Painter Hell & Twitter Love

** Are you easily offended?  Consider this a warning.  This post includes foul language.  Shocking, isn't it?  **

**  Also?  Did anyone else watch the Oscars and then have nightmares of a zombie monster chasing after them?  I think it was named Sophia Loren.  Dear Gawd, it was a traumatizing night!  **

I was off my game last week.  By Friday, I just wanted the week to end.  I did some chores in the morning.  My friend Nike and I had plans for happy hour at the end of the day.  Another girlfriend called to invite me out shopping and I decided it would be a welcome break. 

I returned home late in the afternoon.  I was all set to shower and get ready for happy hour with Nike.  As it turns out, I really needed that happy hour.  My painters had been very busy while I was gone. Unfortunately, they were busy doing the wrong thing while I was away.

It was not a good way to end my week and I turned to Twitter to vent.  What follows are excerpts straight from Twitter.  I've copied my actual tweets here and put them in bold black print so you can differentiate them from the rest of this post.

I thought those of you who missed my rant might find it entertaining.  

I tweeted: 

Just came home. Painters painted the entire exterior of house THE WRONG COLOR! F**K!

YOUR ASS BETTER BE AT BLOGHER SO I CAN HUG YOU AND KISS YOU AND TELL YOU SWEET NOTHINGS ALL DAY LONG.

and buy you drinks.

o and bring clothes. you flasher you.

48 Responses to “Painter Hell & Twitter Love”

  1. Michelle

    Glad your house is the right color now (hope they don’t expect to be paid for doing it twice!).
    Hoping you have a better week this week 🙂

  2. Michelle

    Glad your house is the right color now (hope they don’t expect to be paid for doing it twice!).
    Hoping you have a better week this week 🙂

  3. Michelle

    Glad your house is the right color now (hope they don’t expect to be paid for doing it twice!).
    Hoping you have a better week this week 🙂

  4. thistle

    re: Sophia
    um…i hate when people i thought were already dead show up out of nowhere…it’s so…awkward 🙂

  5. thistle

    re: Sophia
    um…i hate when people i thought were already dead show up out of nowhere…it’s so…awkward 🙂

  6. thistle

    re: Sophia
    um…i hate when people i thought were already dead show up out of nowhere…it’s so…awkward 🙂

  7. Jan

    I didn’t much care as to what the rest of your post said after I read the Sophia Loren crack – it took me five minutes to calm down and everyone in the office came banging on my door to ask me what was so damn funny – I had to lie like a rug and tell them it was an “woman-type” email that someone had sent me they wouldn’t get. Although I’m sorry about the paint – are you going to make them redo it?
    Okay, I’m looking into how much BlogHer will cost. ‘Cuz I can drive to Chicago, you know.
    Know a good way to lose 50 pounds between now and July?

  8. Jan

    I didn’t much care as to what the rest of your post said after I read the Sophia Loren crack – it took me five minutes to calm down and everyone in the office came banging on my door to ask me what was so damn funny – I had to lie like a rug and tell them it was an “woman-type” email that someone had sent me they wouldn’t get. Although I’m sorry about the paint – are you going to make them redo it?
    Okay, I’m looking into how much BlogHer will cost. ‘Cuz I can drive to Chicago, you know.
    Know a good way to lose 50 pounds between now and July?

  9. Jan

    I didn’t much care as to what the rest of your post said after I read the Sophia Loren crack – it took me five minutes to calm down and everyone in the office came banging on my door to ask me what was so damn funny – I had to lie like a rug and tell them it was an “woman-type” email that someone had sent me they wouldn’t get. Although I’m sorry about the paint – are you going to make them redo it?
    Okay, I’m looking into how much BlogHer will cost. ‘Cuz I can drive to Chicago, you know.
    Know a good way to lose 50 pounds between now and July?

  10. Kelly

    Loved the smile brought by your tweets. And can I go to blog her to meet you even if I don’t blog? And as for Sophia ….damn! Laughed till I cried!

  11. Kelly

    Loved the smile brought by your tweets. And can I go to blog her to meet you even if I don’t blog? And as for Sophia ….damn! Laughed till I cried!

  12. Kelly

    Loved the smile brought by your tweets. And can I go to blog her to meet you even if I don’t blog? And as for Sophia ….damn! Laughed till I cried!

  13. Lo

    heh. i feel like a celebrity or somethin. or. maybe not. but still. i’ll take you with or without clothes, you know that. although. without? may have to include alcohol bc it might be awkward. just sayin. also? i would pink purple red heart with glitter love you if you came to blogher. cuz we could totally be bff’s and shit and it’d be super fun. btw is your neice coming? i’ll have to rag on her for that today. seriously tho. what would blogher be without you?????

  14. Lo

    heh. i feel like a celebrity or somethin. or. maybe not. but still. i’ll take you with or without clothes, you know that. although. without? may have to include alcohol bc it might be awkward. just sayin. also? i would pink purple red heart with glitter love you if you came to blogher. cuz we could totally be bff’s and shit and it’d be super fun. btw is your neice coming? i’ll have to rag on her for that today. seriously tho. what would blogher be without you?????

  15. Lo

    heh. i feel like a celebrity or somethin. or. maybe not. but still. i’ll take you with or without clothes, you know that. although. without? may have to include alcohol bc it might be awkward. just sayin. also? i would pink purple red heart with glitter love you if you came to blogher. cuz we could totally be bff’s and shit and it’d be super fun. btw is your neice coming? i’ll have to rag on her for that today. seriously tho. what would blogher be without you?????

  16. Pseudo

    I would love to go to blogher… It is a long way from Hawaii though. We’ll see.
    My frineds always have an Oscar party. Last night was India inspired. Curry. We all wore Bendi’s on our foreheads. Lots of fun.

  17. Pseudo

    I would love to go to blogher… It is a long way from Hawaii though. We’ll see.
    My frineds always have an Oscar party. Last night was India inspired. Curry. We all wore Bendi’s on our foreheads. Lots of fun.

  18. Pseudo

    I would love to go to blogher… It is a long way from Hawaii though. We’ll see.
    My frineds always have an Oscar party. Last night was India inspired. Curry. We all wore Bendi’s on our foreheads. Lots of fun.

  19. PAPA

    7:58 in the am on the West Coast and you got me laughing, Suzanne, you crazy foul mouthed Twitter flasher. 🙂
    go to Blogher!

  20. PAPA

    7:58 in the am on the West Coast and you got me laughing, Suzanne, you crazy foul mouthed Twitter flasher. 🙂
    go to Blogher!

  21. PAPA

    7:58 in the am on the West Coast and you got me laughing, Suzanne, you crazy foul mouthed Twitter flasher. 🙂
    go to Blogher!

  22. goodfather

    Whoa, I missed the house painting snafu and subsequent twittering. I’m glad they came back and repainted.

  23. goodfather

    Whoa, I missed the house painting snafu and subsequent twittering. I’m glad they came back and repainted.

  24. goodfather

    Whoa, I missed the house painting snafu and subsequent twittering. I’m glad they came back and repainted.

  25. Mama Dawg

    Wait, Lo’s going to blogger? I may have to now. That way, I can see you and Lo.
    Gotta check on the funds, though.
    I loved that twitter convo. Funny as hell.

  26. Mama Dawg

    Wait, Lo’s going to blogger? I may have to now. That way, I can see you and Lo.
    Gotta check on the funds, though.
    I loved that twitter convo. Funny as hell.

  27. Mama Dawg

    Wait, Lo’s going to blogger? I may have to now. That way, I can see you and Lo.
    Gotta check on the funds, though.
    I loved that twitter convo. Funny as hell.

  28. missy

    I’m sure the painter felt worse than you when he found out that the store had given him the wrong color. He’s way too nice a guy to get mad at.
    I totally agree with the Sophia Loren comment – Night of the Living Dead! Why can’t these women age gracefully instead of frightfully?

  29. missy

    I’m sure the painter felt worse than you when he found out that the store had given him the wrong color. He’s way too nice a guy to get mad at.
    I totally agree with the Sophia Loren comment – Night of the Living Dead! Why can’t these women age gracefully instead of frightfully?

  30. missy

    I’m sure the painter felt worse than you when he found out that the store had given him the wrong color. He’s way too nice a guy to get mad at.
    I totally agree with the Sophia Loren comment – Night of the Living Dead! Why can’t these women age gracefully instead of frightfully?

  31. emmysuh

    First of all, I meant to tweet back at you and say I use “fuck” at least every other tweet, so I think you’re good for using it once.
    I hope you go to BlogHer — it’d be extremely unlikely I’d be able to go, since I’d be about to hop a plane for Germany, but if I can, I will! I’ll buy you a drink!!

  32. emmysuh

    First of all, I meant to tweet back at you and say I use “fuck” at least every other tweet, so I think you’re good for using it once.
    I hope you go to BlogHer — it’d be extremely unlikely I’d be able to go, since I’d be about to hop a plane for Germany, but if I can, I will! I’ll buy you a drink!!

  33. emmysuh

    First of all, I meant to tweet back at you and say I use “fuck” at least every other tweet, so I think you’re good for using it once.
    I hope you go to BlogHer — it’d be extremely unlikely I’d be able to go, since I’d be about to hop a plane for Germany, but if I can, I will! I’ll buy you a drink!!

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