** Are you easily offended? Consider this a warning. This post includes foul language. Shocking, isn't it? **
** Also? Did anyone else watch the Oscars and then have nightmares of a zombie monster chasing after them? I think it was named Sophia Loren. Dear Gawd, it was a traumatizing night! **
I was off my game last week. By Friday, I just wanted the week to end. I did some chores in the morning. My friend Nike and I had plans for happy hour at the end of the day. Another girlfriend called to invite me out shopping and I decided it would be a welcome break.
I returned home late in the afternoon. I was all set to shower and get ready for happy hour with Nike. As it turns out, I really needed that happy hour. My painters had been very busy while I was gone. Unfortunately, they were busy doing the wrong thing while I was away.
It was not a good way to end my week and I turned to Twitter to vent. What follows are excerpts straight from Twitter. I've copied my actual tweets here and put them in bold black print so you can differentiate them from the rest of this post.
I thought those of you who missed my rant might find it entertaining.
Just came home. Painters painted the entire exterior of house THE WRONG COLOR! F**K!
YOUR ASS BETTER BE AT BLOGHER SO I CAN HUG YOU AND KISS YOU AND TELL YOU SWEET NOTHINGS ALL DAY LONG.
and buy you drinks.
o and bring clothes. you flasher you.