Money Town Bitch

We have some good friends who moved to Money Town recently.  They're very nice people and we've known them for over fifteen years.  Their youngest son is also a good friend of PR's.  Yesterday PR was invited to come over after football and spend the day.  I agreed to drop him off.

I drove through the gates of Money Town and noticed nothing has changed there in the last few weeks.  Nothing ever really does change in Money Town.  I drove to our friend's house and walked up with PR to say hello.  PR ran off the minute he was reunited with his buddy.  I chatted with my girlfriend for maybe 15 minutes and then said good-bye and left.

I walked out to my car but it was blocked by a double parked black Mercedes convertible SL500.  I didn't take a picture of it because cars like it are a dime a dozen around here.  Here's a google pic of a silver one just to give you an idea of what they look like:

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I tossed my purse in my car from the passenger side and glanced around.  The way the car was parked, I assumed the driver wasn't intending to stay long.  I figured someone had come by to drop something at one of the neighboring houses and even though there was plenty of other places to park, she for some reason felt the need to park there.  You know, at an angle, blocking my exit and within a few inches of my car on one side.

I waited.  Then I waited a little while longer.  I debated going back to my friend's and knocking on her door for a longer chat, but I had things I needed to get done.  Just as my patience was giving way, I saw a woman exit a neighboring house and head towards the Mercedes.

She had long bleached white-blonde hair.  At a distance she looked to be about 30, but as she got closer the plastic surgery became more and more apparent.  My guess is she was at least 45.  She was wearing short, short, black leather shorts.  Who knew they made shorts in leather?  She also wore ugg boots with fuzz on them.

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She had on a silver-ish shiny top with a plunging neckline.  Her very fake and quite generous tits threatened to burst right out of her top.  She had a very glittery big wide belt on with her leather shorts.

She wore long dangling earrings and her acrylic nails were painted bright red.  She had a monster diamond on her left hand and a glittering diamond band on her right hand too.  She also wore lots and lots of bangle bracelets.

Have I ever mentioned money doesn't buy class?

Now, wouldn't you assume if you returned to your illegally parked car and realized someone was waiting on you to leave because you blocked their car in, you would apologize?

Instead, Money Town Bitch tossed her hair and gave me a dirty look as if I were in her way.  She walked towards her passenger door, opened it, and didn't even blink when her car door hit against the side of my car.  

I'm sure my car was just an inconvenience in her way.

She took her time shoving something in her glove compartment, closed it, slammed the car door shut, tossed her hair again and walked to the driver's side of her car.

"Thanks for being so considerate," I said rather snidely.

Because, really?

I'm not driving a Mercedes, but my car is only two years old.  Not only did this bitch feel entitled to disregard where she parked, but clearly she also felt denting my car with her car door was of no concern at all.  For that matter, denting my car right in front of me was of no concern.

She rolled her eyes at me and said, "I saw the guest pass in your window, it's obvious you don't live here."

I wonder what clued her in.  I mean, other than the Money Town guest pass in my car window?  My car is not a Mercedes, Porsche or Maserati.  I was standing there in workout capris, flip flops and a white t-shirt over my white sports bra.  In all likelihood my nipples were putting on a display.  I wore no make-up, and come to think of it, I might not have even brushed my hair yet.  I'm sure I ran my fingers through it prior to leaving the house, and that is almost the same thing as brushing it.

I'm quite certain my teeth were brushed because my teeth are always brushed.

I was momentarily stunned into silence by her rudeness.  Then I snapped out of it and replied, "Because living in Money Town gives you the right to be a bitch?"

Well, this infuriated her.  At the same time I saw a quick flash of fear in her eyes.  I guess she figured an outsider might be dangerous or something.  Who knows what I might do next.  I mean, since I don't have a Mercedes I might be a gang member who has infiltrated Money Town.

All of you readers?  Be careful.  I'm one dangerous chick.  I wear flip flops!  You never know what I might do.

She rolled her eyes, tossed her hair again for good measure and got in the driver's seat of her car.  Then she looked back at me and flipped me off prior to driving away.

Ahhh … welcome to my world.  There's nothing quite like visiting Money Town.

© Twenty Four At Heart

81 Responses to “Money Town Bitch”

  1. Kathy

    I would have kicked her car with the steel-toed boots that I would keep in the trunk of my lesser-made vehicle for situations like these. AND asked if I was a little under dressed as she saw the need for Uggs “Is it that cold”???
    Beyotch… I hate people like that.

  2. Kathy

    I would have kicked her car with the steel-toed boots that I would keep in the trunk of my lesser-made vehicle for situations like these. AND asked if I was a little under dressed as she saw the need for Uggs “Is it that cold”???
    Beyotch… I hate people like that.

  3. Kathy

    I would have kicked her car with the steel-toed boots that I would keep in the trunk of my lesser-made vehicle for situations like these. AND asked if I was a little under dressed as she saw the need for Uggs “Is it that cold”???
    Beyotch… I hate people like that.

  4. Hallie

    Too bad your bionic nipples don’t dispense knock out gas like in Austin Powers. You could have left that bitch passed out on the ground in a very UN-Money Town position.
    Hallie

  5. Hallie

    Too bad your bionic nipples don’t dispense knock out gas like in Austin Powers. You could have left that bitch passed out on the ground in a very UN-Money Town position.
    Hallie

  6. Hallie

    Too bad your bionic nipples don’t dispense knock out gas like in Austin Powers. You could have left that bitch passed out on the ground in a very UN-Money Town position.
    Hallie

  7. Alan

    Yeah…your town sucks. As pretty as it may be, there are plenty of pretty places in this world. I don’t know how you put up with people like that. Seriously…we’re talking keyed cars everywhere if I lived there.

  8. Alan

    Yeah…your town sucks. As pretty as it may be, there are plenty of pretty places in this world. I don’t know how you put up with people like that. Seriously…we’re talking keyed cars everywhere if I lived there.

  9. Alan

    Yeah…your town sucks. As pretty as it may be, there are plenty of pretty places in this world. I don’t know how you put up with people like that. Seriously…we’re talking keyed cars everywhere if I lived there.

  10. Linda

    O. M. G! I’m with Alan on this one. I think I would have “accidently” keyed her car as she drove away while smiling and saying “Have a nice day…BITCH!”

  11. Linda

    O. M. G! I’m with Alan on this one. I think I would have “accidently” keyed her car as she drove away while smiling and saying “Have a nice day…BITCH!”

  12. Linda

    O. M. G! I’m with Alan on this one. I think I would have “accidently” keyed her car as she drove away while smiling and saying “Have a nice day…BITCH!”

  13. Jan

    Count me in as one of the folks who would have keyed he car as she drove away.
    I’ve actually done that; some asshat in a huge fucking SUV parked so close to my car once – in the middle of a snow storm while I was Christmas shopping and therefore not in a good mood anyway – that I could not get in my driver side door. I had to get in on the passenger side and climb over that thingy that separates the two front seats to get behind the wheel. So I rolled down my window and scratched “ASSHOLE” in large capital letters on the side of their car, before driving away as fast as I could.
    Petty? Yeah. But don’t fuck with me while I’m Christmas shopping in the middle of a damn snow storm.

  14. Jan

    Count me in as one of the folks who would have keyed he car as she drove away.
    I’ve actually done that; some asshat in a huge fucking SUV parked so close to my car once – in the middle of a snow storm while I was Christmas shopping and therefore not in a good mood anyway – that I could not get in my driver side door. I had to get in on the passenger side and climb over that thingy that separates the two front seats to get behind the wheel. So I rolled down my window and scratched “ASSHOLE” in large capital letters on the side of their car, before driving away as fast as I could.
    Petty? Yeah. But don’t fuck with me while I’m Christmas shopping in the middle of a damn snow storm.

  15. Jan

    Count me in as one of the folks who would have keyed he car as she drove away.
    I’ve actually done that; some asshat in a huge fucking SUV parked so close to my car once – in the middle of a snow storm while I was Christmas shopping and therefore not in a good mood anyway – that I could not get in my driver side door. I had to get in on the passenger side and climb over that thingy that separates the two front seats to get behind the wheel. So I rolled down my window and scratched “ASSHOLE” in large capital letters on the side of their car, before driving away as fast as I could.
    Petty? Yeah. But don’t fuck with me while I’m Christmas shopping in the middle of a damn snow storm.

  16. Erin

    this post cracked me up.
    having just been in oc a week ago i had a little taste of the old days 🙂
    i too, would have selected a few chosen words. actually i would have been laying of her car horn…lol.

  17. Erin

    this post cracked me up.
    having just been in oc a week ago i had a little taste of the old days 🙂
    i too, would have selected a few chosen words. actually i would have been laying of her car horn…lol.

  18. Erin

    this post cracked me up.
    having just been in oc a week ago i had a little taste of the old days 🙂
    i too, would have selected a few chosen words. actually i would have been laying of her car horn…lol.

  19. Kelly

    You’ve got amazing restraint. I would not have been nearly as calm. Maybe your calmness comes from having to deal with it so often. What a bitch!

  20. Kelly

    You’ve got amazing restraint. I would not have been nearly as calm. Maybe your calmness comes from having to deal with it so often. What a bitch!

  21. Kelly

    You’ve got amazing restraint. I would not have been nearly as calm. Maybe your calmness comes from having to deal with it so often. What a bitch!

  22. Christine

    Ugh. Sounds a lot like the woman that I had to deal with when the whole gasoline-pocolypse hit the South right before the hurricane last fall. Apparently driving a Jaguar (which there are hardly any of those where I live) gave her the right to cut in line, be a bitch about the whole thing, almost hit MY car trying to align herself with the gas pump, and then give me a sarcastic sweet smile and wave while she flipped me off as she was driving away.
    Oh, wait. It was ME who flipped HER off.
    Bitch.
    Oh, and yeah…that was amazingly calm to stand there and watch her hit your car. I would have flipped out.

  23. Christine

    Ugh. Sounds a lot like the woman that I had to deal with when the whole gasoline-pocolypse hit the South right before the hurricane last fall. Apparently driving a Jaguar (which there are hardly any of those where I live) gave her the right to cut in line, be a bitch about the whole thing, almost hit MY car trying to align herself with the gas pump, and then give me a sarcastic sweet smile and wave while she flipped me off as she was driving away.
    Oh, wait. It was ME who flipped HER off.
    Bitch.
    Oh, and yeah…that was amazingly calm to stand there and watch her hit your car. I would have flipped out.

  24. Christine

    Ugh. Sounds a lot like the woman that I had to deal with when the whole gasoline-pocolypse hit the South right before the hurricane last fall. Apparently driving a Jaguar (which there are hardly any of those where I live) gave her the right to cut in line, be a bitch about the whole thing, almost hit MY car trying to align herself with the gas pump, and then give me a sarcastic sweet smile and wave while she flipped me off as she was driving away.
    Oh, wait. It was ME who flipped HER off.
    Bitch.
    Oh, and yeah…that was amazingly calm to stand there and watch her hit your car. I would have flipped out.

  25. Lisa

    I wouldn’t mess with you! Women who wear flip flops can be vicious. I know, I wear flip flops!

  26. Lisa

    I wouldn’t mess with you! Women who wear flip flops can be vicious. I know, I wear flip flops!

  27. Lisa

    I wouldn’t mess with you! Women who wear flip flops can be vicious. I know, I wear flip flops!

  28. Susie

    I think you’re talking about my neighbor. Seriously.

  29. Susie

    I think you’re talking about my neighbor. Seriously.

  30. Susie

    I think you’re talking about my neighbor. Seriously.

  31. Kirsten Wright

    Pleaaaase tell me her license plate said “im so oc”…She sounds just like the woman I saw driving the other day!

  32. Kirsten Wright

    Pleaaaase tell me her license plate said “im so oc”…She sounds just like the woman I saw driving the other day!

  33. Kirsten Wright

    Pleaaaase tell me her license plate said “im so oc”…She sounds just like the woman I saw driving the other day!

  34. Elaina

    Black leather shorts and Ughs? Ewww. Money definitely does not buy class.

  35. Elaina

    Black leather shorts and Ughs? Ewww. Money definitely does not buy class.

  36. Elaina

    Black leather shorts and Ughs? Ewww. Money definitely does not buy class.

  37. Croneandbearit

    They don’t call them Uggs for nothing. I think you showed remarkable restraint when I would have beaten her to a bloody pulp with one of my flip flops. The good news is one day soon her silicone will leak and she’ll burst a tit somewhere. You on the other hand shal remain your gorgeous normal self. Gawd I’m glad I live in Ohio – people in Ohio think liposuction is the machine Roto Rooter uses when the sewer backs up…

  38. Croneandbearit

    They don’t call them Uggs for nothing. I think you showed remarkable restraint when I would have beaten her to a bloody pulp with one of my flip flops. The good news is one day soon her silicone will leak and she’ll burst a tit somewhere. You on the other hand shal remain your gorgeous normal self. Gawd I’m glad I live in Ohio – people in Ohio think liposuction is the machine Roto Rooter uses when the sewer backs up…

  39. Croneandbearit

    They don’t call them Uggs for nothing. I think you showed remarkable restraint when I would have beaten her to a bloody pulp with one of my flip flops. The good news is one day soon her silicone will leak and she’ll burst a tit somewhere. You on the other hand shal remain your gorgeous normal self. Gawd I’m glad I live in Ohio – people in Ohio think liposuction is the machine Roto Rooter uses when the sewer backs up…

  40. vodkamom

    i love how you kicked her ass- all the while sporting your clever flip-flops.
    oh yeah.

  41. vodkamom

    i love how you kicked her ass- all the while sporting your clever flip-flops.
    oh yeah.

  42. vodkamom

    i love how you kicked her ass- all the while sporting your clever flip-flops.
    oh yeah.

  43. Kristan

    WOW. I’m SO glad you took her down a peg.
    (Although I have to say, I find it… ironic? when you mention people’s fake boobs now. The situations are different, but still it’s kinda funny. :P)

  44. Kristan

    WOW. I’m SO glad you took her down a peg.
    (Although I have to say, I find it… ironic? when you mention people’s fake boobs now. The situations are different, but still it’s kinda funny. :P)

  45. Kristan

    WOW. I’m SO glad you took her down a peg.
    (Although I have to say, I find it… ironic? when you mention people’s fake boobs now. The situations are different, but still it’s kinda funny. :P)

  46. Kristan

    To clarify: I find it ironic/funny because TFAH is like the boob expert now! Don’t try anything, because she’s very attuned to your breasts. 😉

  47. Kristan

    To clarify: I find it ironic/funny because TFAH is like the boob expert now! Don’t try anything, because she’s very attuned to your breasts. 😉

  48. Kristan

    To clarify: I find it ironic/funny because TFAH is like the boob expert now! Don’t try anything, because she’s very attuned to your breasts. 😉

  49. Pseudo

    I’m furious on your behalf. And. Karmic wise, I don’t get why asshats like this have money in the first place.
    If she is there next time, take a photo of her and put it up so we can all make fun of her.

  50. Pseudo

    I’m furious on your behalf. And. Karmic wise, I don’t get why asshats like this have money in the first place.
    If she is there next time, take a photo of her and put it up so we can all make fun of her.

  51. Pseudo

    I’m furious on your behalf. And. Karmic wise, I don’t get why asshats like this have money in the first place.
    If she is there next time, take a photo of her and put it up so we can all make fun of her.

  52. mariposa

    I wear flip flops too, sistah.
    Kudos for standing up and saying something to her. I would not have been so bold and admire those who can say what I am thinking.
    That car…damn, that is a car. I’ll stick that on my when-I-hit-the-lotto list.

  53. mariposa

    I wear flip flops too, sistah.
    Kudos for standing up and saying something to her. I would not have been so bold and admire those who can say what I am thinking.
    That car…damn, that is a car. I’ll stick that on my when-I-hit-the-lotto list.

  54. mariposa

    I wear flip flops too, sistah.
    Kudos for standing up and saying something to her. I would not have been so bold and admire those who can say what I am thinking.
    That car…damn, that is a car. I’ll stick that on my when-I-hit-the-lotto list.

  55. Kaza

    You? Are AWESOME. Srsly, you are my hero for actually saying that. Nice job!

  56. Kaza

    You? Are AWESOME. Srsly, you are my hero for actually saying that. Nice job!

  57. Kaza

    You? Are AWESOME. Srsly, you are my hero for actually saying that. Nice job!

  58. Fragrant Liar

    I think I might have walked right up to her sorry fake bitch ugg-ass and slapped her plastic surgeried face right between my flipflops. A dumbshit in an expensive car is still a dumbshit. Of course, if I’d knocked her out, I’d have done the right thing and called the EMTs before I keyed her ride and left. Cuz I’m nice like that.

  59. Fragrant Liar

    I think I might have walked right up to her sorry fake bitch ugg-ass and slapped her plastic surgeried face right between my flipflops. A dumbshit in an expensive car is still a dumbshit. Of course, if I’d knocked her out, I’d have done the right thing and called the EMTs before I keyed her ride and left. Cuz I’m nice like that.

  60. Fragrant Liar

    I think I might have walked right up to her sorry fake bitch ugg-ass and slapped her plastic surgeried face right between my flipflops. A dumbshit in an expensive car is still a dumbshit. Of course, if I’d knocked her out, I’d have done the right thing and called the EMTs before I keyed her ride and left. Cuz I’m nice like that.

  61. Fragrant Liar

    Oh yes! What Pseudo said. Go back and take a picture of her and then give her your blog biz card so she can see us make fun of her. Yeah, I’m all about being tacky today. But I wouldn’t feel guilty. Nope.

  62. Fragrant Liar

    Oh yes! What Pseudo said. Go back and take a picture of her and then give her your blog biz card so she can see us make fun of her. Yeah, I’m all about being tacky today. But I wouldn’t feel guilty. Nope.

  63. Fragrant Liar

    Oh yes! What Pseudo said. Go back and take a picture of her and then give her your blog biz card so she can see us make fun of her. Yeah, I’m all about being tacky today. But I wouldn’t feel guilty. Nope.

  64. Elisa

    It is beyond me how someone can be that much of a bitch. Unfortunately people like that are as clueless about decent human behavior as they are about decent clothing choices.

  65. Elisa

    It is beyond me how someone can be that much of a bitch. Unfortunately people like that are as clueless about decent human behavior as they are about decent clothing choices.

  66. Elisa

    It is beyond me how someone can be that much of a bitch. Unfortunately people like that are as clueless about decent human behavior as they are about decent clothing choices.

  67. ToriDuck

    I have permanent flipflop lines…made from the time I don’t spend painting on a butt!
    Flops Rule~

  68. ToriDuck

    I have permanent flipflop lines…made from the time I don’t spend painting on a butt!
    Flops Rule~

  69. ToriDuck

    I have permanent flipflop lines…made from the time I don’t spend painting on a butt!
    Flops Rule~

  70. Lori

    I am floored that this women was such a bitch when she is the one that not only blocked you in but dented your car. I can’t imagine living around such bitchyness all the time. Just reading this, I wanted to pop her one. If I lived there, I’d be wanting to slap people all the time…lol.

  71. Lori

    I am floored that this women was such a bitch when she is the one that not only blocked you in but dented your car. I can’t imagine living around such bitchyness all the time. Just reading this, I wanted to pop her one. If I lived there, I’d be wanting to slap people all the time…lol.

  72. Lori

    I am floored that this women was such a bitch when she is the one that not only blocked you in but dented your car. I can’t imagine living around such bitchyness all the time. Just reading this, I wanted to pop her one. If I lived there, I’d be wanting to slap people all the time…lol.

  73. lo

    did she seriously have lambo doors on her sl???? bc that’s just ridiculous. my husband actually owns a black sl500…. and when i drive it, i get SUCH bad remarks and comments. one time a woman literally tried to fight me (er, are we 15?) in the parking lot of my local grocery store, and kept screaming, ‘who’d you have to fuck to get that? you’re just a whore with a nice car.’
    …yeah. it’s not just money town. it’s suburbs of illinois too. luxury cars just bring out the worst in people sometimes!!! my husband and i work really hard and we just like nice, fast cars. i don’t think that means i have to apologize, you know?
    this woman, tho, yikes. can’t believe she HIT your car. iw ould’ve FLIPPED!!! but then again… i’m a car freak 😉

  74. lo

    did she seriously have lambo doors on her sl???? bc that’s just ridiculous. my husband actually owns a black sl500…. and when i drive it, i get SUCH bad remarks and comments. one time a woman literally tried to fight me (er, are we 15?) in the parking lot of my local grocery store, and kept screaming, ‘who’d you have to fuck to get that? you’re just a whore with a nice car.’
    …yeah. it’s not just money town. it’s suburbs of illinois too. luxury cars just bring out the worst in people sometimes!!! my husband and i work really hard and we just like nice, fast cars. i don’t think that means i have to apologize, you know?
    this woman, tho, yikes. can’t believe she HIT your car. iw ould’ve FLIPPED!!! but then again… i’m a car freak 😉

  75. lo

    did she seriously have lambo doors on her sl???? bc that’s just ridiculous. my husband actually owns a black sl500…. and when i drive it, i get SUCH bad remarks and comments. one time a woman literally tried to fight me (er, are we 15?) in the parking lot of my local grocery store, and kept screaming, ‘who’d you have to fuck to get that? you’re just a whore with a nice car.’
    …yeah. it’s not just money town. it’s suburbs of illinois too. luxury cars just bring out the worst in people sometimes!!! my husband and i work really hard and we just like nice, fast cars. i don’t think that means i have to apologize, you know?
    this woman, tho, yikes. can’t believe she HIT your car. iw ould’ve FLIPPED!!! but then again… i’m a car freak 😉

  76. jennster

    what a fucking C word! i would have flipped the fuck out. what is with people?!?!?!

  77. jennster

    what a fucking C word! i would have flipped the fuck out. what is with people?!?!?!

  78. jennster

    what a fucking C word! i would have flipped the fuck out. what is with people?!?!?!

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