Barbeque Butt

I'm still out of town.  Most likely, I'm having terrible Internet withdrawals like any good addict.  I'll be flying home tonight.  Let's all hope my return flight is on time.  (And that it doesn't CRASH!)  If it's on time, I'll be back tomorrow with an announcement on the contest winner.  In the meantime, here's a joke my sister forwarded to me on email recently.

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big,  I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the  grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured  his wife's
bottom.

'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
'What's wrong?' he asks.

She answers: Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little weenie?

 

42 Responses to “Barbeque Butt”

  1. Donna in VA

    THAT’S hysterical!
    I hope your withdrawls aren’t toooooo painful and that you have a very safe trip.

  2. Donna in VA

    THAT’S hysterical!
    I hope your withdrawls aren’t toooooo painful and that you have a very safe trip.

  3. Donna in VA

    THAT’S hysterical!
    I hope your withdrawls aren’t toooooo painful and that you have a very safe trip.

  4. Lo

    hehehehehehehehehe. ‘one lil weenie.’ hilarious!! go your sister. i like her already. btw, how many siblings do you have? are you eldest or youngest? i don’t think i’ve ever heard (read?) you touch on this before.
    i am sending you good flying vibes. i, too, have the stupid fear of falling. no one gets that i’m afraid of FALLING not heights. i scoff. morons.
    but hey. here’s to traveling and taking a path different from the normal day to day, right? 🙂

  5. Lo

    hehehehehehehehehe. ‘one lil weenie.’ hilarious!! go your sister. i like her already. btw, how many siblings do you have? are you eldest or youngest? i don’t think i’ve ever heard (read?) you touch on this before.
    i am sending you good flying vibes. i, too, have the stupid fear of falling. no one gets that i’m afraid of FALLING not heights. i scoff. morons.
    but hey. here’s to traveling and taking a path different from the normal day to day, right? 🙂

  6. Lo

    hehehehehehehehehe. ‘one lil weenie.’ hilarious!! go your sister. i like her already. btw, how many siblings do you have? are you eldest or youngest? i don’t think i’ve ever heard (read?) you touch on this before.
    i am sending you good flying vibes. i, too, have the stupid fear of falling. no one gets that i’m afraid of FALLING not heights. i scoff. morons.
    but hey. here’s to traveling and taking a path different from the normal day to day, right? 🙂

  7. Kristan

    LOL ouch. Although I’d still probably have cried the first time he said it in the garden, because I’m overly emotional and sensitive like that…

  8. Kristan

    LOL ouch. Although I’d still probably have cried the first time he said it in the garden, because I’m overly emotional and sensitive like that…

  9. Kristan

    LOL ouch. Although I’d still probably have cried the first time he said it in the garden, because I’m overly emotional and sensitive like that…

  10. Liz C

    Oh yeah! That’s the ticket! This post has been the best part of my Monday (at work on a holiday but who’s counting) so far.

  11. Liz C

    Oh yeah! That’s the ticket! This post has been the best part of my Monday (at work on a holiday but who’s counting) so far.

  12. Liz C

    Oh yeah! That’s the ticket! This post has been the best part of my Monday (at work on a holiday but who’s counting) so far.

  13. thistle

    Images of BBQ forks thru the heart started at the tape measure moment…
    Cute tho, think the PerfectSister would like that one…i’ll tell her if we ever get to BBQ season…

  14. thistle

    Images of BBQ forks thru the heart started at the tape measure moment…
    Cute tho, think the PerfectSister would like that one…i’ll tell her if we ever get to BBQ season…

  15. thistle

    Images of BBQ forks thru the heart started at the tape measure moment…
    Cute tho, think the PerfectSister would like that one…i’ll tell her if we ever get to BBQ season…

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