Friday Light

I'm looking forward to writing a couple fun posts for next week.  My friend Helena in England has requested a Money Town story.  I was afraid everyone might be getting tired of hearing about the ridiculously rich and spoiled.  Helena tells me they are her "favorite" posts so I've promised to share a Money Town story sometime next week.  In addition, I know I've got a lot of avid book readers in the audience.  I'll have a post next week which I think will be very interesting for all of us bookworm types.  Stay tuned.

For today, I wanted to end the week on a light note.  It's time once again to share with you some of the strange Internet searches which have brought people here for a visit. This is the first time I've had to actually ignore some of them.  Some searches have been truly offensive (as in extreme pervert typing the most disgusting things into Google). As always, I've typed the actual search request in bold and my thoughts in regular typeface. Here are the searches I felt I could share:

How much do Torturers get paid?  Search was made from Iran. 

Can men recover when they get bruised egos?  No, not in my experience.

Going commando under my dress  Remember to cross your legs when sitting.

What does it mean when a guy says "we are not on the same page"?  It means it's over. 

Sick and tired of being a sex object  I'm sorry, I'm sure it's tough.

Slutty prom date  You may not find her on the Internet.

Do guys get PMS too?  Yes, at least Briefcase does.

Why does he make sexual comments to me all the time?  Most likely because he wants sex.

Statistics on men thinking about sex when they see an attractive woman  100% of the time.

I like your shirt, innuendo  Wow, that's quite an innuendo there.

Misty May's Dr. Schobert  He's a great doctor – I hope he makes you feel better.

How to empty a nasty, disgusting porta-potty  I'd just walk away if I were you.

Oops!  Nude in the pool  oops!

My male physical therapist flirts with me  So?

How do men compartmentalize issues? I don't know, but they do.  I wish I was better at it myself.

I saw my mom naked by the pool  You have probably been scarred for life.

Craving nonsexual hugging  (((Hugs)))

How do I behave like a hot guy?  If you're asking, you aren't hot so forget it.

Naked blonde with her feet in the air  I'm sure that's a nice mental image for you.

My partner told me she's faking orgasms  You need to talk to her about it.

Orgasmic screams  Congratulations!

What happens if you don't have a brain-mouth filter?  You end up writing a blog just like this one. 

I have a strong desire to be attractive to my male friends  Are you male or female?

I want to be just a little bit naughtier  I'm sure he'll like that.

I want my pool guy naked  It's not a very original fantasy, but ok.

OC woman who talks sex on the web  That might be me?

How do I compliment a man?  How would you compliment anyone?

Arms tied above her head, big boobs  I have big boobs, but one of my arms can't possibly move above my head ever again.  You've got the wrong woman.

Doctor removed my panties  No, no, no!  You should be removing them yourself if it's necessary.  Something's very wrong with this.

Bra and panties with my physical therapist  I don't want to know, or hear, about it.

Girl flashes ass for train  It's a tradition here in Orange County.

Getting over losing a friend  I'm no help.  I never get over it myself.

Ways to stimulate my guy for sex  I don't give sexual advice.

Naked pool boy  Not again!

Hot guys on all fours  Very specific request.

Women who think blow jobs aren't sex  I can't think of a thing to say here.

I caught my wife naked  I hope you catch her naked a lot, she's your wife!

Want story of transparent blouse without a bra  Okaaaaaaay?

Definition of a perv magnet  Twenty Four At Heart

39 Responses to “Friday Light”

  1. Kristan Hoffman

    “Oops! Nude in the pool oops!”
    OMG HAHAHAH I DIED LAUGHING when I read your response. Whooo, thanks 24. And have a great weekend!

  2. Kristan Hoffman

    “Oops! Nude in the pool oops!”
    OMG HAHAHAH I DIED LAUGHING when I read your response. Whooo, thanks 24. And have a great weekend!

  3. Kristan Hoffman

    “Oops! Nude in the pool oops!”
    OMG HAHAHAH I DIED LAUGHING when I read your response. Whooo, thanks 24. And have a great weekend!

  4. Lo

    hahahahha oh dear. hehehe. i love the last one. perv magnet=YOU. you poor, poor thing.
    i can’t even imagine what the super duper xxx ones were. nor do i want to!

  5. Lo

    hahahahha oh dear. hehehe. i love the last one. perv magnet=YOU. you poor, poor thing.
    i can’t even imagine what the super duper xxx ones were. nor do i want to!

  6. Lo

    hahahahha oh dear. hehehe. i love the last one. perv magnet=YOU. you poor, poor thing.
    i can’t even imagine what the super duper xxx ones were. nor do i want to!

  7. Donna in VA

    Wow! You DO get some doozies, don’t ya!
    I came to visit you today specifically to see if you were okay. I saw the news and the fires in a canyon near Santa Barbara and the winds continuing. I’m hoping that you’re further away from SB than the fires. My heart goes out to the people who’ve lost their homes. I just can’t imagine how devestating that would be to see.
    I’m hoping you’re safe.

  8. Donna in VA

    Wow! You DO get some doozies, don’t ya!
    I came to visit you today specifically to see if you were okay. I saw the news and the fires in a canyon near Santa Barbara and the winds continuing. I’m hoping that you’re further away from SB than the fires. My heart goes out to the people who’ve lost their homes. I just can’t imagine how devestating that would be to see.
    I’m hoping you’re safe.

  9. Donna in VA

    Wow! You DO get some doozies, don’t ya!
    I came to visit you today specifically to see if you were okay. I saw the news and the fires in a canyon near Santa Barbara and the winds continuing. I’m hoping that you’re further away from SB than the fires. My heart goes out to the people who’ve lost their homes. I just can’t imagine how devestating that would be to see.
    I’m hoping you’re safe.

  10. goodfather

    ‘How do I behave like a hot guy? If you’re asking, you aren’t hot so forget it.’ D’OH! Busted. And, sigh.
    I love your internet search posts, and I’m really looking forward to your next money town story! Have a great weekend.

  11. goodfather

    ‘How do I behave like a hot guy? If you’re asking, you aren’t hot so forget it.’ D’OH! Busted. And, sigh.
    I love your internet search posts, and I’m really looking forward to your next money town story! Have a great weekend.

  12. goodfather

    ‘How do I behave like a hot guy? If you’re asking, you aren’t hot so forget it.’ D’OH! Busted. And, sigh.
    I love your internet search posts, and I’m really looking forward to your next money town story! Have a great weekend.

  13. alntv

    Seriously…I gotta start blogging about sex. Unfortunately, I don’t think my family really wants to see what my opinions are…LOL

  14. alntv

    Seriously…I gotta start blogging about sex. Unfortunately, I don’t think my family really wants to see what my opinions are…LOL

  15. alntv

    Seriously…I gotta start blogging about sex. Unfortunately, I don’t think my family really wants to see what my opinions are…LOL

  16. phhhst

    Oh 24, thanks for the morning chuckles. lots of good ones, but my fav, “What happens if you don’t have a brain-mouth filter? You end up writing a blog just like this one.” LOL

  17. phhhst

    Oh 24, thanks for the morning chuckles. lots of good ones, but my fav, “What happens if you don’t have a brain-mouth filter? You end up writing a blog just like this one.” LOL

  18. phhhst

    Oh 24, thanks for the morning chuckles. lots of good ones, but my fav, “What happens if you don’t have a brain-mouth filter? You end up writing a blog just like this one.” LOL

  19. Kelly

    Oh … a few of those really got me. I think your responses are as good or better than the searches. LOL

  20. Kelly

    Oh … a few of those really got me. I think your responses are as good or better than the searches. LOL

  21. Kelly

    Oh … a few of those really got me. I think your responses are as good or better than the searches. LOL

  22. Jan

    I liked this:
    “Going commando under my dress”
    “Remember to cross your legs when sitting.”
    Slowly. It helps if you look like Sharon Stone.

  23. Jan

    I liked this:
    “Going commando under my dress”
    “Remember to cross your legs when sitting.”
    Slowly. It helps if you look like Sharon Stone.

  24. Jan

    I liked this:
    “Going commando under my dress”
    “Remember to cross your legs when sitting.”
    Slowly. It helps if you look like Sharon Stone.

  25. Helena

    Thank you, thank you! I’m looking forward to some new Money Town posts.
    “How much do Tortuers get paid?” Gosh, that’s a scary one.

  26. Helena

    Thank you, thank you! I’m looking forward to some new Money Town posts.
    “How much do Tortuers get paid?” Gosh, that’s a scary one.

  27. Helena

    Thank you, thank you! I’m looking forward to some new Money Town posts.
    “How much do Tortuers get paid?” Gosh, that’s a scary one.

  28. Linda

    Maybe if I stop taking my brain-mouth filter pill I’ll end up writing a blog like yours!
    I love coming here to see what you’ve written!

  29. Linda

    Maybe if I stop taking my brain-mouth filter pill I’ll end up writing a blog like yours!
    I love coming here to see what you’ve written!

  30. Linda

    Maybe if I stop taking my brain-mouth filter pill I’ll end up writing a blog like yours!
    I love coming here to see what you’ve written!

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