Whore Club Winner(s)

Maybe I need to psychoanalyze myself.  Why, oh why, have these whore posts brought me so much joy?  It's clearly a result of the humor and creativity coming forth from all of you.  I read your comments and I laugh.  I think about your comments and I laugh.

As an added bonus, people on Twitter used to refer to me as Twenty Four, 24 or the flasher.  Now, I get several tweets a day calling me whore.  (Always said with affection, of course!)  

I'm really moving up in the world these days.

Picking just one winner proved futile.  I couldn't do it because so many of you really cracked me up.  In fact, I had trouble narrowing it down to FOUR winners.  Yes, that's right I'm dipping into my nonexistent budget and have decided four of you will get a $25 Amazon gift card.

In no particular order, the four winners are:

1.  Jason for:  You should rename your blog:  Twenty-whores at Heart

2.  Redneck Mommy for: I'm a Canadian whore.  A good Canadian whore needs her beaver to be stuffed.  It's like a law or something.

3.  Peggy for:  :0 <— that's my bj emoticon created specifically for your club!

4. Pseudo for:  The competition is stiff. HA! Everything today will now have double meanings.  I met my husband cocktailing in a french maid costume. He was wearing the cowboy suit. Our first few months together I insisted on chaps only.

Congratulations to all four of you.  Please contact me with the email address you would prefer to have your gift card sent to.

I encourage all of you to go back and read all the humorous entries.  They were great!

A huge thank you to everyone who participated.  If I were rich I'd make all of you winners for the smiles you brought me this week.  

I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!

© Twenty Four At Heart

54 Responses to “Whore Club Winner(s)”

  1. Jan

    Congratulations. y’all!
    I still think “Twenty Four’s Whore Corp” is hysterical – and my offer to make the badge for it still stands!
    Have a great weekend, girl.

  2. Jan

    Congratulations. y’all!
    I still think “Twenty Four’s Whore Corp” is hysterical – and my offer to make the badge for it still stands!
    Have a great weekend, girl.

  3. Jan

    Congratulations. y’all!
    I still think “Twenty Four’s Whore Corp” is hysterical – and my offer to make the badge for it still stands!
    Have a great weekend, girl.

  4. Missy

    Thanks to all for so many great comments. I cracked up reading all of them – such a funny group of Cali whores!

  5. Missy

    Thanks to all for so many great comments. I cracked up reading all of them – such a funny group of Cali whores!

  6. Missy

    Thanks to all for so many great comments. I cracked up reading all of them – such a funny group of Cali whores!

  7. Kelly

    Hysterical! this was a lot of fun. Loved the emoticon from peggy. So funny!

  8. Kelly

    Hysterical! this was a lot of fun. Loved the emoticon from peggy. So funny!

  9. Kelly

    Hysterical! this was a lot of fun. Loved the emoticon from peggy. So funny!

  10. Kristan

    Yay, congrats Pseudo! And all the other winners and commenters, of course. You’re all… whores? 😛

  11. Kristan

    Yay, congrats Pseudo! And all the other winners and commenters, of course. You’re all… whores? 😛

  12. Kristan

    Yay, congrats Pseudo! And all the other winners and commenters, of course. You’re all… whores? 😛

  13. Heather

    OMG these are hysterical! Going to back and read the other entries now … hee hee!

  14. Heather

    OMG these are hysterical! Going to back and read the other entries now … hee hee!

  15. Heather

    OMG these are hysterical! Going to back and read the other entries now … hee hee!

  16. Dani

    She wrote about her beaver. ha ha! And the emoticon? hee hee You are so funny 24. Make me laugh every single morning! Thank you for hosting a Whore Club contest!

  17. Dani

    She wrote about her beaver. ha ha! And the emoticon? hee hee You are so funny 24. Make me laugh every single morning! Thank you for hosting a Whore Club contest!

  18. Dani

    She wrote about her beaver. ha ha! And the emoticon? hee hee You are so funny 24. Make me laugh every single morning! Thank you for hosting a Whore Club contest!

  19. Redneck Mommy

    Me and my beaver are very appreciative.
    Just think of the fun new toys I can buy now.
    Whores UNITE! Whoot!

  20. Redneck Mommy

    Me and my beaver are very appreciative.
    Just think of the fun new toys I can buy now.
    Whores UNITE! Whoot!

  21. Redneck Mommy

    Me and my beaver are very appreciative.
    Just think of the fun new toys I can buy now.
    Whores UNITE! Whoot!

  22. sometimessophia

    Thanks for all the fun… You chose some outstanding winners. Glad to see Redneck Mommy got a prize. Something would have been whorebly wrong if she hadn’t.

  23. sometimessophia

    Thanks for all the fun… You chose some outstanding winners. Glad to see Redneck Mommy got a prize. Something would have been whorebly wrong if she hadn’t.

  24. sometimessophia

    Thanks for all the fun… You chose some outstanding winners. Glad to see Redneck Mommy got a prize. Something would have been whorebly wrong if she hadn’t.

  25. Pseudo

    Good thing husband does not read blogs…
    Can’t beleive I won. That comment thread was too much fun.

  26. Pseudo

    Good thing husband does not read blogs…
    Can’t beleive I won. That comment thread was too much fun.

  27. Pseudo

    Good thing husband does not read blogs…
    Can’t beleive I won. That comment thread was too much fun.

  28. EricaB/CrazyMomma

    Okay, Peggy’s CRACKED ME UP! LOLed – really and hubby says “what the hell’s so funny”…and I couldn’t explain ’cause he just wouldn’t get it.
    Congrats to all the winners!

  29. EricaB/CrazyMomma

    Okay, Peggy’s CRACKED ME UP! LOLed – really and hubby says “what the hell’s so funny”…and I couldn’t explain ’cause he just wouldn’t get it.
    Congrats to all the winners!

  30. EricaB/CrazyMomma

    Okay, Peggy’s CRACKED ME UP! LOLed – really and hubby says “what the hell’s so funny”…and I couldn’t explain ’cause he just wouldn’t get it.
    Congrats to all the winners!

  31. Jason

    YAY! My filthiness has finally gotten me somewhere in the world. I knew it would pay off some day.

  32. Jason

    YAY! My filthiness has finally gotten me somewhere in the world. I knew it would pay off some day.

  33. Jason

    YAY! My filthiness has finally gotten me somewhere in the world. I knew it would pay off some day.

  34. Anali

    I’ve gotten behind in my blog reading and hadn’t realized just how hot things had gotten up in here. Congratulations to the winners!
    I’m sure you’re all having crazy, sexy, cool weekends! : )

  35. Anali

    I’ve gotten behind in my blog reading and hadn’t realized just how hot things had gotten up in here. Congratulations to the winners!
    I’m sure you’re all having crazy, sexy, cool weekends! : )

  36. Anali

    I’ve gotten behind in my blog reading and hadn’t realized just how hot things had gotten up in here. Congratulations to the winners!
    I’m sure you’re all having crazy, sexy, cool weekends! : )

  37. steenky bee

    Oh, honey, whore posts make us all happy. I’m just so disappointed in myself for being MIA from the blogosphere for so long that I didn’t realize all the saucy whore talk was going on. Saucy Whore Talk would be a great name for a “The View” type program.
    And, did I see right on my comment board that you were blogging secretly for a while and hiding it from Briefcase? Now, THAT’s saucy whorin’. The internets was your misteress, er, mister.

  38. steenky bee

    Oh, honey, whore posts make us all happy. I’m just so disappointed in myself for being MIA from the blogosphere for so long that I didn’t realize all the saucy whore talk was going on. Saucy Whore Talk would be a great name for a “The View” type program.
    And, did I see right on my comment board that you were blogging secretly for a while and hiding it from Briefcase? Now, THAT’s saucy whorin’. The internets was your misteress, er, mister.

  39. steenky bee

    Oh, honey, whore posts make us all happy. I’m just so disappointed in myself for being MIA from the blogosphere for so long that I didn’t realize all the saucy whore talk was going on. Saucy Whore Talk would be a great name for a “The View” type program.
    And, did I see right on my comment board that you were blogging secretly for a while and hiding it from Briefcase? Now, THAT’s saucy whorin’. The internets was your misteress, er, mister.

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