I'm on my way to North Carolina today. I actually left at about 4 a.m. Pacific time this morning. Ugh!
You have no idea how tired I am. I'm also very behind on my email, etc. and I apologize for that. This will hopefully be my last trip for awhile. I hope to get caught up soon.
The purpose of this trip is to move my son to college for his freshman year. (Yes, I'm sobbing!)
Yesterday I was at the taping of two Dr. Phil episodes. I will tell you all about my experiences there as soon as I can.
Since I'm traveling, I thought I'd share two poems with you today. One of my male friends sent them to me awhile back. I've been saving them for a travel day when I knew I'd be too busy to write.
Also – remember you can still join me on Friday afternoon/evening in Charlotte if you live in the vicinity. I'll be at Roosters restaurant for Happy Hour beginning around 4:30 in the afternoon. I will be in very casual attire – probably jeans and flip flops.
Do they wear flip flops in North Carolina? : )
I'm getting really excited to meet some of my Carolina friends. (Both South Carolina and North Carolina friends are going to be there!)
A Woman's Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call,
Not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to, "How big is my behind?"
I pray this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
A Man's Poem
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs,
Who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
© Twenty Four At Heart