)

  36. Kristan Hoffman

    Ouch! Yeah, I’ve done reply-all instead of reply a couple times and looked rather silly, but you know, at the end of the day, it’s no big deal. You’re not losing a friend, and Briefcase doesn’t seem to be worried about any professional implications for him, so I’d say forget the King and his unnecessary opinions on your life. Hey, maybe, just MAYBE, this will even make him think twice before he offers his judgments to anyone else.
    (In complete fairness, I didn’t think what he said in the email was THAT bad… BUT I also don’t have the full history with this guy.)

  37. Di

    Oh who gives a rats ass. He deserves to know what you REALLY think of him. People like that need to be taken down a notch or two, and as long as he doesn’t sign your paycheck I see nothing wrong with you having hit the Reply Key.

  38. Di

    Oh who gives a rats ass. He deserves to know what you REALLY think of him. People like that need to be taken down a notch or two, and as long as he doesn’t sign your paycheck I see nothing wrong with you having hit the Reply Key.

  39. Di

    Oh who gives a rats ass. He deserves to know what you REALLY think of him. People like that need to be taken down a notch or two, and as long as he doesn’t sign your paycheck I see nothing wrong with you having hit the Reply Key.

  40. thistle

    ohh…been there dun that too…it’s an umcomfortable feeling…mine went to a public chat list…a big oops…feeling a mild panic attack flashback as i write this…it wasn’t that bad a comment…just an honest opinion about the quality of someone’s dog’s conformation, but you don’t really do that publicly…
    and i’m with helena and heather here…kid could be making millions in a few years, nothing wrong with obssession…altho i’d call it ‘passion’ instead…

  41. thistle

    ohh…been there dun that too…it’s an umcomfortable feeling…mine went to a public chat list…a big oops…feeling a mild panic attack flashback as i write this…it wasn’t that bad a comment…just an honest opinion about the quality of someone’s dog’s conformation, but you don’t really do that publicly…
    and i’m with helena and heather here…kid could be making millions in a few years, nothing wrong with obssession…altho i’d call it ‘passion’ instead…

  42. thistle

    ohh…been there dun that too…it’s an umcomfortable feeling…mine went to a public chat list…a big oops…feeling a mild panic attack flashback as i write this…it wasn’t that bad a comment…just an honest opinion about the quality of someone’s dog’s conformation, but you don’t really do that publicly…
    and i’m with helena and heather here…kid could be making millions in a few years, nothing wrong with obssession…altho i’d call it ‘passion’ instead…

  43. Sandra

    Good for Briefcase for finding it funny. You got a good man there. Hold your head up high the next time you see King Asshole. I bet he’s not used to being told he’s out of line, but I do think he needed to hear it. Or at least read it.
    I’ve had many close calls with emails. I’m a person who types out what I’d like to say, like bitch the person out, then delete it and write what is socially correct. One day I might accidently hit send.

  44. Sandra

    Good for Briefcase for finding it funny. You got a good man there. Hold your head up high the next time you see King Asshole. I bet he’s not used to being told he’s out of line, but I do think he needed to hear it. Or at least read it.
    I’ve had many close calls with emails. I’m a person who types out what I’d like to say, like bitch the person out, then delete it and write what is socially correct. One day I might accidently hit send.

  45. Sandra

    Good for Briefcase for finding it funny. You got a good man there. Hold your head up high the next time you see King Asshole. I bet he’s not used to being told he’s out of line, but I do think he needed to hear it. Or at least read it.
    I’ve had many close calls with emails. I’m a person who types out what I’d like to say, like bitch the person out, then delete it and write what is socially correct. One day I might accidently hit send.

  46. Kelly

    Ha ha! I don’t know why but this struck me as hilarious! Serves him right!

  47. Kelly

    Ha ha! I don’t know why but this struck me as hilarious! Serves him right!

  48. Kelly

    Ha ha! I don’t know why but this struck me as hilarious! Serves him right!

  49. jill prettyman

    too bad you didn’t say more before you sent it, Nobody probably ever tells him what they really think. A little reality check might do him some good!

  50. jill prettyman

    too bad you didn’t say more before you sent it, Nobody probably ever tells him what they really think. A little reality check might do him some good!

  51. jill prettyman

    too bad you didn’t say more before you sent it, Nobody probably ever tells him what they really think. A little reality check might do him some good!

  52. Debbie S

    I only wish your replied email had said something more like, “I thought I’d also mention, the last time I ran into King Asshole he seemed overly focused on his own opinion. Being a more balanced adult, who recognized how much of the world is none of his business and doesn’t care what he thinks would probably lead to a happier life. But as long as KA keeps his opinions to himself, I don’t really care if he’s happy.”

  53. Debbie S

    I only wish your replied email had said something more like, “I thought I’d also mention, the last time I ran into King Asshole he seemed overly focused on his own opinion. Being a more balanced adult, who recognized how much of the world is none of his business and doesn’t care what he thinks would probably lead to a happier life. But as long as KA keeps his opinions to himself, I don’t really care if he’s happy.”

  54. Debbie S

    I only wish your replied email had said something more like, “I thought I’d also mention, the last time I ran into King Asshole he seemed overly focused on his own opinion. Being a more balanced adult, who recognized how much of the world is none of his business and doesn’t care what he thinks would probably lead to a happier life. But as long as KA keeps his opinions to himself, I don’t really care if he’s happy.”

  55. EricaB

    OMFG. I am dieing. Seriously, you sharing your mortifying moments makes me feel so much better about my life. Seriously.

  56. EricaB

    OMFG. I am dieing. Seriously, you sharing your mortifying moments makes me feel so much better about my life. Seriously.

  57. EricaB

    OMFG. I am dieing. Seriously, you sharing your mortifying moments makes me feel so much better about my life. Seriously.

  58. Mike

    I’m going to take a wild guess. From a guy’s perspective. Does the King have a son who also plays baseball? I say yes. And I’m betting he isn’t half the player PR is.

  59. Mike

    I’m going to take a wild guess. From a guy’s perspective. Does the King have a son who also plays baseball? I say yes. And I’m betting he isn’t half the player PR is.

  60. Mike

    I’m going to take a wild guess. From a guy’s perspective. Does the King have a son who also plays baseball? I say yes. And I’m betting he isn’t half the player PR is.

  61. Laura

    I am going to use my word of the moment: besheret. It is a Hebrew word that means “it was meant to be.” Leave it at that–the universe was using you to channel a message to him.

  62. Laura

    I am going to use my word of the moment: besheret. It is a Hebrew word that means “it was meant to be.” Leave it at that–the universe was using you to channel a message to him.

  63. Laura

    I am going to use my word of the moment: besheret. It is a Hebrew word that means “it was meant to be.” Leave it at that–the universe was using you to channel a message to him.

  64. Sugee

    WOW. I want to comfort. I want to have a worse story. But all I can do is gawk with my mouth wide open with a smiley grin mixed in. omg that was the best post ever!! That is a gooood story you got! LOL Hmm.. that guy really deserves it though! That is so cool 🙂 Now um.. maybe just take a hot bubble bath and forget it ever happened? 🙂

  65. Sugee

    WOW. I want to comfort. I want to have a worse story. But all I can do is gawk with my mouth wide open with a smiley grin mixed in. omg that was the best post ever!! That is a gooood story you got! LOL Hmm.. that guy really deserves it though! That is so cool 🙂 Now um.. maybe just take a hot bubble bath and forget it ever happened? 🙂

  66. Sugee

    WOW. I want to comfort. I want to have a worse story. But all I can do is gawk with my mouth wide open with a smiley grin mixed in. omg that was the best post ever!! That is a gooood story you got! LOL Hmm.. that guy really deserves it though! That is so cool 🙂 Now um.. maybe just take a hot bubble bath and forget it ever happened? 🙂

  67. Midlife Slices

    Nope. No way. Not me. I’ve never done anything dumb like that. huh uh….no no no….I’ve never done anything like that.
    That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. *wink*

  68. Midlife Slices

    Nope. No way. Not me. I’ve never done anything dumb like that. huh uh….no no no….I’ve never done anything like that.
    That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. *wink*

  69. Midlife Slices

    Nope. No way. Not me. I’ve never done anything dumb like that. huh uh….no no no….I’ve never done anything like that.
    That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. *wink*

  70. twinkie in the city

    Not my mistake but my boyfriend’s ex wife. Wanting to consol her boyfriend when his football team lost, the ex wife (49) sent her SON (22)the following text by accident: Hi Baby boy, sorry for your loss, would a blowjob make you feel better? How do you even reply to that???????

  71. twinkie in the city

    Not my mistake but my boyfriend’s ex wife. Wanting to consol her boyfriend when his football team lost, the ex wife (49) sent her SON (22)the following text by accident: Hi Baby boy, sorry for your loss, would a blowjob make you feel better? How do you even reply to that???????

  72. twinkie in the city

    Not my mistake but my boyfriend’s ex wife. Wanting to consol her boyfriend when his football team lost, the ex wife (49) sent her SON (22)the following text by accident: Hi Baby boy, sorry for your loss, would a blowjob make you feel better? How do you even reply to that???????

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