The Twenty Four At Heart Pop Quiz

When I began writing on the Internet I was more clueless than most.  I had only read one blog ever.  I had no idea how to find readers.  I don't think I had more than 2 readers my first six months of writing.  I still don't really know how this blogging thing works.  If anyone knows where I can sign up for Blogging 101, I'd appreciate it.  


Somehow in my very first month of writing Twenty Four At Heart, Jan found me.  We became instant friends.  If you've never read her blog, you're missing out.  Jan has a sense of humor you will love and also writes up her favorite recipes on a regular basis.  (Yum!)  I love her blog, Jan's Sushi Bar , and I read it every day.  This is the woman I whine to when I need to bitch and don't want to be judged.  I'm honored to have her here today filling in for me while I'm away.  


Now, listen up everyone!  Please, may I have your attention?

Since our Fearless Leader, Twenty Four, is lounging on the warm, white sand beaches of St. Lucia, I will be your substitute for today – my name is Mrs. Jan from the Sushi Bar. Now, I’d like to see how well all of you have been paying attention, so today we are going to have a Twenty Four At Heart Pop Quiz.  I’ll be handing out the testing forms – just take one and pass the rest behind you, thank you – so get out your Number Two pencils and we’ll begin.

Please keep in mind that today’s score counts as 75% of your grade; those of you who are new to this blog class, you’ve had ample opportunity to do your research.  If you haven’t taken advantage of it, you have no idea what you’re missing out on shame on you.  It is multiple choice, so I urge you to not leave any questions blank – guess if you have to.  

Circle the correct answer for each:

1.  Moon


a.  the earth's natural satellite, revolving completely around the earth from east to west in about twenty-eight da
ys and accompanying the earth in its orbit around the sun


b.  any planet's natural satellite


c.  what is likely to happen to you if you ride past Twenty Four’s house on an Amtrak train in July

2.  Flash


a.  a sudden, brilliant light that vanishes almost instantly


b.  a photographic device for producing brief illumination of a subject; flash bulb; flash gun


c.  what is likely to happen to you if you work around/deliver anything to Twenty Four’s house

3.  Train


a.  a connected series of railroad cars


b.  the long part of a gown or robe that trails behind the person wearing it


c.  whatever it is, it will be the wrong one when Twenty Four puts her daughter on it

4.  Vibrate


a.  to move back and forth very rapidly and steadily; oscillate


b.  to quiver, resonate or resound


c.  something Twenty Four will be more than happy to assist you with

5.  Cougar


a.  a large tan wild cat of North and South America; mountain lion; puma


b.  a classic car from the 70s


c.  real people Twenty Four gets to meet because you just can’t make this shit up

6.  Whore


a.  one who engages in frequent sexual intercourse for money; prostitute


b.  one who hires out his or her labor, skill, name, or the like for a debased or unworthy use


c.  the legions of Twenty Four’s adoring readers/fans

When you’re done, class, simply turn your test papers in to me, return to your seats and place your heads on your desks.  Or take this opportunity to learn to count – it’s all the same to me.

63 Responses to “The Twenty Four At Heart Pop Quiz”

  1. stoneskin

    There’s no point me participating, I’d just get a zero…
    But I will come here again! It seems like mooning and flashing are very much part of bloggers’ lives these days.

  2. stoneskin

    There’s no point me participating, I’d just get a zero…
    But I will come here again! It seems like mooning and flashing are very much part of bloggers’ lives these days.

  3. stoneskin

    There’s no point me participating, I’d just get a zero…
    But I will come here again! It seems like mooning and flashing are very much part of bloggers’ lives these days.

  4. SSG

    Lol well done Jan. I’m glad you have highlighted some of 24@Hs most embarassing entertaining posts.
    I hope the above HTML works, as I want to use strikethroughs too.
    The cougar. hahahah. and short shorts. hahahaha. Dammit 24@H is addictive.

  5. SSG

    Lol well done Jan. I’m glad you have highlighted some of 24@Hs most embarassing entertaining posts.
    I hope the above HTML works, as I want to use strikethroughs too.
    The cougar. hahahah. and short shorts. hahahaha. Dammit 24@H is addictive.

  6. SSG

    Lol well done Jan. I’m glad you have highlighted some of 24@Hs most embarassing entertaining posts.
    I hope the above HTML works, as I want to use strikethroughs too.
    The cougar. hahahah. and short shorts. hahahaha. Dammit 24@H is addictive.

  7. SSG

    dammit. that’s supposed to be (embarassing) entertaining posts. Me and my bad HTML.

  8. SSG

    dammit. that’s supposed to be (embarassing) entertaining posts. Me and my bad HTML.

  9. SSG

    dammit. that’s supposed to be (embarassing) entertaining posts. Me and my bad HTML.

  10. Lo

    uh, cougar? whore? that would be that bitch tee’fo took a picture of wearing a diamond freakin’ ankle bracelet. wtf???? what PLANET is she on???? i love the quiz. i nailed it all, btw. but then again. i’m a shameless addict of t’fo. can’t help myself!!!

  11. Lo

    uh, cougar? whore? that would be that bitch tee’fo took a picture of wearing a diamond freakin’ ankle bracelet. wtf???? what PLANET is she on???? i love the quiz. i nailed it all, btw. but then again. i’m a shameless addict of t’fo. can’t help myself!!!

  12. Lo

    uh, cougar? whore? that would be that bitch tee’fo took a picture of wearing a diamond freakin’ ankle bracelet. wtf???? what PLANET is she on???? i love the quiz. i nailed it all, btw. but then again. i’m a shameless addict of t’fo. can’t help myself!!!

  13. Pseudo

    A found 24 around September, so the train mooning was new to me! Hi Jan, great guest posting!

  14. Pseudo

    A found 24 around September, so the train mooning was new to me! Hi Jan, great guest posting!

  15. Pseudo

    A found 24 around September, so the train mooning was new to me! Hi Jan, great guest posting!

  16. missy

    Great fun Jan. it’s been fun seeing who will pop up next as the guest blogger for 24. I think I will check out the Sushi Bar!

  17. missy

    Great fun Jan. it’s been fun seeing who will pop up next as the guest blogger for 24. I think I will check out the Sushi Bar!

  18. missy

    Great fun Jan. it’s been fun seeing who will pop up next as the guest blogger for 24. I think I will check out the Sushi Bar!

  19. emmysuh

    Haha, very clever. I think I passed. Actually, I think I got a ONE HUNDRED!!!
    I’m so glad we all know that we’re her legion of whores. Very, very special, we are.

  20. emmysuh

    Haha, very clever. I think I passed. Actually, I think I got a ONE HUNDRED!!!
    I’m so glad we all know that we’re her legion of whores. Very, very special, we are.

  21. emmysuh

    Haha, very clever. I think I passed. Actually, I think I got a ONE HUNDRED!!!
    I’m so glad we all know that we’re her legion of whores. Very, very special, we are.

  22. Helena

    Haha! I remember all those posts being a loyal Twentyfour at Heart reader. Yaayyy!!!

  23. Helena

    Haha! I remember all those posts being a loyal Twentyfour at Heart reader. Yaayyy!!!

  24. Helena

    Haha! I remember all those posts being a loyal Twentyfour at Heart reader. Yaayyy!!!

  25. Jason

    Mrs. Jan! I got them all right. Does that mean I’m the smartest in the class?
    I wish my underwear wasn’t homemade.
    Awesome guest post, Mrs. Jan.

  26. Jason

    Mrs. Jan! I got them all right. Does that mean I’m the smartest in the class?
    I wish my underwear wasn’t homemade.
    Awesome guest post, Mrs. Jan.

  27. Jason

    Mrs. Jan! I got them all right. Does that mean I’m the smartest in the class?
    I wish my underwear wasn’t homemade.
    Awesome guest post, Mrs. Jan.

  28. Croneandbearit

    Jan you did a lovely job. I’ve just found this blog and I love it and have added her to my blogroll – what a delight both of you are. Hmmm maybe you’d guest at my blog sometime? That would give me more time to take a few extra valium…
    Cheers – Linda

  29. Croneandbearit

    Jan you did a lovely job. I’ve just found this blog and I love it and have added her to my blogroll – what a delight both of you are. Hmmm maybe you’d guest at my blog sometime? That would give me more time to take a few extra valium…
    Cheers – Linda

  30. Croneandbearit

    Jan you did a lovely job. I’ve just found this blog and I love it and have added her to my blogroll – what a delight both of you are. Hmmm maybe you’d guest at my blog sometime? That would give me more time to take a few extra valium…
    Cheers – Linda

  31. Beth

    Can I get some accommodations? I have terrible test anxiety!
    And I love this blog! Thanks for being the substitute.

  32. Beth

    Can I get some accommodations? I have terrible test anxiety!
    And I love this blog! Thanks for being the substitute.

  33. Beth

    Can I get some accommodations? I have terrible test anxiety!
    And I love this blog! Thanks for being the substitute.

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