Turgid Nipples

I'm in Chicago today.  I have my laptop with me, but I knew I might not have time to write during my first 24 hours in town.  I pre-wrote today's post for you for that very reason.  I'll have a Chicago update for you on Monday for sure.

I have a friend named Jane Devin.  Jane and I have been communicating back and forth about our love for the phrase turgid nipples.  It started as a joke and it progressed when I used the phrase in a post a few days ago.  Somehow it morphed into the decision we should invent a new cocktail.  

I'd like to take credit for the creation of the Turgid Nipple cocktail, but in truth Jane came up with the recipe.  The only thing I contributed was my love of limes.

Here's the recipe:

1 small can limeade (lemonade if you don't like lime)
4 oz. pomegranate vodka
1 tbsp maraschino cherry syrup (or to taste)
lime (or lemon) for garnish
paper umbrella optional

** Mix first three ingredients in a blender.  
** Pour into tall glasses and garnish
** Get a little chilly and tipsy
** Turgid Nipples will result

Enjoy!

© Twenty Four At Heart

24 Responses to “Turgid Nipples”

  1. Jason

    Now this looks like a cocktail I must try.
    Once a friend of mine and I invented a new drink called a grandma’s tw*t. How’s that for an appealing name?

  2. Jason

    Now this looks like a cocktail I must try.
    Once a friend of mine and I invented a new drink called a grandma’s tw*t. How’s that for an appealing name?

  3. Jason

    Now this looks like a cocktail I must try.
    Once a friend of mine and I invented a new drink called a grandma’s tw*t. How’s that for an appealing name?

  4. emmysuh

    Mmm. Sounds delicious. I would like to try your turgid nipples. HAHA I WENT THERE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  5. emmysuh

    Mmm. Sounds delicious. I would like to try your turgid nipples. HAHA I WENT THERE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  6. emmysuh

    Mmm. Sounds delicious. I would like to try your turgid nipples. HAHA I WENT THERE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  7. Jane

    My nipples are turgid just thinking about pulling out the blender….again. :-)

  8. Jane

    My nipples are turgid just thinking about pulling out the blender….again. :-)

  9. Jane

    My nipples are turgid just thinking about pulling out the blender….again. :-)

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