I'm looking forward to writing a couple fun posts for next week. My friend Helena in England has requested a Money Town story. I was afraid everyone might be getting tired of hearing about the ridiculously rich and spoiled. Helena tells me they are her "favorite" posts so I've promised to share a Money Town story sometime next week. In addition, I know I've got a lot of avid book readers in the audience. I'll have a post next week which I think will be very interesting for all of us bookworm types. Stay tuned.
For today, I wanted to end the week on a light note. It's time once again to share with you some of the strange Internet searches which have brought people here for a visit. This is the first time I've had to actually ignore some of them. Some searches have been truly offensive (as in extreme pervert typing the most disgusting things into Google). As always, I've typed the actual search request in bold and my thoughts in regular typeface. Here are the searches I felt I could share:
How much do Torturers get paid? Search was made from Iran.
Can men recover when they get bruised egos? No, not in my experience.
Going commando under my dress Remember to cross your legs when sitting.
What does it mean when a guy says "we are not on the same page"? It means it's over.
Sick and tired of being a sex object I'm sorry, I'm sure it's tough.
Slutty prom date You may not find her on the Internet.
Do guys get PMS too? Yes, at least Briefcase does.
Why does he make sexual comments to me all the time? Most likely because he wants sex.
Statistics on men thinking about sex when they see an attractive woman 100% of the time.
I like your shirt, innuendo Wow, that's quite an innuendo there.
Misty May's Dr. Schobert He's a great doctor – I hope he makes you feel better.
How to empty a nasty, disgusting porta-potty I'd just walk away if I were you.
Oops! Nude in the pool oops!
My male physical therapist flirts with me So?
How do men compartmentalize issues? I don't know, but they do. I wish I was better at it myself.
I saw my mom naked by the pool You have probably been scarred for life.
Craving nonsexual hugging
How do I behave like a hot guy? If you're asking, you aren't hot so forget it.
Naked blonde with her feet in the air I'm sure that's a nice mental image for you.
My partner told me she's faking orgasms You need to talk to her about it.
Orgasmic screams Congratulations!
What happens if you don't have a brain-mouth filter? You end up writing a blog just like this one.
I have a strong desire to be attractive to my male friends Are you male or female?
I want to be just a little bit naughtier I'm sure he'll like that.
I want my pool guy naked It's not a very original fantasy, but ok.
OC woman who talks sex on the web That might be me?
How do I compliment a man? How would you compliment anyone?
Arms tied above her head, big boobs I have big boobs, but one of my arms can't possibly move above my head ever again. You've got the wrong woman.
Doctor removed my panties No, no, no! You should be removing them yourself if it's necessary. Something's very wrong with this.
Bra and panties with my physical therapist I don't want to know, or hear, about it.
Girl flashes ass for train It's a tradition here in Orange County.
Getting over losing a friend I'm no help. I never get over it myself.
Ways to stimulate my guy for sex I don't give sexual advice.
Naked pool boy Not again!
Hot guys on all fours Very specific request.
Women who think blow jobs aren't sex I can't think of a thing to say here.
I caught my wife naked I hope you catch her naked a lot, she's your wife!
Want story of transparent blouse without a bra Okaaaaaaay?
Definition of a perv magnet Twenty Four At Heart