The Whore Club Contest

I was going to give you an update on Ms. Cougar/Moaner today.  She's the one who moans and cries out as if she's in the throes of sexual ecstasy when anyone touches her at PT. However, Ms. Moaner will have to wait, if she can, because I have more important things to address today.  

(Based on the last time I saw Ms. Moaner, I'm not at all sure she CAN wait.)

As many of you are already aware, I had a troll comment on yesterday's post.  I shouldn't give him any attention by writing about him, but he was unintentionally funny.  Mr. Troll left the following comment for me (anonymously, of course).  The comment was left in apparent reference to the nickname of Big Weenie for my old college boyfriend.  

Why don't you just say big cock if you mean big cock? I bet you did like it. California women are whores.

I was barely awake when I first read the comment.  I admit it threw me for a loop.  I hadn't even had my morning coffee yet.  I'm not used to being called a whore before breakfast.

I glanced at my email and there it was.  Not only was I being called a whore, but I was being called a California whore. I tossed this remarkable information out onto twitter.  It created a flurry of tweets like this one throughout the day:

From my good friend vodkamom:
@TwentyFour Hey whore!!! hahahaha

I do think Mr. Troll was correct on many fronts.  I did like Big Weenie which is why I dated him for 5+ years.  And, in fact, I liked Big Weenie's weenie if we are going to get real specific here.  I think that goes without saying though.  I mean, what's not to like? If I hadn't, would I have stuck around for all those years?  So Mr. Troll is really not adding much to the conversation.

Mr. Troll also thinks all California women are whores.

According to Dictionary.com a whore is:

a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.

According to Urban Dictionary a whore is:
A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!

I have to disagree with Mr. Troll on this point.  Not all California women are whores.  I don't know where he got that impression?  We certainly do have whores in California, but you will find them in Iowa, Colorado and Montana too.  California certainly doesn't have an ownership stake in whoredom.  

Also, didn't I write about turning down Big Weenie's offers of material goods?  Doesn't that take me out of the whore leagues?

Except, I don't want to be taken out of contending for the position of whore.  No, instead I think the idea of a 24's Whore Club is a fantastic idea.  

Women now use the nouns whore, ho, slut, and bitch as terms of endearment toward each other.

The creative idea of a Whore Club came from some of my reader's comments yesterday:

Yay for whorey California girls!! We rock.  churchpunkmom

And by the way, I'd like to join the Whore Club. Because if you're a whore I'm a Super Whore.  Amy

I couldn't stop laughing over this entire post – and THEN to come to the California Whore anon comment……Well suffice it to say I snorted coffee all down the front of my pretty white t-shirt! I needed a good laugh today! Thank you for being here to provide just that laugh!  Kari-Mel

Oh gosh…as if the post wasn't funny enough, to then read the California Whore comment just finished me off. Haha!  …  Also? I'm signing up for the Whore Club. I've always wanted a club for folks like us!  MadWoman

I'm a whoredog, and you're a whoredog, and we are whoredogs all! When we get together, we give our whoredog call! WOOF! Fragrant Liar  (still laughing!)

I'm proud to be a California Whore! Sandra

@TwentyFour Count me in!  Merlot Mom

Ladies, you make being a whore sound like so much fun!

So this is the deal ….  

We now have an officially unofficial 24's Whore Club.  All you need to do to be part of this fantastic organization is leave a comment listing one reason why you'd make a great whore.  (Or one reason why you're already a great whore.)  In other words, just leave me a whorish comment and you're in.  Men?  We know you're whores too.  Don't be shy, I want to hear from all of you!

The funniest comment of the day will get a *very small* prize valued at $25. (Because we all know whores want to get paid!)  Funniest is subjective – whoever makes me laugh the hardest wins.  You may enter more than once, but please just leave one whorish comment with each entry.  Comments will close at midnight tonight.  Winner will be announced on Friday.

Have fun!

©  Twenty Four At Heart

165 Responses to “The Whore Club Contest”

  1. vodkamom

    That was FANTASTIC!! I’ll be back as soon as I have some coffee, shower, brush my teeth, put on my makeup and gussy up so I can proudly join the whore club.

  2. vodkamom

    That was FANTASTIC!! I’ll be back as soon as I have some coffee, shower, brush my teeth, put on my makeup and gussy up so I can proudly join the whore club.

  3. vodkamom

    That was FANTASTIC!! I’ll be back as soon as I have some coffee, shower, brush my teeth, put on my makeup and gussy up so I can proudly join the whore club.

  4. Joanne

    I guess you’ll have to sign me up! When the subject of sexuality comes up in conversation, I steadfastly maintain my Hetero status by saying….”Nope, to me there is nothing like the feeling of having my head slammed against the headboard!” Yes ,I have been a dirty girl, I may need a spanking!!

  5. Joanne

    I guess you’ll have to sign me up! When the subject of sexuality comes up in conversation, I steadfastly maintain my Hetero status by saying….”Nope, to me there is nothing like the feeling of having my head slammed against the headboard!” Yes ,I have been a dirty girl, I may need a spanking!!

  6. Joanne

    I guess you’ll have to sign me up! When the subject of sexuality comes up in conversation, I steadfastly maintain my Hetero status by saying….”Nope, to me there is nothing like the feeling of having my head slammed against the headboard!” Yes ,I have been a dirty girl, I may need a spanking!!

  7. Kari-Mel

    My ex-husband had a big weenie! Of course it was the only thing going for him. And sadly he didn’t really know what to do with it – whorish old me had to give him instructions.
    Hmmm wonder if he ever got his new squeeze to do that for him? Actually I don’t! I’m a bitch that way too!

  8. Kari-Mel

    My ex-husband had a big weenie! Of course it was the only thing going for him. And sadly he didn’t really know what to do with it – whorish old me had to give him instructions.
    Hmmm wonder if he ever got his new squeeze to do that for him? Actually I don’t! I’m a bitch that way too!

  9. Kari-Mel

    My ex-husband had a big weenie! Of course it was the only thing going for him. And sadly he didn’t really know what to do with it – whorish old me had to give him instructions.
    Hmmm wonder if he ever got his new squeeze to do that for him? Actually I don’t! I’m a bitch that way too!

  10. SSG

    whore club? I def want to join. And I would like to be called a strumpet, just as in the definition, thank you.

  11. SSG

    whore club? I def want to join. And I would like to be called a strumpet, just as in the definition, thank you.

  12. SSG

    whore club? I def want to join. And I would like to be called a strumpet, just as in the definition, thank you.

  13. Alan

    Well…I THOUGHT I was gonna give up whoring for Lent…but since this is a special occasion…COUNT ME IN!!!
    Yahooo! (cue me running around my house naked, arms in the air…)

  14. Alan

    Well…I THOUGHT I was gonna give up whoring for Lent…but since this is a special occasion…COUNT ME IN!!!
    Yahooo! (cue me running around my house naked, arms in the air…)

  15. Alan

    Well…I THOUGHT I was gonna give up whoring for Lent…but since this is a special occasion…COUNT ME IN!!!
    Yahooo! (cue me running around my house naked, arms in the air…)

  16. Tricia

    I’ve been trying for years to give up my whorish tendencies and here you are creating a club?
    Of course I will sigh up.

  17. Tricia

    I’ve been trying for years to give up my whorish tendencies and here you are creating a club?
    Of course I will sigh up.

  18. Tricia

    I’ve been trying for years to give up my whorish tendencies and here you are creating a club?
    Of course I will sigh up.

  19. Lori

    I want to be a member of the whore club too! Us whores live in Minnesota too. I will always be a whore at heart!

  20. Lori

    I want to be a member of the whore club too! Us whores live in Minnesota too. I will always be a whore at heart!

  21. Lori

    I want to be a member of the whore club too! Us whores live in Minnesota too. I will always be a whore at heart!

  22. Kelly

    Sign me up! In honor of your club I MUST have sex several times today. Such a chore!

  23. Kelly

    Sign me up! In honor of your club I MUST have sex several times today. Such a chore!

  24. Kelly

    Sign me up! In honor of your club I MUST have sex several times today. Such a chore!

  25. Lo

    well, i’m not sure i qualify, since i met my husband at 19 and married at 24 and really didn’t date much. but. that said, we know how to get it on, so can i be a married young whore? i could be Lo the ho, that works for me too.

  26. Lo

    well, i’m not sure i qualify, since i met my husband at 19 and married at 24 and really didn’t date much. but. that said, we know how to get it on, so can i be a married young whore? i could be Lo the ho, that works for me too.

  27. Lo

    well, i’m not sure i qualify, since i met my husband at 19 and married at 24 and really didn’t date much. but. that said, we know how to get it on, so can i be a married young whore? i could be Lo the ho, that works for me too.

  28. Fragrant Liar

    Texas is stuffed to the brim with whores. Our favorite sayings here are (with appropriate twang):
    . I was rode hard and put up wet!
    . Say my name, cowboy!
    . Buck me, or I’m a gettin’ the spurs.
    And that’s just for starters. As for the Big Weenie, that’s how we grow ’em here in Texas.
    I’m a proud whore. Any questions?

  29. Fragrant Liar

    Texas is stuffed to the brim with whores. Our favorite sayings here are (with appropriate twang):
    . I was rode hard and put up wet!
    . Say my name, cowboy!
    . Buck me, or I’m a gettin’ the spurs.
    And that’s just for starters. As for the Big Weenie, that’s how we grow ’em here in Texas.
    I’m a proud whore. Any questions?

  30. Fragrant Liar

    Texas is stuffed to the brim with whores. Our favorite sayings here are (with appropriate twang):
    . I was rode hard and put up wet!
    . Say my name, cowboy!
    . Buck me, or I’m a gettin’ the spurs.
    And that’s just for starters. As for the Big Weenie, that’s how we grow ’em here in Texas.
    I’m a proud whore. Any questions?

  31. Peggy

    I’m with SSG, I’d like to be sub-categorized in your whore club to the strumpet club…it just sounds classier.
    I’m gonna be back with more comments on this puppy after my coffee…count on that! :0 <--- that's my bj emoticon created specifically for your club!

  32. Peggy

    I’m with SSG, I’d like to be sub-categorized in your whore club to the strumpet club…it just sounds classier.
    I’m gonna be back with more comments on this puppy after my coffee…count on that! :0 <--- that's my bj emoticon created specifically for your club!

  33. Peggy

    I’m with SSG, I’d like to be sub-categorized in your whore club to the strumpet club…it just sounds classier.
    I’m gonna be back with more comments on this puppy after my coffee…count on that! :0 <--- that's my bj emoticon created specifically for your club!

  34. Fragrant Liar

    Texas is filled to the brim with whores. Some of our fave sayings are (said with appropriate twang):
    . I was rode hard and put up wet!
    . Say my name, cowboy!
    . Buck me, baby, or I’m a gettin’ the spurs.
    And that’s just for starters. That Big Weenie? That’s how we grow ’em in Texas. Hey, I’m not just a whore, I’m a proud charter member of the 24 Whore Club.
    Any questions?

  35. Fragrant Liar

    Texas is filled to the brim with whores. Some of our fave sayings are (said with appropriate twang):
    . I was rode hard and put up wet!
    . Say my name, cowboy!
    . Buck me, baby, or I’m a gettin’ the spurs.
    And that’s just for starters. That Big Weenie? That’s how we grow ’em in Texas. Hey, I’m not just a whore, I’m a proud charter member of the 24 Whore Club.
    Any questions?

  36. Fragrant Liar

    Texas is filled to the brim with whores. Some of our fave sayings are (said with appropriate twang):
    . I was rode hard and put up wet!
    . Say my name, cowboy!
    . Buck me, baby, or I’m a gettin’ the spurs.
    And that’s just for starters. That Big Weenie? That’s how we grow ’em in Texas. Hey, I’m not just a whore, I’m a proud charter member of the 24 Whore Club.
    Any questions?

  37. Jan

    Does the fact that I can suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose qualify me as a whore? How about the chrome off a trailer hitch?
    I give demonstrations if it’s a requirement. Pick one, I’m easy.
    Obviously.

  38. Jan

    Does the fact that I can suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose qualify me as a whore? How about the chrome off a trailer hitch?
    I give demonstrations if it’s a requirement. Pick one, I’m easy.
    Obviously.

  39. Jan

    Does the fact that I can suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose qualify me as a whore? How about the chrome off a trailer hitch?
    I give demonstrations if it’s a requirement. Pick one, I’m easy.
    Obviously.

  40. Mama Dawg

    Women
    Having
    Orgasms
    Regularly and
    Everyday
    Based on that, I totally want to be a whore.

  41. Mama Dawg

    Women
    Having
    Orgasms
    Regularly and
    Everyday
    Based on that, I totally want to be a whore.

  42. Mama Dawg

    Women
    Having
    Orgasms
    Regularly and
    Everyday
    Based on that, I totally want to be a whore.

  43. Kelly

    Pick me, pick me!! I’ll do **ANYTHING** to win!

  44. Kelly

    Pick me, pick me!! I’ll do **ANYTHING** to win!

  45. Kelly

    Pick me, pick me!! I’ll do **ANYTHING** to win!

  46. Mike

    I’ll take on every one of these women in a whore contest. I mean it – I’ll take every one of these women.

  47. Mike

    I’ll take on every one of these women in a whore contest. I mean it – I’ll take every one of these women.

  48. Mike

    I’ll take on every one of these women in a whore contest. I mean it – I’ll take every one of these women.

  49. Judi

    Here a Ho,
    There a Ho,
    Twenty-Four’s a Ho Ho!
    Count me in, I’ll join your club,
    I’m a Cal-i-for-nia HO!

  50. Judi

    Here a Ho,
    There a Ho,
    Twenty-Four’s a Ho Ho!
    Count me in, I’ll join your club,
    I’m a Cal-i-for-nia HO!

  51. Judi

    Here a Ho,
    There a Ho,
    Twenty-Four’s a Ho Ho!
    Count me in, I’ll join your club,
    I’m a Cal-i-for-nia HO!

  52. Lump

    I just have one thing to say…
    Everyone knows I can bouce up on it.

  53. Lump

    I just have one thing to say…
    Everyone knows I can bouce up on it.

  54. Lump

    I just have one thing to say…
    Everyone knows I can bouce up on it.

  55. ChurchPunkMom

    What makes me a good whore??
    How about that I ignore my 5 children that I had by accident so I can TwitPic my boobs all day..
    That sounds whorey, right?
    But don’t forget the number one reason that makes me a good whore:
    I’m from Cali-WHORE-nia.

  56. ChurchPunkMom

    What makes me a good whore??
    How about that I ignore my 5 children that I had by accident so I can TwitPic my boobs all day..
    That sounds whorey, right?
    But don’t forget the number one reason that makes me a good whore:
    I’m from Cali-WHORE-nia.

  57. ChurchPunkMom

    What makes me a good whore??
    How about that I ignore my 5 children that I had by accident so I can TwitPic my boobs all day..
    That sounds whorey, right?
    But don’t forget the number one reason that makes me a good whore:
    I’m from Cali-WHORE-nia.

  58. Redneck Mommy

    I’m a Canadian whore.
    A good Canadian whore needs her beaver to be stuffed.
    It’s like a law or something.

  59. Redneck Mommy

    I’m a Canadian whore.
    A good Canadian whore needs her beaver to be stuffed.
    It’s like a law or something.

  60. Redneck Mommy

    I’m a Canadian whore.
    A good Canadian whore needs her beaver to be stuffed.
    It’s like a law or something.

  61. Heather

    I don’t know if it counts when you’re married, but my husband likes to play Hide the Sausage with me.

  62. Heather

    I don’t know if it counts when you’re married, but my husband likes to play Hide the Sausage with me.

  63. Heather

    I don’t know if it counts when you’re married, but my husband likes to play Hide the Sausage with me.

  64. Pseudo

    The competition is stiff. HA! Everything today will now have double meanings.
    I met my husband cocktailing in a french maid costume. He was wearing the cowboy suit. Our first few months together I insisted on chaps only.
    Am I in?

  65. Pseudo

    The competition is stiff. HA! Everything today will now have double meanings.
    I met my husband cocktailing in a french maid costume. He was wearing the cowboy suit. Our first few months together I insisted on chaps only.
    Am I in?

  66. Pseudo

    The competition is stiff. HA! Everything today will now have double meanings.
    I met my husband cocktailing in a french maid costume. He was wearing the cowboy suit. Our first few months together I insisted on chaps only.
    Am I in?

  67. Enchanted

    Today Whoopi was having trouble talking about Twitter. She kept calling it Twatter (I think. It was bleeped out) anyway, I think we should start up our own Twatter club on Twitter!
    Who’s in? It could be called 24’s Own Twatter Club! For Twatts only!

  68. Enchanted

    Today Whoopi was having trouble talking about Twitter. She kept calling it Twatter (I think. It was bleeped out) anyway, I think we should start up our own Twatter club on Twitter!
    Who’s in? It could be called 24’s Own Twatter Club! For Twatts only!

  69. Enchanted

    Today Whoopi was having trouble talking about Twitter. She kept calling it Twatter (I think. It was bleeped out) anyway, I think we should start up our own Twatter club on Twitter!
    Who’s in? It could be called 24’s Own Twatter Club! For Twatts only!

  70. Linda

    I’m with Mama Dawg…
    Women
    Having
    Orgasms
    Regularly and
    Everyday
    Based on that, I totally want to be a whore.
    Count me in!

  71. Linda

    I’m with Mama Dawg…
    Women
    Having
    Orgasms
    Regularly and
    Everyday
    Based on that, I totally want to be a whore.
    Count me in!

  72. Linda

    I’m with Mama Dawg…
    Women
    Having
    Orgasms
    Regularly and
    Everyday
    Based on that, I totally want to be a whore.
    Count me in!

  73. EricaB/CrazyMomma

    If demanding that dinner be on the table every night by 6, insisting that my man shave his nether regions every day and expecting that he provide ALL the bacon before I put out makes me a whore than I am SO in…

  74. EricaB/CrazyMomma

    If demanding that dinner be on the table every night by 6, insisting that my man shave his nether regions every day and expecting that he provide ALL the bacon before I put out makes me a whore than I am SO in…

  75. EricaB/CrazyMomma

    If demanding that dinner be on the table every night by 6, insisting that my man shave his nether regions every day and expecting that he provide ALL the bacon before I put out makes me a whore than I am SO in…

  76. Sandra

    New California DMV Application
    Name: Sandra
    State: California
    Occupation (besides Whore):

  77. Sandra

    New California DMV Application
    Name: Sandra
    State: California
    Occupation (besides Whore):

  78. Sandra

    New California DMV Application
    Name: Sandra
    State: California
    Occupation (besides Whore):

  79. Nicki

    If waking my man more mornings than not with a BJ and finishing as many nights as I can (get him to put out) off with some good hard screwing then count me in the whore club.

  80. Nicki

    If waking my man more mornings than not with a BJ and finishing as many nights as I can (get him to put out) off with some good hard screwing then count me in the whore club.

  81. Nicki

    If waking my man more mornings than not with a BJ and finishing as many nights as I can (get him to put out) off with some good hard screwing then count me in the whore club.

  82. emmysuh

    I’m not from California or in California now, but I would proudly be in 24’s Whore’s Club. 😉

  83. emmysuh

    I’m not from California or in California now, but I would proudly be in 24’s Whore’s Club. 😉

  84. emmysuh

    I’m not from California or in California now, but I would proudly be in 24’s Whore’s Club. 😉

  85. Lump

    Even though I live in Texas now, I was born in California though. So that makes me a whore by birth, right?

  86. Lump

    Even though I live in Texas now, I was born in California though. So that makes me a whore by birth, right?

  87. Lump

    Even though I live in Texas now, I was born in California though. So that makes me a whore by birth, right?

  88. jennster

    i’ve been calling everyone WHORES for years. i love the term. ask all the whores i met at blogher 06… and the one waitress i made CRY WHEN I CALLED HER A WHORE. hahahaha..
    i love the word whore and bitch. 🙂

  89. jennster

    i’ve been calling everyone WHORES for years. i love the term. ask all the whores i met at blogher 06… and the one waitress i made CRY WHEN I CALLED HER A WHORE. hahahaha..
    i love the word whore and bitch. 🙂

  90. jennster

    i’ve been calling everyone WHORES for years. i love the term. ask all the whores i met at blogher 06… and the one waitress i made CRY WHEN I CALLED HER A WHORE. hahahaha..
    i love the word whore and bitch. 🙂

  91. Carole

    I’m having an affair with my personal trainer. Does that qualify me as a whore? I’m pretty sure it does.

  92. Carole

    I’m having an affair with my personal trainer. Does that qualify me as a whore? I’m pretty sure it does.

  93. Carole

    I’m having an affair with my personal trainer. Does that qualify me as a whore? I’m pretty sure it does.

  94. Alan

    Damn…I LOVE your friends 24!!! This site is so awesome…
    (don’t tell my wife. She, unfortunately, is NOT a whore…)

  95. Alan

    Damn…I LOVE your friends 24!!! This site is so awesome…
    (don’t tell my wife. She, unfortunately, is NOT a whore…)

  96. Alan

    Damn…I LOVE your friends 24!!! This site is so awesome…
    (don’t tell my wife. She, unfortunately, is NOT a whore…)

  97. Peggy

    Wow…Well I’m gonna have to start a slut cluster or tarty party club to get me some comment luv like this! 🙂
    ps – and all b/c of a troll go figure…hahaha jokes on it!

  98. Peggy

    Wow…Well I’m gonna have to start a slut cluster or tarty party club to get me some comment luv like this! 🙂
    ps – and all b/c of a troll go figure…hahaha jokes on it!

  99. Peggy

    Wow…Well I’m gonna have to start a slut cluster or tarty party club to get me some comment luv like this! 🙂
    ps – and all b/c of a troll go figure…hahaha jokes on it!

  100. Lisa

    I’ve been thinking about this all day:
    TWENTY FOUR’S TWATS!!!!
    Isn’t that perfect?

  101. Lisa

    I’ve been thinking about this all day:
    TWENTY FOUR’S TWATS!!!!
    Isn’t that perfect?

  102. Lisa

    I’ve been thinking about this all day:
    TWENTY FOUR’S TWATS!!!!
    Isn’t that perfect?

  103. Elixa

    Wow, I really want to join the club too!
    How about this:
    – when someone is staring at my cleavage I make an attempt to give them a better view
    And last but not least:
    – my favorite color is red!
    Am I in?

  104. Elixa

    Wow, I really want to join the club too!
    How about this:
    – when someone is staring at my cleavage I make an attempt to give them a better view
    And last but not least:
    – my favorite color is red!
    Am I in?

  105. Elixa

    Wow, I really want to join the club too!
    How about this:
    – when someone is staring at my cleavage I make an attempt to give them a better view
    And last but not least:
    – my favorite color is red!
    Am I in?

  106. Sharon

    I like to dress whorish & go out with my hubby. I get turned on by other men wanting me/looking. Does that qualify me to be in the club? And OMG LOVE the name Twenty Four’s Twats from Lisa.
    I’m proud to be your twat!

  107. Sharon

    I like to dress whorish & go out with my hubby. I get turned on by other men wanting me/looking. Does that qualify me to be in the club? And OMG LOVE the name Twenty Four’s Twats from Lisa.
    I’m proud to be your twat!

  108. Sharon

    I like to dress whorish & go out with my hubby. I get turned on by other men wanting me/looking. Does that qualify me to be in the club? And OMG LOVE the name Twenty Four’s Twats from Lisa.
    I’m proud to be your twat!

  109. Liz C

    It’s been many a decade since this old ho did any significant ho-ing, but once a ho, always a ho, so here I am!

  110. Liz C

    It’s been many a decade since this old ho did any significant ho-ing, but once a ho, always a ho, so here I am!

  111. Liz C

    It’s been many a decade since this old ho did any significant ho-ing, but once a ho, always a ho, so here I am!

  112. missy

    My husband likes to pay me for sex so I’m sure that I’m a whore and I live in California, too!

  113. missy

    My husband likes to pay me for sex so I’m sure that I’m a whore and I live in California, too!

  114. missy

    My husband likes to pay me for sex so I’m sure that I’m a whore and I live in California, too!

  115. Myra

    You are one funny whore master. Who gets a troll comment calling them a whore and turns it into this? Hilarious! I like rough sex. I think that’s whorish enough to get me into your club, yes?

  116. Myra

    You are one funny whore master. Who gets a troll comment calling them a whore and turns it into this? Hilarious! I like rough sex. I think that’s whorish enough to get me into your club, yes?

  117. Myra

    You are one funny whore master. Who gets a troll comment calling them a whore and turns it into this? Hilarious! I like rough sex. I think that’s whorish enough to get me into your club, yes?

  118. shaunna

    oh me oh my. levity.
    i’m a califas whore because i like to fuck (among other sexual perversions).
    sometimes.
    (and fuck that neocon troll.)
    everyone knows you just can’t beat california girls.

  119. shaunna

    oh me oh my. levity.
    i’m a califas whore because i like to fuck (among other sexual perversions).
    sometimes.
    (and fuck that neocon troll.)
    everyone knows you just can’t beat california girls.

  120. shaunna

    oh me oh my. levity.
    i’m a califas whore because i like to fuck (among other sexual perversions).
    sometimes.
    (and fuck that neocon troll.)
    everyone knows you just can’t beat california girls.

  121. Sammanthia

    I’m totally in. I only flash my boobs unintentionally so I don’t know if I’ll make a good whore or not, but I’m willing to learn and maybe one day I’ll skank my way to the top!

  122. Sammanthia

    I’m totally in. I only flash my boobs unintentionally so I don’t know if I’ll make a good whore or not, but I’m willing to learn and maybe one day I’ll skank my way to the top!

  123. Sammanthia

    I’m totally in. I only flash my boobs unintentionally so I don’t know if I’ll make a good whore or not, but I’m willing to learn and maybe one day I’ll skank my way to the top!

  124. Sugee

    I’m not used to being called a whore before breakfast. <---LMFAAOO! Ha! I think 20 Whores at heart was pretty genius! lol I think that's all I have to say. 🙂

  125. Sugee

    I’m not used to being called a whore before breakfast. <---LMFAAOO! Ha! I think 20 Whores at heart was pretty genius! lol I think that's all I have to say. 🙂

  126. Sugee

    I’m not used to being called a whore before breakfast. <---LMFAAOO! Ha! I think 20 Whores at heart was pretty genius! lol I think that's all I have to say. 🙂

  127. Deidre

    Twenty Whore(s) at Heart?
    I am not a california girl. I am from the east coast – i am a slightly more reserved whore, dahling.

  128. Deidre

    Twenty Whore(s) at Heart?
    I am not a california girl. I am from the east coast – i am a slightly more reserved whore, dahling.

  129. Deidre

    Twenty Whore(s) at Heart?
    I am not a california girl. I am from the east coast – i am a slightly more reserved whore, dahling.

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