All I Wanted Was A Cuter Cooter

The strangest sequence of events occurred yesterday.  I have to wonder if things like this happen to other people too, or am I just a magnet for weird stuff?  

Misadventures … I seem to have a lot of misadventures.

I went to a new salon for a bikini wax.  This particular salon only does waxing.  They wax every body part imaginable and widely advertise they are specialists.

 

The aestetician was very nice and instantly put me at ease.  Putting clients at ease is key when you are about to pour hot wax on a woman's muff.  She asked me exactly what I wanted because there's a wide variety of designs you can now make with your pubic hair. Who knew?

 

It's charming, really.  

 

I debated having Rodrigo Santoro etched between my legs, but I thought it might offend Briefcase.

 

Rodrigo-santoro-2
(Thank you Google Images!  Thank you very much!)

 

So there I was in a darkened room, stark naked from the waist down chatting with the waxing technician about pubic hair designs.  She asked me to please assume the "frog position."  I pretended I do The Naked Frog for women I've never met before every day.

 

Men?  Really, you have no idea what we go through.

 

And then … aack, I nearly screamed!  I've had many bikini waxes in my life, but I've never had anyone use wax so damn hot.  I mean, are you supposed to blister from the burn?  OK, so maybe it wasn't quite that hot, but damn – it was hot!

 

Of course, the burn from the melted wax is only the beginning of the fun with a bikini wax.  Next, you get to have hairs ripped right out of your twat.  Good times!  When she was done, the enthusiastic and smiling aestetician asked me, "Do you have any butt hair?  I do butt hair too!" 

 

I disappointed her with my lack of butt hair.

 

But really?  
Women have butt hair?  
There are hairy butted women?  Women get their butts waxed?  Sometimes I'm so naive.
That was only the beginning of my adventure though.

 

I got dressed and paid an exorbinant amount of money for my pain.  

 

I got in my car.  I realized then I was sort of *ahem* sticking to my pants and not in a good way.  Apparently, the technician had not removed quite all of the wax.

 

"Hmmm," I thought, "I wonder if I'll be able to remove my pants later?"

 

Next, I drove to the tanning salon.  (I'm getting ready for vacation, remember?)  

 

I checked in and was assigned a room.  As I was grabbing hand towels to take in with me I heard a male/female couple inquiring as to whether or not they could tan together in one tanning bed simultaneously.  Yeah, right!  Like tanning would be going on?  Why not just ask, "May we have sex in a tanning bed because we've always wanted to?"

 

Sex in tanning beds may very well be an Orange County phenomenon.  I guess it makes for hot sex.

 

Anyway ….

 

I went into one of the tanning rooms and undressed.  My very cute, sexy, thong and pants came off despite the sticky wax remnants.  I noticed, however, my panties had wax on them.  I scrunched them up and stuck them in my purse.  I turned on the tanning bed and hopped in.

 

I'm not stupid.  (Really!!)

 

I had grabbed extra hand towels to cover my newly waxed delicates so I wouldn't burn.  What I didn't count on, though, were the wax remnants on my skin heating up to searing temperatures.  I was fine for the first five minutes or so.  At about six minutes I started squirming.  By minute ten I was bouncing all over the tanning bed while swatting at my twat. 

 

It was not a good day for my lady parts.

 

After fifteen minutes, the tanning bed shut off and I got dressed (minus my sticky panties) and left.

 

I decided to run through the grocery store on my way home.

 

I was lucky, I only needed a few things.  I was able to use the express lane for check out.  There was a man (Man #1) in front of me buying beer and a few other things.  There was another gentleman (Man #2) behind me with way more than his fifteen allotted items.

 

In an attempt to be expedient, I pulled my wallet out of my purse as I waited in line behind Man #1.  I was glancing around the store looking for friends.  Money Town is a relatively small community and it's rare to go to the grocery store and not see at least one friend or acquaintance.

 

The man behind me cleared his throat.  Then he cleared it again.  He was starting to irritate me with all his ahem-ing and ahaw-ing behind me.  I glanced back at him.  

 

"I believe you dropped something," he said.

 

I glanced down.

 

My thong looked quite delicate and sexy on the floor at my feet.

 

Shit!

 

I had completely forgotten I had tossed it into my purse.  When I reached in my purse and pulled out my wallet, I obviously had pulled it out too.

 

I blushed.  I stammered.

 

I finally managed to say, "I, um, really, um, don't think that belongs to me."

 

Man #1 had now turned to watch the scene unfolding behind him in line.  He glanced at the floor, gave me the male Once Over and then stared at my crotch for a totally inappropriate moment.

 

Man #2 said, "I saw them fall out of your purse, I believe they are yours."

 

I had choices before me, didn't I?  I could put my groceries down and run out of the store.  I could argue with Man #2 that the panties he saw fall out of my purse did not belong to me.  I could stammer some more while fifty bazillion people looked on.  

 

Instead I stood there in total embarrassment, too paralyzed to do anything.

 

"They're very … nice," said Man #2.  "You don't want to leave them."

 

Could I die on the spot, pleeeeeeeeeeeease???

 

A total stranger was staring at my thong on the grocery store floor and he liked it!

 

(I should add here, it was a very sexy red thong with really nice lace!)

 

And then … omigod, I'm still blushing, he bent over and picked up my sticky panties.

 

He held them up in front of me.

 

My thong was dangling in the air right in front of my face!

 

I think the fifty bazillion people in the store were all staring at me, but I can't be positive.

 

Man #1 snickered.

 

I reached out, snatched the thong out of Man #2's hand and shoved it back in my purse. 

 

I wanted to … die!

 

Man #1 was finishing up with his purchase and I promptly faced forward, moved ahead in line and pretended Man #2 didn't exist right behind me.  I looked really hard at each grocery item as it was scanned and I did my best to avoid eye contact with anyone.

 

After I paid, the cashier handed me my receipt, met my eyes with hers and said, "I hope you found everything you needed today."

 

Damn if she wasn't grinning ear to ear when she said it!

 

© Twenty Four At Heart

120 Responses to “All I Wanted Was A Cuter Cooter”

  1. SSG

    Dude! No tanning, sunshine, perfume, deodorant or hot showers, baths or steamrooms of any kind after waxing. You gotta be nice to your chacha! Check out http://formerlyfun.blogspot.com/ if you don’t already, she be a chacha waxer of the highest level.
    Me, I love getting waxed, afterwards I feel all relaxed. Nothing like the endophins released from hairs being ripped out of your twat (you say that in the States?) to make you feel sleepy…

  2. SSG

    Dude! No tanning, sunshine, perfume, deodorant or hot showers, baths or steamrooms of any kind after waxing. You gotta be nice to your chacha! Check out http://formerlyfun.blogspot.com/ if you don’t already, she be a chacha waxer of the highest level.
    Me, I love getting waxed, afterwards I feel all relaxed. Nothing like the endophins released from hairs being ripped out of your twat (you say that in the States?) to make you feel sleepy…

  3. SSG

    Dude! No tanning, sunshine, perfume, deodorant or hot showers, baths or steamrooms of any kind after waxing. You gotta be nice to your chacha! Check out http://formerlyfun.blogspot.com/ if you don’t already, she be a chacha waxer of the highest level.
    Me, I love getting waxed, afterwards I feel all relaxed. Nothing like the endophins released from hairs being ripped out of your twat (you say that in the States?) to make you feel sleepy…

  4. The Queen

    OK I’m really sorry about laughing at you (with you) but I did.. I did again.. and then after I read it,, I went to the kitchen for coffee.. was thinking about this post..and laughed some more..

  5. The Queen

    OK I’m really sorry about laughing at you (with you) but I did.. I did again.. and then after I read it,, I went to the kitchen for coffee.. was thinking about this post..and laughed some more..

  6. The Queen

    OK I’m really sorry about laughing at you (with you) but I did.. I did again.. and then after I read it,, I went to the kitchen for coffee.. was thinking about this post..and laughed some more..

  7. Nicki

    ohmygod is right that has to be the funniest story yet. You are braver than I don’t dare wax any lady parts lol

  8. Nicki

    ohmygod is right that has to be the funniest story yet. You are braver than I don’t dare wax any lady parts lol

  9. Nicki

    ohmygod is right that has to be the funniest story yet. You are braver than I don’t dare wax any lady parts lol

  10. Lori

    Oh my god this is too funny! I am sure that you made both men’s day and even more so, the cashiers day. LOL!

  11. Lori

    Oh my god this is too funny! I am sure that you made both men’s day and even more so, the cashiers day. LOL!

  12. Lori

    Oh my god this is too funny! I am sure that you made both men’s day and even more so, the cashiers day. LOL!

  13. Alan

    Seriously? This is definitely in my Top 10 blogs EVER list. I am laughing my ass off right now…
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    And as for the shape of your…ahem…waxing…you should have gotten a Playboy bunny design or something…just for fun! LOL

  14. Alan

    Seriously? This is definitely in my Top 10 blogs EVER list. I am laughing my ass off right now…
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    And as for the shape of your…ahem…waxing…you should have gotten a Playboy bunny design or something…just for fun! LOL

  15. Alan

    Seriously? This is definitely in my Top 10 blogs EVER list. I am laughing my ass off right now…
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    And as for the shape of your…ahem…waxing…you should have gotten a Playboy bunny design or something…just for fun! LOL

  16. Deidre

    I prefer when they use the foamy thick wax for the bikini area. Also I am pretty sure you’re supposed to tell them if its too hot!
    My waxer got all offended when I told her i planned on marrying an australian to stay in the country – like i was going to steal her man or something. Jeesh
    I have zero to say about the thong – although thank goodness it was a foxy one! I think i would have gotten a bad case of verbal diarrhoea and been all “those aren’t sticky for the reason you think they’re sticky… i just had a wax – and some was left over…you know? no? oh? yeah? so Um hm, yeah.” (ok, i lied, i had plenty to say about the thong)

  17. Deidre

    I prefer when they use the foamy thick wax for the bikini area. Also I am pretty sure you’re supposed to tell them if its too hot!
    My waxer got all offended when I told her i planned on marrying an australian to stay in the country – like i was going to steal her man or something. Jeesh
    I have zero to say about the thong – although thank goodness it was a foxy one! I think i would have gotten a bad case of verbal diarrhoea and been all “those aren’t sticky for the reason you think they’re sticky… i just had a wax – and some was left over…you know? no? oh? yeah? so Um hm, yeah.” (ok, i lied, i had plenty to say about the thong)

  18. Deidre

    I prefer when they use the foamy thick wax for the bikini area. Also I am pretty sure you’re supposed to tell them if its too hot!
    My waxer got all offended when I told her i planned on marrying an australian to stay in the country – like i was going to steal her man or something. Jeesh
    I have zero to say about the thong – although thank goodness it was a foxy one! I think i would have gotten a bad case of verbal diarrhoea and been all “those aren’t sticky for the reason you think they’re sticky… i just had a wax – and some was left over…you know? no? oh? yeah? so Um hm, yeah.” (ok, i lied, i had plenty to say about the thong)

  19. Kristan

    I knew you’d like Rodrigo. 😉
    Also, omg panties in the grocery store? I think my face would have turned as red as the lace!

  20. Kristan

    I knew you’d like Rodrigo. 😉
    Also, omg panties in the grocery store? I think my face would have turned as red as the lace!

  21. Kristan

    I knew you’d like Rodrigo. 😉
    Also, omg panties in the grocery store? I think my face would have turned as red as the lace!

  22. Kelly

    OMG! This is a classsic 24 post! ROFLMAO!! Thanks for the laugh. I will be smiling all day over this one.

  23. Kelly

    OMG! This is a classsic 24 post! ROFLMAO!! Thanks for the laugh. I will be smiling all day over this one.

  24. Kelly

    OMG! This is a classsic 24 post! ROFLMAO!! Thanks for the laugh. I will be smiling all day over this one.

  25. Lo

    oh. oh, oh, oh, my god, oh my effing god, i would have DIED. but what can you do? oh holy hell. remind me never to stick my underwear in my purse k???? YIKES. and the fact that he picked them UP and HANDED THEM TO YOU???? oh jesus. there is no way i’d ever go back to taht grocery store. yikes. although, i would never do the naked frog pose either, so… you have bigger cajones than me!!!! (but obviously small enough ones that they still fit in a sexy red thong.)

  26. Lo

    oh. oh, oh, oh, my god, oh my effing god, i would have DIED. but what can you do? oh holy hell. remind me never to stick my underwear in my purse k???? YIKES. and the fact that he picked them UP and HANDED THEM TO YOU???? oh jesus. there is no way i’d ever go back to taht grocery store. yikes. although, i would never do the naked frog pose either, so… you have bigger cajones than me!!!! (but obviously small enough ones that they still fit in a sexy red thong.)

  27. Lo

    oh. oh, oh, oh, my god, oh my effing god, i would have DIED. but what can you do? oh holy hell. remind me never to stick my underwear in my purse k???? YIKES. and the fact that he picked them UP and HANDED THEM TO YOU???? oh jesus. there is no way i’d ever go back to taht grocery store. yikes. although, i would never do the naked frog pose either, so… you have bigger cajones than me!!!! (but obviously small enough ones that they still fit in a sexy red thong.)

  28. Grace

    Oh my goodness gracious! He picked up your sexy red thong panties off the floor? Laugh my freaking head off! That was too good NOT to share. Thanks for making me start my day off with a HUGE laugh.

  29. Grace

    Oh my goodness gracious! He picked up your sexy red thong panties off the floor? Laugh my freaking head off! That was too good NOT to share. Thanks for making me start my day off with a HUGE laugh.

  30. Grace

    Oh my goodness gracious! He picked up your sexy red thong panties off the floor? Laugh my freaking head off! That was too good NOT to share. Thanks for making me start my day off with a HUGE laugh.

  31. Jan

    You DO realize that I live vicariously through you, don’t you?
    And to think, all I’ve got is an insurgent garage door.

  32. Jan

    You DO realize that I live vicariously through you, don’t you?
    And to think, all I’ve got is an insurgent garage door.

  33. Jan

    You DO realize that I live vicariously through you, don’t you?
    And to think, all I’ve got is an insurgent garage door.

  34. Deb

    I bet handling your sticky panties was the highlight of his day (giggling!)

  35. Deb

    I bet handling your sticky panties was the highlight of his day (giggling!)

  36. Deb

    I bet handling your sticky panties was the highlight of his day (giggling!)

  37. Sticky

    Debs comment started me giggling all over again…just as I got that coffee all cleaned up!
    That was the best!

  38. Sticky

    Debs comment started me giggling all over again…just as I got that coffee all cleaned up!
    That was the best!

  39. Sticky

    Debs comment started me giggling all over again…just as I got that coffee all cleaned up!
    That was the best!

  40. Elisa

    Man, if you were single, you would have totally scored today 😉 Then they day would have looked up for your lady parts 🙂

  41. Elisa

    Man, if you were single, you would have totally scored today 😉 Then they day would have looked up for your lady parts 🙂

  42. Elisa

    Man, if you were single, you would have totally scored today 😉 Then they day would have looked up for your lady parts 🙂

  43. Sandra

    There are so many thoughts running through my head right now I can’t even pick one.
    Let me just ask. What did Briefcase say when you told him?

  44. Sandra

    There are so many thoughts running through my head right now I can’t even pick one.
    Let me just ask. What did Briefcase say when you told him?

  45. Sandra

    There are so many thoughts running through my head right now I can’t even pick one.
    Let me just ask. What did Briefcase say when you told him?

  46. Mama Dawg

    You have the BEST experiences! Argghhhh…….what I wouldn’t do to have that happen to someone in my hometown.
    Not me of course! 😉

  47. Mama Dawg

    You have the BEST experiences! Argghhhh…….what I wouldn’t do to have that happen to someone in my hometown.
    Not me of course! 😉

  48. Mama Dawg

    You have the BEST experiences! Argghhhh…….what I wouldn’t do to have that happen to someone in my hometown.
    Not me of course! 😉

  49. nuckingfutsmama

    Too freakin funny! I literally laughed out loud because I could totally see something like that happening to me too. (Note to self: never put panties in purse….) When I was buying books at the VERY crowded bookstore in college, I went to write a check and a tampon flipped right out of my checkbook when I laid it on the counter. Of course the cashier just had to be a male & just had to be smokin’ hot!
    As for the hoo-ha maintenance, I’m right there w/ya – men have NO idea how difficult it is to be a woman. Bikini waxing is a bee-atch! Do you think men even have a clue how painful it is to have hairs plucked from your clitoris??!! Not a good time!

  50. nuckingfutsmama

    Too freakin funny! I literally laughed out loud because I could totally see something like that happening to me too. (Note to self: never put panties in purse….) When I was buying books at the VERY crowded bookstore in college, I went to write a check and a tampon flipped right out of my checkbook when I laid it on the counter. Of course the cashier just had to be a male & just had to be smokin’ hot!
    As for the hoo-ha maintenance, I’m right there w/ya – men have NO idea how difficult it is to be a woman. Bikini waxing is a bee-atch! Do you think men even have a clue how painful it is to have hairs plucked from your clitoris??!! Not a good time!

  51. nuckingfutsmama

    Too freakin funny! I literally laughed out loud because I could totally see something like that happening to me too. (Note to self: never put panties in purse….) When I was buying books at the VERY crowded bookstore in college, I went to write a check and a tampon flipped right out of my checkbook when I laid it on the counter. Of course the cashier just had to be a male & just had to be smokin’ hot!
    As for the hoo-ha maintenance, I’m right there w/ya – men have NO idea how difficult it is to be a woman. Bikini waxing is a bee-atch! Do you think men even have a clue how painful it is to have hairs plucked from your clitoris??!! Not a good time!

  52. Christine

    Bikini wax, huh. All men who prefer their women waxed should have one themselves. A Brazilian for that matter. THEN we’ll see where the priorities lay.
    The day I have one…God help me. I’m just gonna stick with my razor for now, thank you very much.
    You kill me, 24.

  53. Christine

    Bikini wax, huh. All men who prefer their women waxed should have one themselves. A Brazilian for that matter. THEN we’ll see where the priorities lay.
    The day I have one…God help me. I’m just gonna stick with my razor for now, thank you very much.
    You kill me, 24.

  54. Christine

    Bikini wax, huh. All men who prefer their women waxed should have one themselves. A Brazilian for that matter. THEN we’ll see where the priorities lay.
    The day I have one…God help me. I’m just gonna stick with my razor for now, thank you very much.
    You kill me, 24.

  55. missy

    This is one of your funniest posts ever! My next adventure, after last week’s spray tan is waxing. I have heard about a topical cream called Surgi-cream that is supposed to work great. Perhaps after today’s post I’ll go the cream route. Have a great trip!

  56. missy

    This is one of your funniest posts ever! My next adventure, after last week’s spray tan is waxing. I have heard about a topical cream called Surgi-cream that is supposed to work great. Perhaps after today’s post I’ll go the cream route. Have a great trip!

  57. missy

    This is one of your funniest posts ever! My next adventure, after last week’s spray tan is waxing. I have heard about a topical cream called Surgi-cream that is supposed to work great. Perhaps after today’s post I’ll go the cream route. Have a great trip!

  58. Erin

    oh my…you had me cracking up with this post…hope your blisters have healed 🙂

  59. Erin

    oh my…you had me cracking up with this post…hope your blisters have healed 🙂

  60. Erin

    oh my…you had me cracking up with this post…hope your blisters have healed 🙂

  61. Elaina

    Oh my. I would have been mortified! That would have been just my luck.
    Thanks for the laugh!!

  62. Elaina

    Oh my. I would have been mortified! That would have been just my luck.
    Thanks for the laugh!!

  63. Elaina

    Oh my. I would have been mortified! That would have been just my luck.
    Thanks for the laugh!!

  64. Kati

    I almost peed my pants when you wrote about hairy butted women! OMG – gasping for air! From that point forward I couldn’t stop giggling. OMG – laughing just thinking about this! Panties dangling, sticky panties hee hee hee hee!!

  65. Kati

    I almost peed my pants when you wrote about hairy butted women! OMG – gasping for air! From that point forward I couldn’t stop giggling. OMG – laughing just thinking about this! Panties dangling, sticky panties hee hee hee hee!!

  66. Kati

    I almost peed my pants when you wrote about hairy butted women! OMG – gasping for air! From that point forward I couldn’t stop giggling. OMG – laughing just thinking about this! Panties dangling, sticky panties hee hee hee hee!!

  67. Midlife Mama

    Oh good Gawdamighty, woman! You have THE strangest things happen to you!! And the wax on the twat thing? Oh man. I can’t even imagine doing that. I catch a hair on a maxipad and that hurts so bad. I swear I would never wax “down there.” Besides, like you said having a total stranger working down there is just…. WRONG. On so many levels. And a butt wax? Oh hell no. Thank goodness I have no hair “there.”
    And thanks for the laugh today!!!

  68. Midlife Mama

    Oh good Gawdamighty, woman! You have THE strangest things happen to you!! And the wax on the twat thing? Oh man. I can’t even imagine doing that. I catch a hair on a maxipad and that hurts so bad. I swear I would never wax “down there.” Besides, like you said having a total stranger working down there is just…. WRONG. On so many levels. And a butt wax? Oh hell no. Thank goodness I have no hair “there.”
    And thanks for the laugh today!!!

  69. Midlife Mama

    Oh good Gawdamighty, woman! You have THE strangest things happen to you!! And the wax on the twat thing? Oh man. I can’t even imagine doing that. I catch a hair on a maxipad and that hurts so bad. I swear I would never wax “down there.” Besides, like you said having a total stranger working down there is just…. WRONG. On so many levels. And a butt wax? Oh hell no. Thank goodness I have no hair “there.”
    And thanks for the laugh today!!!

  70. Annette

    Oh how you have made my evening! I just finished my taxes and want to cry. But now? Now I laugh! Chivalry is truly dead, as a real gentleman would not have insisted he saw them fall from your purse. And to pick them up and dangle them in front of you…may the wax of a thousand bees rip at his facial hairs for that!
    I waxed my lady parts once. Once. Painful bruises for all that effort!

  71. Annette

    Oh how you have made my evening! I just finished my taxes and want to cry. But now? Now I laugh! Chivalry is truly dead, as a real gentleman would not have insisted he saw them fall from your purse. And to pick them up and dangle them in front of you…may the wax of a thousand bees rip at his facial hairs for that!
    I waxed my lady parts once. Once. Painful bruises for all that effort!

  72. Annette

    Oh how you have made my evening! I just finished my taxes and want to cry. But now? Now I laugh! Chivalry is truly dead, as a real gentleman would not have insisted he saw them fall from your purse. And to pick them up and dangle them in front of you…may the wax of a thousand bees rip at his facial hairs for that!
    I waxed my lady parts once. Once. Painful bruises for all that effort!

  73. Pseudo

    “I debated having Rodrigo Santoro etched between my legs.” : -) Priceless. Great post and great story 24!

  74. Pseudo

    “I debated having Rodrigo Santoro etched between my legs.” : -) Priceless. Great post and great story 24!

  75. Pseudo

    “I debated having Rodrigo Santoro etched between my legs.” : -) Priceless. Great post and great story 24!

  76. Cute~Ella

    I <3 you. Mostly because I'm sure that's what would happen if I were to do something like that...THanks for the laugh! (With you of course...)

  77. Cute~Ella

    I <3 you. Mostly because I'm sure that's what would happen if I were to do something like that...THanks for the laugh! (With you of course...)

  78. Cute~Ella

    I <3 you. Mostly because I'm sure that's what would happen if I were to do something like that...THanks for the laugh! (With you of course...)

  79. Jane

    OMG….TOO fucking funny! I remember when I was a teen, I decided to Nair myself down there… Big mistake! I ended up screaming when it got into the sensitive areas, and ended up with twat hair in the shape of Yosemite Sam. 🙂
    The thong story — LMAO.

  80. Jane

    OMG….TOO fucking funny! I remember when I was a teen, I decided to Nair myself down there… Big mistake! I ended up screaming when it got into the sensitive areas, and ended up with twat hair in the shape of Yosemite Sam. 🙂
    The thong story — LMAO.

  81. Jane

    OMG….TOO fucking funny! I remember when I was a teen, I decided to Nair myself down there… Big mistake! I ended up screaming when it got into the sensitive areas, and ended up with twat hair in the shape of Yosemite Sam. 🙂
    The thong story — LMAO.

  82. Debbie

    Holy Crap! That was the best laugh I’ve had in ages….mind if I copy to a few select friends who could use a laugh?

  83. Debbie

    Holy Crap! That was the best laugh I’ve had in ages….mind if I copy to a few select friends who could use a laugh?

  84. Debbie

    Holy Crap! That was the best laugh I’ve had in ages….mind if I copy to a few select friends who could use a laugh?

  85. A Vapid Blonde

    I know I’ve read this before and thought…for sure I commented on it…at least with a link to my post about the subject. But noooo I can’t find my reply to it…so did you at least slap the pervert in the face with your sticky thong?

  86. A Vapid Blonde

    I know I’ve read this before and thought…for sure I commented on it…at least with a link to my post about the subject. But noooo I can’t find my reply to it…so did you at least slap the pervert in the face with your sticky thong?

  87. A Vapid Blonde

    I know I’ve read this before and thought…for sure I commented on it…at least with a link to my post about the subject. But noooo I can’t find my reply to it…so did you at least slap the pervert in the face with your sticky thong?

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