Hypothetically Speaking

I was going to wrap up St. Lucia today, but I feel a strong need to interrupt previously scheduled programming.  I'll have the St. Lucia finale for you tomorrow unless something earth shattering happens to interfere.

I have a new theory about Money Town women and I just couldn't wait to share.

Let me back up just a little bit.  I took three weeks off of PT.  Gasp!  That's never happened before but The Torturer was off for a week, and then my kids were on spring break for a week, and then I was off to St. Lucia.  I've not been in my normal routine of living at PT and being surrounded by all the bored Money Town women.

I haven't missed them one bit.

At the end of last week, once I returned from my trip, I went in for a much overdue session with The Torturer.  I hate to admit it, but I needed him to work on me because I was in a hell of a lot of pain from skipping so much.

I walked in the door and The Torturer greeted me with a huge hug.  Not more than four seconds later we were fighting.  The Torturer's secretary looked at me with one raised eyebrow and said, "Some things never change – welcome back!"

About fifteen minutes later I was asking one of the techs how The Moaner is.  You remember her, right?  She's the cougar patient who drives to PT in her Porsche then moans as if she's orgasming every time The Torturer touches her.  She can't get enough of him and she definitely got his (and everyone else's) attention with her loud sexual cries.

By the way, The Torturer informed me quite some time ago that The Moaner is "very nice."  

I'm sure he thinks so.  

And maybe she is.  I'm nice when I'm having an orgasm too.

Did I really just type that?

Anyway …

The tech giggled and confided, "I think The Torturer has started dating The Moaner!"

Disclaimer:  A tech saying The Torturer is dating The Moaner does not necessarily make it fact.  It doesn't necessarily make it false either.  Who knows, but it definitely made me laugh out loud.

Honestly, anyone who can make me laugh out loud while at PT is worth keeping around.

I've also realized if I ever find myself needing a date I'll just start moaning in public.  It's guaranteed to make men come running.  

Flash forward to yesterday when I resumed my normal PT routine.  I walked in and who greeted me with a cheery hello, if not The Moaner herself.  

Maybe she missed me?  Although we've never had a single conversation, I have been in the room as she's moaned loudly and that means we're now practically related.

The Moaner was not there for PT.  No, I think she's done with PT.  She's signed herself up for some exercise classes they offer at PT.  

It's what The Torturer's harem women do.  They don't want to leave when they've recovered from whatever injury first brought them to PT.  They want to be in the vicinity of The Torturer as much as possible.  They sign up for the exercise classes, they wear skimpy workout clothes and they hang around before and after classes trying to get his attention.

It's pathetic.  It's amusing.  It's entertaining to watch.

I don't think he minds at all.  I mean, he's making money off of them, his ego (and whatever else) gets stroked, and he isn't married so ….

But why?

What's with all these Money Town women wanting The Torturer?

I watched The Moaner yesterday as if she were a science experiment I need to study and understand.  

Are you surprised to hear she moans and cries out when she exercises too?  She moans the loudest if The Torturer is in the room, and even louder when he's the one touching her.

At one point I looked at one of the PTs who works there and I said, "Did you hear that?  That was a good one!" and we both burst into a fit of uncontrollable giggles.

My maturity is astounding.  

On the other hand, I doubt if any of you could be in the same room as all that moaning and not laugh too.

Every few minutes (if not seconds) The Moaner was glancing around the room trying to spot The Torturer.  She wasn't very discreet.  Her head was swiveling like Linda Blair's in The Exorcist as she tried to get a glimpse of him.  Really?  He looked the exact same as he did five minutes previous, and he wasn't watching her in return.

I did notice The Torturer could not stop yawning.  I commented on how tired he seemed.  He also mentioned his lower back was sore and I think he even made a comment about a groin pull too.  I'm sure it's just a coincidence and means nothing at all.

In any case, as all this was going on around me I came up with a theory.  I realize the Money Town women are bored to no end with their privileged lives.  I've decided there's definitely more behind their ongoing quest for The Torturer than just boredom though.  

I believe it's called transference.

I think The Torturer, being the boss and in charge at PT is a substitute father figure for these women.  I think they are projecting some weird daddy (Oedipus) complex onto him and therein lies the attraction.  It just seems strange to me that so many of these Money Town women chase after him.  What are they missing in their lives?  Why do they think he's the answer to what they're looking for?  Do rich women have more daddy complexes than the rest of the female population?  Or are rich women just so miserably unhappy they chase after the first man who pays attention to them in any form whatsoever?

What do you think?  Do you have a theory?

© Twenty Four At Heart

81 Responses to “Hypothetically Speaking”

  1. Yvette (Lo's Mom)

    I don’t know about a theory this early in the morning, BUT I sure would like to see a picture of the Torturer. So please sneak a pic on your phone and share.
    TIA

  2. Yvette (Lo's Mom)

    I don’t know about a theory this early in the morning, BUT I sure would like to see a picture of the Torturer. So please sneak a pic on your phone and share.
    TIA

  3. Yvette (Lo's Mom)

    I don’t know about a theory this early in the morning, BUT I sure would like to see a picture of the Torturer. So please sneak a pic on your phone and share.
    TIA

  4. Yvette (Lo's Mom)

    I don’t know about a theory this early in the morning, BUT I sure would like to see a picture of the Torturer. So please sneak a pic on your phone and share.
    TIA

  5. Yvette (Lo's Mom)

    I don’t know about a theory this early in the morning, BUT I sure would like to see a picture of the Torturer. So please sneak a pic on your phone and share.
    TIA

  6. Yvette (Lo's Mom)

    I don’t know about a theory this early in the morning, BUT I sure would like to see a picture of the Torturer. So please sneak a pic on your phone and share.
    TIA

  7. Jan

    It’s hard for me to come up with a theory about the extremely rich when the only contact I have with them is through this blog.
    Now, if you want theories about the extremely middle class, the extremely over-worked, the extremely over-eating or the extremely mediocre, just give me a call. First hand experience there, babe.

  8. Jan

    It’s hard for me to come up with a theory about the extremely rich when the only contact I have with them is through this blog.
    Now, if you want theories about the extremely middle class, the extremely over-worked, the extremely over-eating or the extremely mediocre, just give me a call. First hand experience there, babe.

  9. Jan

    It’s hard for me to come up with a theory about the extremely rich when the only contact I have with them is through this blog.
    Now, if you want theories about the extremely middle class, the extremely over-worked, the extremely over-eating or the extremely mediocre, just give me a call. First hand experience there, babe.

  10. Joanne

    A theory?! boy do I!
    I think they are mesmerized by a man who (may) seem to know what to do with his hands. Maybe they spend countless hours imagining what (therapeutic) wonders those hands could evoke in used to their own evil pleasures. After pondering on those thoughts for a while, well can’t you see that is is a long line of horny women with overactive imaginations just dying (moaning) to find out what he could do to their ladyparts. thats my theory.
    BTW I heard a phrase that reminded me of moneytown (thanks to you)….”where the boobs are fake and the a**holes are real!”
    har har har!

  11. Joanne

    A theory?! boy do I!
    I think they are mesmerized by a man who (may) seem to know what to do with his hands. Maybe they spend countless hours imagining what (therapeutic) wonders those hands could evoke in used to their own evil pleasures. After pondering on those thoughts for a while, well can’t you see that is is a long line of horny women with overactive imaginations just dying (moaning) to find out what he could do to their ladyparts. thats my theory.
    BTW I heard a phrase that reminded me of moneytown (thanks to you)….”where the boobs are fake and the a**holes are real!”
    har har har!

  12. Joanne

    A theory?! boy do I!
    I think they are mesmerized by a man who (may) seem to know what to do with his hands. Maybe they spend countless hours imagining what (therapeutic) wonders those hands could evoke in used to their own evil pleasures. After pondering on those thoughts for a while, well can’t you see that is is a long line of horny women with overactive imaginations just dying (moaning) to find out what he could do to their ladyparts. thats my theory.
    BTW I heard a phrase that reminded me of moneytown (thanks to you)….”where the boobs are fake and the a**holes are real!”
    har har har!

  13. di

    I think they just all have peanut sized brains and over-sized egos and sex-drives.

  14. di

    I think they just all have peanut sized brains and over-sized egos and sex-drives.

  15. di

    I think they just all have peanut sized brains and over-sized egos and sex-drives.

  16. sometimessophia

    The Moaner and The Torturer? Please no. What about medical ethics and all that? Boredom and debauchery go hand in hand… or hand in something else… whatever.

  17. sometimessophia

    The Moaner and The Torturer? Please no. What about medical ethics and all that? Boredom and debauchery go hand in hand… or hand in something else… whatever.

  18. sometimessophia

    The Moaner and The Torturer? Please no. What about medical ethics and all that? Boredom and debauchery go hand in hand… or hand in something else… whatever.

  19. Kelly

    ha ha – this is so funny!
    And maybe she is. I’m nice when I’m having an orgasm too.
    Her head was swiveling like Linda Blair’s in The Exorcist as she tried to get a glimpse of him.
    I want to visit PT with you. 🙂

  20. Kelly

    ha ha – this is so funny!
    And maybe she is. I’m nice when I’m having an orgasm too.
    Her head was swiveling like Linda Blair’s in The Exorcist as she tried to get a glimpse of him.
    I want to visit PT with you. 🙂

  21. Kelly

    ha ha – this is so funny!
    And maybe she is. I’m nice when I’m having an orgasm too.
    Her head was swiveling like Linda Blair’s in The Exorcist as she tried to get a glimpse of him.
    I want to visit PT with you. 🙂

  22. LPC

    My guess is that because they are in PT, they are NOT in their real lives. In other words, they are somewhere in a fantasy. They can attribute whatever characteristics they want to the Torturer. He’s a blank canvas, albeit, as you say, one with built-in Father going on.

  23. LPC

    My guess is that because they are in PT, they are NOT in their real lives. In other words, they are somewhere in a fantasy. They can attribute whatever characteristics they want to the Torturer. He’s a blank canvas, albeit, as you say, one with built-in Father going on.

  24. LPC

    My guess is that because they are in PT, they are NOT in their real lives. In other words, they are somewhere in a fantasy. They can attribute whatever characteristics they want to the Torturer. He’s a blank canvas, albeit, as you say, one with built-in Father going on.

  25. Twenty Four At Heart

    I don’t usually add comments into my own comment section BUT …
    1) If I post a pic of The Torturer against his wishes he will kick me out of PT because he’s asked me NOT to. The Torturer is a 24 reader (although when he’s busy sometimes he misses posts).
    2) In response to sometimes sophia — once the women are no longer patients there’s no medical ethics issue. Signing up for exercise classes is not the same thing as being a patient. Also, they are chasing HIM, not the other way around.

  26. Twenty Four At Heart

    I don’t usually add comments into my own comment section BUT …
    1) If I post a pic of The Torturer against his wishes he will kick me out of PT because he’s asked me NOT to. The Torturer is a 24 reader (although when he’s busy sometimes he misses posts).
    2) In response to sometimes sophia — once the women are no longer patients there’s no medical ethics issue. Signing up for exercise classes is not the same thing as being a patient. Also, they are chasing HIM, not the other way around.

  27. Twenty Four At Heart

    I don’t usually add comments into my own comment section BUT …
    1) If I post a pic of The Torturer against his wishes he will kick me out of PT because he’s asked me NOT to. The Torturer is a 24 reader (although when he’s busy sometimes he misses posts).
    2) In response to sometimes sophia — once the women are no longer patients there’s no medical ethics issue. Signing up for exercise classes is not the same thing as being a patient. Also, they are chasing HIM, not the other way around.

  28. Christine

    Well then what about what HE thinks of The Moaner? Although you’ll probably never know, I’m really curious as to whether or not he thinks she’s a total quack or if he likes that kind of attention.
    Why don’t these ladies just go to a bar or club? Is that too below them?
    It’s just so WEIRD that PT is where they go to do their mating dance/song.

  29. Christine

    Well then what about what HE thinks of The Moaner? Although you’ll probably never know, I’m really curious as to whether or not he thinks she’s a total quack or if he likes that kind of attention.
    Why don’t these ladies just go to a bar or club? Is that too below them?
    It’s just so WEIRD that PT is where they go to do their mating dance/song.

  30. Christine

    Well then what about what HE thinks of The Moaner? Although you’ll probably never know, I’m really curious as to whether or not he thinks she’s a total quack or if he likes that kind of attention.
    Why don’t these ladies just go to a bar or club? Is that too below them?
    It’s just so WEIRD that PT is where they go to do their mating dance/song.

  31. Lo

    unattainable, controlled environment where their husbands aren’t present, something to take up their time. also? it’s physical- they’re wrapped up with their bodies and appearance, being young, etc…. being able to parade around half-naked in a room full of people who are there bc they need help with their bodies…. they feel superior.
    also? just plain idiotic.

  32. Lo

    unattainable, controlled environment where their husbands aren’t present, something to take up their time. also? it’s physical- they’re wrapped up with their bodies and appearance, being young, etc…. being able to parade around half-naked in a room full of people who are there bc they need help with their bodies…. they feel superior.
    also? just plain idiotic.

  33. Lo

    unattainable, controlled environment where their husbands aren’t present, something to take up their time. also? it’s physical- they’re wrapped up with their bodies and appearance, being young, etc…. being able to parade around half-naked in a room full of people who are there bc they need help with their bodies…. they feel superior.
    also? just plain idiotic.

  34. Linda

    I think these women are desperately unhappy with themselves and are seeking attention where ever they can get it. The fact that PT is a semi intimate place (all the touching etc) gives them the illusion that the Torturer is physically attracted to them. Who else rubs them all over, looks them in the eye and tells them how great they are doing?

  35. Linda

    I think these women are desperately unhappy with themselves and are seeking attention where ever they can get it. The fact that PT is a semi intimate place (all the touching etc) gives them the illusion that the Torturer is physically attracted to them. Who else rubs them all over, looks them in the eye and tells them how great they are doing?

  36. Linda

    I think these women are desperately unhappy with themselves and are seeking attention where ever they can get it. The fact that PT is a semi intimate place (all the touching etc) gives them the illusion that the Torturer is physically attracted to them. Who else rubs them all over, looks them in the eye and tells them how great they are doing?

  37. Mike

    That’s it. I’m going back to school to become a physical therapist.

  38. Mike

    That’s it. I’m going back to school to become a physical therapist.

  39. Mike

    That’s it. I’m going back to school to become a physical therapist.

  40. Pseudo

    I know the same kind of people as Jan.
    But….the Tortureer is going to lecture you big time ; -)

  41. Pseudo

    I know the same kind of people as Jan.
    But….the Tortureer is going to lecture you big time ; -)

  42. Pseudo

    I know the same kind of people as Jan.
    But….the Tortureer is going to lecture you big time ; -)

  43. Bev

    Don’t you think after hearing moaner moan in PT the torturer would just burst out laughing if they were in the act and she started making noise?

  44. Bev

    Don’t you think after hearing moaner moan in PT the torturer would just burst out laughing if they were in the act and she started making noise?

  45. Bev

    Don’t you think after hearing moaner moan in PT the torturer would just burst out laughing if they were in the act and she started making noise?

  46. Twenty Four At Heart

    Thank you Middle Aged Whore for putting THAT thought into my head. Who wants to take my place at PT until I can erase those words out of my head?

  47. Twenty Four At Heart

    Thank you Middle Aged Whore for putting THAT thought into my head. Who wants to take my place at PT until I can erase those words out of my head?

  48. Twenty Four At Heart

    Thank you Middle Aged Whore for putting THAT thought into my head. Who wants to take my place at PT until I can erase those words out of my head?

  49. dadshouse

    I’ve also realized if I ever find myself needing a date I’ll just start moaning in public. – as a single dad who is in between relationships, perhaps it’s time I heed advice like this!

  50. dadshouse

    I’ve also realized if I ever find myself needing a date I’ll just start moaning in public. – as a single dad who is in between relationships, perhaps it’s time I heed advice like this!

  51. dadshouse

    I’ve also realized if I ever find myself needing a date I’ll just start moaning in public. – as a single dad who is in between relationships, perhaps it’s time I heed advice like this!

  52. Jason

    “I’m nice when I’m having an orgasm too.”
    Oh, that’s a good one.
    I am just so gosh darn glad that I don’t have too much money and time.

  53. Jason

    “I’m nice when I’m having an orgasm too.”
    Oh, that’s a good one.
    I am just so gosh darn glad that I don’t have too much money and time.

  54. Jason

    “I’m nice when I’m having an orgasm too.”
    Oh, that’s a good one.
    I am just so gosh darn glad that I don’t have too much money and time.

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