I'm still out of town. Most likely, I'm having terrible Internet withdrawals like any good addict. I'll be flying home tonight. Let's all hope my return flight is on time. (And that it doesn't CRASH!) If it's on time, I'll be back tomorrow with an announcement on the contest winner. In the meantime, here's a joke my sister forwarded to me on email recently.
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
She answers: Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill