I'm in Chicago today. I have my laptop with me, but I knew I might not have time to write during my first 24 hours in town. I pre-wrote today's post for you for that very reason. I'll have a Chicago update for you on Monday for sure.
I have a friend named Jane Devin. Jane and I have been communicating back and forth about our love for the phrase turgid nipples. It started as a joke and it progressed when I used the phrase in a post a few days ago. Somehow it morphed into the decision we should invent a new cocktail.
I'd like to take credit for the creation of the Turgid Nipple cocktail, but in truth Jane came up with the recipe. The only thing I contributed was my love of limes.
Here's the recipe:
1 small can limeade (lemonade if you don't like lime)