I Think I’ll Call Him Roid

I began my new gym/arm recovery program this week.

I had an appointment yesterday with my supposed expert in all things related to physical therapy and personal training.  This trainer, is a friend of The Torturer's so they feel quite comfortable discussing me as if I'm not within earshot.

I've named the new guy Roid because he's built and it's hard to believe all that muscle is possible without the help of steroids.

While I was at the gym, there were two different things going on.  There were the real things actually happening at the time, and there were the all the things I was thinking in my head.

For example, I was quite polite and appropriate as I met Roid.  In my head, however, I was thinking, "Holy SHIT!  Is his body for real?"

I was also thinking things like, "He's really hot I need to make sure I don't drool or sweat in front of him."  

Then I started thinking about all the married women in the OC who have affairs with their personal trainers … and, perhaps, you know … they have damn good reason after all.

Just kidding Briefcase.

* Ahem *

So anyway ….

Roid is not married.  Roid is quite hot.  Roid is a little bit of a flirt, but overly serious when it is "time to get some work done."  Roid was pretty nice for our first session together, but I get the feeling there's a hard ass in him that will surface very soon.

"I don't want her coddled," said The Torturer.

Pfft!

When has anyone ever coddled me?

My eyes met Roid's (sea green and slightly mesmerizing) and I gave him a look that communicated, in no uncertain terms, what I thought of The Torturer's no coddling statement.  In turn, Roid gave me a slight smile as if he thinks the interaction (antagonism?) between The Torturer and I is amusing.

Amusing?!  

There were all sorts of Money Town people in the gym.  The men were dressed like slobs for the most part.  And really, why shouldn't they be?  They are there to sweat.  The women were a mix.  The hard-body women wore skin tight, sexy, revealing workout clothes.  They almost appear to be in costume with their perky fake boobs and perfectly flat stomachs.  Some of the older women, or less in shape women, were dressed for comfort rather than display.

I, of course, fall into the slob category.  I'm not trying to impress anyone while I'm there and even if was trying, I wouldn't impress anyone anyway.  Although, did I mention Roid has the most interesting green eyes?  And darkish skin, and dark wavy hair … and ….

What was I saying?

© Twenty Four At Heart

60 Responses to “I Think I’ll Call Him Roid”

  1. Jan

    And here I thought you were going to tell us you call him Roid because it was short for “hemorrhoid.” Well, you never know – he does EXERCISE for a living, after all.
    Takes all kinds, I suppose…

  2. Jan

    And here I thought you were going to tell us you call him Roid because it was short for “hemorrhoid.” Well, you never know – he does EXERCISE for a living, after all.
    Takes all kinds, I suppose…

  3. Jan

    And here I thought you were going to tell us you call him Roid because it was short for “hemorrhoid.” Well, you never know – he does EXERCISE for a living, after all.
    Takes all kinds, I suppose…

  4. Alan

    Break out them boobs you’ve been promoting and give the guy a little flirting back! It might spice up Briefcase’s return from whenever he gets home from being on the road! 🙂

  5. Alan

    Break out them boobs you’ve been promoting and give the guy a little flirting back! It might spice up Briefcase’s return from whenever he gets home from being on the road! 🙂

  6. Alan

    Break out them boobs you’ve been promoting and give the guy a little flirting back! It might spice up Briefcase’s return from whenever he gets home from being on the road! 🙂

  7. di

    I’m completely turned off by men who’s biceps are larger than their head. There’s just something so Popeye cartoony about them. And they most likely do have roids from all the lifting they do. ACK
    Di
    The Blue Ridge Gal

  8. di

    I’m completely turned off by men who’s biceps are larger than their head. There’s just something so Popeye cartoony about them. And they most likely do have roids from all the lifting they do. ACK
    Di
    The Blue Ridge Gal

  9. di

    I’m completely turned off by men who’s biceps are larger than their head. There’s just something so Popeye cartoony about them. And they most likely do have roids from all the lifting they do. ACK
    Di
    The Blue Ridge Gal

  10. Kristan

    Hmm, ‘roid guys usually don’t do it for me, but I’m a sucker for eyes… I think I need a picture to make a final verdict?! ;P

  11. Kristan

    Hmm, ‘roid guys usually don’t do it for me, but I’m a sucker for eyes… I think I need a picture to make a final verdict?! ;P

  12. Kristan

    Hmm, ‘roid guys usually don’t do it for me, but I’m a sucker for eyes… I think I need a picture to make a final verdict?! ;P

  13. Twenty Four At Heart

    Readers, readers, readers … his biceps aren’t bigger than his head. He’s not a huge bodybuilder type … he’s just all hard and BUILT. Did I just say he’s hard? How about yummy? Can I say he’s yummy?

  14. Twenty Four At Heart

    Readers, readers, readers … his biceps aren’t bigger than his head. He’s not a huge bodybuilder type … he’s just all hard and BUILT. Did I just say he’s hard? How about yummy? Can I say he’s yummy?

  15. Twenty Four At Heart

    Readers, readers, readers … his biceps aren’t bigger than his head. He’s not a huge bodybuilder type … he’s just all hard and BUILT. Did I just say he’s hard? How about yummy? Can I say he’s yummy?

  16. Cute~Ella

    OH YUMMY! You know, by being different, you’re going to stand out and that’s a good thing. Take for instance all the girls in college who tanned all the time and dyed their hair blonde. I got LOTS of attention because I am pasty white and had dark hair at the time. I stood out for being different too!
    I’m so glad you met Roid. I think this is going to be a wonderful thing…if for nothing else than my being able to drool vicariously through you.

  17. Cute~Ella

    OH YUMMY! You know, by being different, you’re going to stand out and that’s a good thing. Take for instance all the girls in college who tanned all the time and dyed their hair blonde. I got LOTS of attention because I am pasty white and had dark hair at the time. I stood out for being different too!
    I’m so glad you met Roid. I think this is going to be a wonderful thing…if for nothing else than my being able to drool vicariously through you.

  18. Cute~Ella

    OH YUMMY! You know, by being different, you’re going to stand out and that’s a good thing. Take for instance all the girls in college who tanned all the time and dyed their hair blonde. I got LOTS of attention because I am pasty white and had dark hair at the time. I stood out for being different too!
    I’m so glad you met Roid. I think this is going to be a wonderful thing…if for nothing else than my being able to drool vicariously through you.

  19. Kelly

    I’d like a Roid in my life. No fair! I have a terrible weakness for green eyes. And dark hair? yum

  20. Kelly

    I’d like a Roid in my life. No fair! I have a terrible weakness for green eyes. And dark hair? yum

  21. Kelly

    I’d like a Roid in my life. No fair! I have a terrible weakness for green eyes. And dark hair? yum

  22. Karin

    Just remember……..steroid induced muscles shrinks the penis! I should know – the ex used them! HAHAHAHAHA!

  23. Karin

    Just remember……..steroid induced muscles shrinks the penis! I should know – the ex used them! HAHAHAHAHA!

  24. Karin

    Just remember……..steroid induced muscles shrinks the penis! I should know – the ex used them! HAHAHAHAHA!

  25. Deb

    How much time will you be spending with Roid? Wondering if maybe I could come crash the party.

  26. Deb

    How much time will you be spending with Roid? Wondering if maybe I could come crash the party.

  27. Deb

    How much time will you be spending with Roid? Wondering if maybe I could come crash the party.

  28. Life with Kaishon

    I hope he helps you feel much better! I hope you get LOTS of great new stories. Green eyes are my most favorite kind : )

  29. Life with Kaishon

    I hope he helps you feel much better! I hope you get LOTS of great new stories. Green eyes are my most favorite kind : )

  30. Life with Kaishon

    I hope he helps you feel much better! I hope you get LOTS of great new stories. Green eyes are my most favorite kind : )

  31. Pseudo

    I love that part about the blog. That we reveal so much, and yet not so much. It’s up to us.
    I widh that I was ging to chicago and could meet up with you and Jan. Sigh.

  32. Pseudo

    I love that part about the blog. That we reveal so much, and yet not so much. It’s up to us.
    I widh that I was ging to chicago and could meet up with you and Jan. Sigh.

  33. Pseudo

    I love that part about the blog. That we reveal so much, and yet not so much. It’s up to us.
    I widh that I was ging to chicago and could meet up with you and Jan. Sigh.

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