This Is Where I Ramble And Then We Pretend I Never Wrote This Post

I have a bitch of a headache.

My bum arm and shoulder are in intense pain.  OmigodItHurts.

Instead of trying to make any type of coherent sense I thought I'd just update you on some random things I've written about recently.  Oh, and about the boob picture I sent out to the entire world-wide-web.  (Yes, I did!)

PR's glasses arrived on Monday.  He ran around the house saying things like, "I can read the clock!" with total wonder in his voice.  He even said (in complete astonishment) "It says NBC at the bottom of the TV!"

*Ahem*  Mother of the year award …. I'm sure it's on its way.

I'm still working on my house.  Dealing with termites will have to come after the painters are done.  They had to take an extended break due to a series of storms, but they're back now.  They're rebuilding the majority of our deck.  Who knew painters could build decks? They have to because, apparently, it's very difficult to paint rotted wood.  I'll try to post a picture of the deck sometime soon because I know I have a lot of readers very interested in my house and the stuff we're working on.

That headache I mentioned?  Could it possibly be a result of their incessant hammering? 

All the windows of my house are covered with clear, fuzzy, plastic in preparation for painting.  It makes me feel incredibly claustrophobic.  On a positive note, if I can only see vague shapes through the plastic, they probably can't see in.  I might have regained a little privacy.  Just in case I feel the need to wander around naked or something.

Also, regarding indoor projects, for a few years I've been searching for the perfect round table.  We have a circular cubby formed by our spiral staircase and nothing else has worked there.  Last week I finally found one and it's the perfect size and height.  This little table?  Was a find!  The top is hand painted and it was on sale.  I love it when I find the perfect bargain!  

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I'll have to find something to put on top of it once the roses die.

The Torturer is back from Las Vegas which means I'm back to being tortured.  I ended up only making one appointment with a sub PT over the last 10 days (said sheepishly).  I'm paying for it now.  (Or possibly I'm paying for my post on the harem?)  In any case, he's killing me and he is not a nice person.  Pain means nothing to him.  Well, my pain means nothing to him.  Either way …?  It sucks.

I'm in love with Danny Gokey on American Idol.  He has, hands down, the best voice of any of the contestants.  I'm going to run away with him and marry him as soon as he asks.  Honestly?  Love his voice!  I hate Tatiana as much as I love Danny.  And yes, I'm really only 15 years old, why do you ask?

I accidentally sent a picture of my partially clothed boobs out to the entire Internet via Twitter recently with a caption that said, "Boobilicious!"  I meant to send it to a couple chick-friends as a joke … and, um, something went wrong.  I can hope the entire Internet didn't view them it, but I'm pretty sure the 460+ people who follow me on Twitter all got a good look.

Your welcome.

Perhaps this is one more reason why you should follow me on Twitter?  Or not.

63 Responses to “This Is Where I Ramble And Then We Pretend I Never Wrote This Post”

  1. Christine

    You sound way more coherent than what I could’ve done last night. I thought about writing a post last night just for fun — to see just how ridiculous it would sound, and then read it in horror this morning while contemplating hitting “delete”. I did something horribly wrong to my neck last week, and finally got to the doctor for meds. I was expecting maybe a low dose muscle relaxer or Rx pain pill. The dude gave me a steroid, muscle relaxer, and some MEGA hydrocodone. I was soooooooo high as a kite last night. I’m only writing this comment b/c so far this morning I’ve only had the muscle relaxer. I thought about offering to share my loot on Twitter, but I at least found my mind for a second to remember about your arm. I figured you’d probably have me beat. 😉
    I go for my third “torturer” appt. myself this afternoon. I made the mistake of going to my first two visits two days in a row. OMG it would have been nice to have the pain medicine then. The second deep tissue massage always kills me anyways, but being the day after the first he may as well have been slicing me with a knife. But I don’t know what’s worse: this darn cervical collar I have to wear or the chiro himself.
    So when are these painters supposed to be done hammering? I mean painting? I’d have lost my patience by now.
    *Beautiful roses!

  2. Christine

    You sound way more coherent than what I could’ve done last night. I thought about writing a post last night just for fun — to see just how ridiculous it would sound, and then read it in horror this morning while contemplating hitting “delete”. I did something horribly wrong to my neck last week, and finally got to the doctor for meds. I was expecting maybe a low dose muscle relaxer or Rx pain pill. The dude gave me a steroid, muscle relaxer, and some MEGA hydrocodone. I was soooooooo high as a kite last night. I’m only writing this comment b/c so far this morning I’ve only had the muscle relaxer. I thought about offering to share my loot on Twitter, but I at least found my mind for a second to remember about your arm. I figured you’d probably have me beat. 😉
    I go for my third “torturer” appt. myself this afternoon. I made the mistake of going to my first two visits two days in a row. OMG it would have been nice to have the pain medicine then. The second deep tissue massage always kills me anyways, but being the day after the first he may as well have been slicing me with a knife. But I don’t know what’s worse: this darn cervical collar I have to wear or the chiro himself.
    So when are these painters supposed to be done hammering? I mean painting? I’d have lost my patience by now.
    *Beautiful roses!

  3. Christine

    You sound way more coherent than what I could’ve done last night. I thought about writing a post last night just for fun — to see just how ridiculous it would sound, and then read it in horror this morning while contemplating hitting “delete”. I did something horribly wrong to my neck last week, and finally got to the doctor for meds. I was expecting maybe a low dose muscle relaxer or Rx pain pill. The dude gave me a steroid, muscle relaxer, and some MEGA hydrocodone. I was soooooooo high as a kite last night. I’m only writing this comment b/c so far this morning I’ve only had the muscle relaxer. I thought about offering to share my loot on Twitter, but I at least found my mind for a second to remember about your arm. I figured you’d probably have me beat. 😉
    I go for my third “torturer” appt. myself this afternoon. I made the mistake of going to my first two visits two days in a row. OMG it would have been nice to have the pain medicine then. The second deep tissue massage always kills me anyways, but being the day after the first he may as well have been slicing me with a knife. But I don’t know what’s worse: this darn cervical collar I have to wear or the chiro himself.
    So when are these painters supposed to be done hammering? I mean painting? I’d have lost my patience by now.
    *Beautiful roses!

  4. Lori

    As a fellow sister of pain, I send you a hug. I too, have been in horrible pain these past days and I am getting pretty damn sick of it.
    That is too funny about sending that picture out to everyone…makes me wish I was on Twitter. Hope that the work on the house gets done soon!

  5. Lori

    As a fellow sister of pain, I send you a hug. I too, have been in horrible pain these past days and I am getting pretty damn sick of it.
    That is too funny about sending that picture out to everyone…makes me wish I was on Twitter. Hope that the work on the house gets done soon!

  6. Lori

    As a fellow sister of pain, I send you a hug. I too, have been in horrible pain these past days and I am getting pretty damn sick of it.
    That is too funny about sending that picture out to everyone…makes me wish I was on Twitter. Hope that the work on the house gets done soon!

  7. Jan

    Jeez, I haven’t had a chance to go fool around on Twitter since the day I signed up and this is what happens – I miss your boobs.
    $@%*ing job…

  8. Jan

    Jeez, I haven’t had a chance to go fool around on Twitter since the day I signed up and this is what happens – I miss your boobs.
    $@%*ing job…

  9. Jan

    Jeez, I haven’t had a chance to go fool around on Twitter since the day I signed up and this is what happens – I miss your boobs.
    $@%*ing job…

  10. Kelly

    I love Danny Gokey too. Cool voice. And boobs? Did I miss out on your boobs?

  11. Kelly

    I love Danny Gokey too. Cool voice. And boobs? Did I miss out on your boobs?

  12. Kelly

    I love Danny Gokey too. Cool voice. And boobs? Did I miss out on your boobs?

  13. Alan

    Alexis gets my vote…and now I apparently have a reason to sign up for Twitter…LOL
    If you want…you can forward your picture to my email. My wife won’t mind and I won’t tell Danny…

  14. Alan

    Alexis gets my vote…and now I apparently have a reason to sign up for Twitter…LOL
    If you want…you can forward your picture to my email. My wife won’t mind and I won’t tell Danny…

  15. Alan

    Alexis gets my vote…and now I apparently have a reason to sign up for Twitter…LOL
    If you want…you can forward your picture to my email. My wife won’t mind and I won’t tell Danny…

  16. Kristan

    That table looks great in that space!!
    You know, I loved Danny starting with his audition, but this episode he wasn’t very gracious, and the last Hollywood episode he came off as quite arrogant, so I’m wary… I think vocally he’s fantastic, but he needs to watch his attitude or he’s going to blow his shot. I have the feeling he’s a good guy — I mean a church choir leader? come on! — but he needs to make sure he presents himself humbly. There’s a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and I’d hate to see such a good singer lose out because he couldn’t walk it.

  17. Kristan

    That table looks great in that space!!
    You know, I loved Danny starting with his audition, but this episode he wasn’t very gracious, and the last Hollywood episode he came off as quite arrogant, so I’m wary… I think vocally he’s fantastic, but he needs to watch his attitude or he’s going to blow his shot. I have the feeling he’s a good guy — I mean a church choir leader? come on! — but he needs to make sure he presents himself humbly. There’s a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and I’d hate to see such a good singer lose out because he couldn’t walk it.

  18. Kristan

    That table looks great in that space!!
    You know, I loved Danny starting with his audition, but this episode he wasn’t very gracious, and the last Hollywood episode he came off as quite arrogant, so I’m wary… I think vocally he’s fantastic, but he needs to watch his attitude or he’s going to blow his shot. I have the feeling he’s a good guy — I mean a church choir leader? come on! — but he needs to make sure he presents himself humbly. There’s a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and I’d hate to see such a good singer lose out because he couldn’t walk it.

  19. Lo

    so sorry you’re in pain!!!! i love you girl. and also? killer staircase. and also? damn me for not being addicted to twitter lately. will have to find boob pic later. sucks that torturer is back. he kinda sucks in my book, not gonna lie, also that he won’t let you take a picture of him and post it here. that sucks too. boo torturer. roses are gorgeous, tho, and YEAH to getting privacy back! or. at least. some remnant of it. hang in there girl. and also? no need to feel bad about the nbc thing. i said the same stuff when i got my glasses for the first time. TOTALLY not your fault! you win best mom in my book 🙂

  20. Lo

    so sorry you’re in pain!!!! i love you girl. and also? killer staircase. and also? damn me for not being addicted to twitter lately. will have to find boob pic later. sucks that torturer is back. he kinda sucks in my book, not gonna lie, also that he won’t let you take a picture of him and post it here. that sucks too. boo torturer. roses are gorgeous, tho, and YEAH to getting privacy back! or. at least. some remnant of it. hang in there girl. and also? no need to feel bad about the nbc thing. i said the same stuff when i got my glasses for the first time. TOTALLY not your fault! you win best mom in my book 🙂

  21. Lo

    so sorry you’re in pain!!!! i love you girl. and also? killer staircase. and also? damn me for not being addicted to twitter lately. will have to find boob pic later. sucks that torturer is back. he kinda sucks in my book, not gonna lie, also that he won’t let you take a picture of him and post it here. that sucks too. boo torturer. roses are gorgeous, tho, and YEAH to getting privacy back! or. at least. some remnant of it. hang in there girl. and also? no need to feel bad about the nbc thing. i said the same stuff when i got my glasses for the first time. TOTALLY not your fault! you win best mom in my book 🙂

  22. Debi

    I love that table! I was the same way when I got my glasses – the entire world opened up! That’s cute about seeing NBC on tv. Haven’t watched Idol yet but I have it tivoed.

  23. Debi

    I love that table! I was the same way when I got my glasses – the entire world opened up! That’s cute about seeing NBC on tv. Haven’t watched Idol yet but I have it tivoed.

  24. Debi

    I love that table! I was the same way when I got my glasses – the entire world opened up! That’s cute about seeing NBC on tv. Haven’t watched Idol yet but I have it tivoed.

  25. Sandra

    The NBC comment made me laugh out loud! I’m happy he’s able to see better now.
    My 6 year old was prescribed glasses last week. For months I’ve wondered based on things she’d do like sitting really close to the TV, but then she’d comment on seeing something which made me think there is no way she could see “that” and need glasses. Our Dr said children can easily compensate making it difficult to tell.
    I’m bummed I’m not on Twitter. I could really use a boob shot.

  26. Sandra

    The NBC comment made me laugh out loud! I’m happy he’s able to see better now.
    My 6 year old was prescribed glasses last week. For months I’ve wondered based on things she’d do like sitting really close to the TV, but then she’d comment on seeing something which made me think there is no way she could see “that” and need glasses. Our Dr said children can easily compensate making it difficult to tell.
    I’m bummed I’m not on Twitter. I could really use a boob shot.

  27. Sandra

    The NBC comment made me laugh out loud! I’m happy he’s able to see better now.
    My 6 year old was prescribed glasses last week. For months I’ve wondered based on things she’d do like sitting really close to the TV, but then she’d comment on seeing something which made me think there is no way she could see “that” and need glasses. Our Dr said children can easily compensate making it difficult to tell.
    I’m bummed I’m not on Twitter. I could really use a boob shot.

  28. Mike

    Boob shot? A boobilicious boob shot? Sign me up for Twitter!

  29. Mike

    Boob shot? A boobilicious boob shot? Sign me up for Twitter!

  30. Mike

    Boob shot? A boobilicious boob shot? Sign me up for Twitter!

  31. Judi

    I’m one of the lucky ones who got to see the picture, and yes, 24 has a nice rack. 😉
    Not on the Gokey train. His voice is a little too raspy for my taste, and they’re pushing the dead wife story a bit too much (I do feel for him, really, but I don’t need to hear about it so much. It’s a singing competition, not a sympathy competition).
    I wish Ricky Braddy had gotten through. He has a lovely voice and really got the shaft by the editors, since we never saw him at all until this week.
    When I was little and first got glasses, I marvelled at being able to see individual blades of grass.

  32. Judi

    I’m one of the lucky ones who got to see the picture, and yes, 24 has a nice rack. 😉
    Not on the Gokey train. His voice is a little too raspy for my taste, and they’re pushing the dead wife story a bit too much (I do feel for him, really, but I don’t need to hear about it so much. It’s a singing competition, not a sympathy competition).
    I wish Ricky Braddy had gotten through. He has a lovely voice and really got the shaft by the editors, since we never saw him at all until this week.
    When I was little and first got glasses, I marvelled at being able to see individual blades of grass.

  33. Judi

    I’m one of the lucky ones who got to see the picture, and yes, 24 has a nice rack. 😉
    Not on the Gokey train. His voice is a little too raspy for my taste, and they’re pushing the dead wife story a bit too much (I do feel for him, really, but I don’t need to hear about it so much. It’s a singing competition, not a sympathy competition).
    I wish Ricky Braddy had gotten through. He has a lovely voice and really got the shaft by the editors, since we never saw him at all until this week.
    When I was little and first got glasses, I marvelled at being able to see individual blades of grass.

  34. Hallie

    Just a thought…maybe looking out through the fuzzy plastic coated window is pay back for all those years PR couldnt really see!!
    What do you think?
    Btw, I am soooo not in the running for MOM OF THE YEAR either.

  35. Hallie

    Just a thought…maybe looking out through the fuzzy plastic coated window is pay back for all those years PR couldnt really see!!
    What do you think?
    Btw, I am soooo not in the running for MOM OF THE YEAR either.

  36. Hallie

    Just a thought…maybe looking out through the fuzzy plastic coated window is pay back for all those years PR couldnt really see!!
    What do you think?
    Btw, I am soooo not in the running for MOM OF THE YEAR either.

  37. Megan

    Like the round table. LOL at NBC! I was on twitter that day and you DO have a nice set of girls. Maybe if you flashed the torturer he’d be nicer to you? Just a thought!

  38. Megan

    Like the round table. LOL at NBC! I was on twitter that day and you DO have a nice set of girls. Maybe if you flashed the torturer he’d be nicer to you? Just a thought!

  39. Megan

    Like the round table. LOL at NBC! I was on twitter that day and you DO have a nice set of girls. Maybe if you flashed the torturer he’d be nicer to you? Just a thought!

  40. emmysuh

    Just stopping by to let you know I’m still reading. Sorry if I haven’t been more on top of entries lately.
    <3

  41. emmysuh

    Just stopping by to let you know I’m still reading. Sorry if I haven’t been more on top of entries lately.
    <3

  42. emmysuh

    Just stopping by to let you know I’m still reading. Sorry if I haven’t been more on top of entries lately.
    <3

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