I was going to wrap up St. Lucia today, but I feel a strong need to interrupt previously scheduled programming. I'll have the St. Lucia finale for you tomorrow unless something earth shattering happens to interfere.
I have a new theory about Money Town women and I just couldn't wait to share.
Let me back up just a little bit. I took three weeks off of PT. Gasp! That's never happened before but The Torturer was off for a week, and then my kids were on spring break for a week, and then I was off to St. Lucia. I've not been in my normal routine of living at PT and being surrounded by all the bored Money Town women.
I haven't missed them one bit.
At the end of last week, once I returned from my trip, I went in for a much overdue session with The Torturer. I hate to admit it, but I needed him to work on me because I was in a hell of a lot of pain from skipping so much.
I walked in the door and The Torturer greeted me with a huge hug. Not more than four seconds later we were fighting. The Torturer's secretary looked at me with one raised eyebrow and said, "Some things never change – welcome back!"
About fifteen minutes later I was asking one of the techs how The Moaner is. You remember her, right? She's the
cougar patient who drives to PT in her Porsche then moans as if she's orgasming every time The Torturer touches her. She can't get enough of him and she definitely got his (and everyone else's) attention with her loud sexual cries.
By the way, The Torturer informed me quite some time ago that The Moaner is "very nice."
I'm sure he thinks so.
And maybe she is. I'm nice when I'm having an orgasm too.
Did I really just type that?
The tech giggled and confided, "I think The Torturer has started dating The Moaner!"
Disclaimer: A tech saying The Torturer is dating The Moaner does not necessarily make it fact. It doesn't necessarily make it false either. Who knows, but it definitely made me laugh out loud.
Honestly, anyone who can make me laugh out loud while at PT is worth keeping around.
I've also realized if I ever find myself needing a date I'll just start moaning in public. It's guaranteed to make men come running.
Flash forward to yesterday when I resumed my normal PT routine. I walked in and who greeted me with a cheery hello, if not The Moaner herself.
Maybe she missed me? Although we've never had a single conversation, I have been in the room as she's moaned loudly and that means we're now practically related.
The Moaner was not there for PT. No, I think she's done with PT. She's signed herself up for some exercise classes they offer at PT.
It's what The Torturer's harem women do. They don't want to leave when they've recovered from whatever injury first brought them to PT. They want to be in the vicinity of The Torturer as much as possible. They sign up for the exercise classes, they wear skimpy workout clothes and they hang around before and after classes trying to get his attention.
It's pathetic. It's amusing. It's entertaining to watch.
I don't think he minds at all. I mean, he's making money off of them, his ego (and whatever else) gets stroked, and he isn't married so ….
What's with all these Money Town women wanting The Torturer?
I watched The Moaner yesterday as if she were a science experiment I need to study and understand.
Are you surprised to hear she moans and cries out when she exercises too? She moans the loudest if The Torturer is in the room, and even louder when he's the one touching her.
At one point I looked at one of the PTs who works there and I said, "Did you hear that? That was a good one!" and we both burst into a fit of uncontrollable giggles.
My maturity is astounding.
On the other hand, I doubt if any of you could be in the same room as all that moaning and not laugh too.
Every few minutes (if not seconds) The Moaner was glancing around the room trying to spot The Torturer. She wasn't very discreet. Her head was swiveling like Linda Blair's in The Exorcist as she tried to get a glimpse of him. Really? He looked the exact same as he did five minutes previous, and he wasn't watching her in return.
I did notice The Torturer could not stop yawning. I commented on how tired he seemed. He also mentioned his lower back was sore and I think he even made a comment about a groin pull too. I'm sure it's just a coincidence and means nothing at all.
In any case, as all this was going on around me I came up with a theory. I realize the Money Town women are bored to no end with their privileged lives. I've decided there's definitely more behind their ongoing quest for The Torturer than just boredom though.
I believe it's called transference.
I think The Torturer, being the boss and in charge at PT is a substitute father figure for these women. I think they are projecting some weird daddy (Oedipus) complex onto him and therein lies the attraction. It just seems strange to me that so many of these Money Town women chase after him. What are they missing in their lives? Why do they think he's the answer to what they're looking for? Do rich women have more daddy complexes than the rest of the female population? Or are rich women just so miserably unhappy they chase after the first man who pays attention to them in any form whatsoever?
What do you think? Do you have a theory?
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