Almost every evening I take a look at Twenty Four At Heart's stats. How many visitors came today? What part of the world did they come from? If they're a new visitor, how did they find me? On a regular basis I share with you humorous searches which have resulted in people stopping in. As Twenty Four At Heart has grown, the searches seem to become more and more bizarre. They've become my evening entertainment. Since I find them so amusing, I'm assuming they make you smile too. Here are some of the funniest recent searches. (Search in bold typeface, my reaction in standard type.)
Is thinking about sex all the time the same thing as lusting? Yes, definitely.
My wife is a swinger I'm sorry.
Is money important? Only if you have bills to pay.
Sexy fatty women in bathing suits Hmmm.
Invisible pervert They're the ones we all need to worry about.
I want my neighbor naked Do you?
Lost my gay friend I'm sorry!
Totally naked backyard workouts Do you live in a warm climate?
My wife is nude in the pool Why are you on the computer?
Cougar dating in the OC We've got lots of that!
Big boobs extended Why???
What is a lascivious woman? Probably one you'd like.
Wife saw naked pool service Was she intrigued?
Big bulge in jockstrap Congratulations.
Neck to chin ugly Life isn't fair, is it?
Nudist beach for families Don't get sunburned!
Swimsuit pulled down You're kind of creepy.
Transparent jock cup Well, okay …?
Sunbathing in jockstrap Why???
Heart anklet for swinger Is this kind of like wearing white?
Your love in the outfield I've had this fantasy too!
Submitted pics of wife's boobs Maybe they didn't like them as much as you do?
Real women don't have children Of course, that makes sense.
Mini skirt shock absorber ??
Hot cougar ladies Maybe you should have tried Google Images?
How to deal with losing my friend to someone else? That hurts.
Why can't I be affectionate? Start by just holding her hand.
A girl after my own heart Thank you!
Procrastinating boobs I'm confused.
How to do a heart bikini wax? I didn't know people did this? Can you get a design of cupid with arrows also?
Dating scene in the OC? It's insane.
Pregnant bathing suit vagina WTF??
Women need to talk So do men.
First time as a naturist Good luck with that.
Blonde in bathing suit But I will never post pictures of myself in a bathing suit!
Pictures of pre-teens in panties Go away perv, you're not welcome here.
See through swimsuits Why bother? Become a naturist.
How old for neck lift? When you look like a turkey, it's time.
Break-up not affectionate enough There aren't many affectionate break-ups.
Things to do with a jockstrap Make a collage?
Should I compliment my sister on her cleavage? Eww no! And stop looking!
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