The neighborhood I live in is ridiculous. We have rules about rules. Everyone has to pay an "association fee" each month which is supposed to go towards maintaining the common areas of the neighborhood. Instead, the association ends up with surplus money and they spend (waste) it on stupid things. The idiocy of the people "managing" the neighborhood never ceases to amaze me.
Throughout our neighborhood we have speed bumps. They've been here for years and definitely serve a purpose. Annoying as speed bumps are to drive over, they do force everyone to maintain a relatively safe speed throughout the community. There are a lot of kids outside playing in our neighborhood and I'm all for preserving their safety.
Nevertheless, after years of driving over speed bumps, our community recently decided to spend some money on a sign to warn people that the speed bumps exist. Except, the people ordering the sign made a mistake and misspelled the word b-u-m-p. Now, instead of a warning about driving conditions, it appears we have a sign warning everyone about what type of sex they can expect to have in our community.
One has to assume that a speed hump is the opposite of a nice, leisurely hump?