Guest Post!

Awhile back my friend, Miss Britt, decided to challenge herself to guest post on other people's blogs.  I sent her a note and told her I'd love to take advantage of her offer. I knew I'd be busy during the holiday season and I thought you'd enjoy having her pay a visit.  She knows we talk a lot about the differences between men and women here. Not long after, she sent me the following.  Thank you Miss Britt for paying us a visit!

Him:  How was
your day today?

Her:  Fine,
except for the fact that I am hemorrhaging from my vagina.  But other than THAT… good.

Him:  Umm…
OK…

Several minutes later, the couple is getting ready for
bed.  They share the familiarity of
two people who have gotten dressed and undressed in front of one another for
years.  They mill back and forth
between the master bedroom and the closet, pausing at the bathroom sink to
floss and wash their faces.

As she's hanging up her skirt, he stops and watches her.

Him: By the way, you looked nice today.

Her:  Awww,
thank you.

Him:  I like
it when you wear tights like that.

Her:  Well
thanks.  Again.  I appreciate you noticing.

Him:  Maybe
you should just leave the tights on. 
Maybe wear them to bed.

Her:  What
part of HEMORRHAGING FROM MY VAGINA 
did you find sexy?

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This post is part of <a
href="http://miss-britt.com/2008/11/the-guest-post-challenge/"Miss
Britt's Guest Post Challenge</a>.

30 Responses to “Guest Post!”

  1. SSG

    if she’s hemorrahging shouldn’t she be in hospital. But maybe by hemorraghing she means “blood letting” as my boyfriend likes to call it. Men are weird.

  2. SSG

    if she’s hemorrahging shouldn’t she be in hospital. But maybe by hemorraghing she means “blood letting” as my boyfriend likes to call it. Men are weird.

  3. SSG

    if she’s hemorrahging shouldn’t she be in hospital. But maybe by hemorraghing she means “blood letting” as my boyfriend likes to call it. Men are weird.

  4. sometimessophia

    Gross. There’s something really primal about sex and hemorrhaging from the vagina. I must be some kind of lower life form, because there is nothing about doing the deed in shades of red that appeals to me.

  5. sometimessophia

    Gross. There’s something really primal about sex and hemorrhaging from the vagina. I must be some kind of lower life form, because there is nothing about doing the deed in shades of red that appeals to me.

  6. sometimessophia

    Gross. There’s something really primal about sex and hemorrhaging from the vagina. I must be some kind of lower life form, because there is nothing about doing the deed in shades of red that appeals to me.

  7. jo

    if anyone is interested it is 7 degrees with windchill of
    -10…my hair froze when I took the dog out this morning 🙂

  8. jo

    if anyone is interested it is 7 degrees with windchill of
    -10…my hair froze when I took the dog out this morning 🙂

  9. jo

    if anyone is interested it is 7 degrees with windchill of
    -10…my hair froze when I took the dog out this morning 🙂

  10. Momo Fali

    My husband wouldn’t care if I was hemmorhaging from my ears, eyes, nose, mouth and vagina. He would still want to have sex.

  11. Momo Fali

    My husband wouldn’t care if I was hemmorhaging from my ears, eyes, nose, mouth and vagina. He would still want to have sex.

  12. Momo Fali

    My husband wouldn’t care if I was hemmorhaging from my ears, eyes, nose, mouth and vagina. He would still want to have sex.

  13. goodfather

    Great guest post!
    I rarely hemorrhage from my penis. When I had my vasectomy, my wife took the opportunity to harass me relentlessly for sex, so I SORT of know what this feels like 😉 .

  14. goodfather

    Great guest post!
    I rarely hemorrhage from my penis. When I had my vasectomy, my wife took the opportunity to harass me relentlessly for sex, so I SORT of know what this feels like 😉 .

  15. goodfather

    Great guest post!
    I rarely hemorrhage from my penis. When I had my vasectomy, my wife took the opportunity to harass me relentlessly for sex, so I SORT of know what this feels like 😉 .

  16. Lo

    yeah, i’m always saying to my husband… so you picked THIS WEEK to be horny, did you? bad planning mister. i don’t think you want to TOUCH that with a ten foot pole(snicker) let alone even see it. he gets squirmish even SEEING the tampon wrappers.

  17. Lo

    yeah, i’m always saying to my husband… so you picked THIS WEEK to be horny, did you? bad planning mister. i don’t think you want to TOUCH that with a ten foot pole(snicker) let alone even see it. he gets squirmish even SEEING the tampon wrappers.

  18. Lo

    yeah, i’m always saying to my husband… so you picked THIS WEEK to be horny, did you? bad planning mister. i don’t think you want to TOUCH that with a ten foot pole(snicker) let alone even see it. he gets squirmish even SEEING the tampon wrappers.

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