My Nightmare/Your Dream – Giveaway!

** On Sunday evening, I am going to be interviewed on Tangible.TV at 8 p.m. PST (11 pm EST).  I don't really know what to expect, but I imagine I'll make a fool of myself.  I tend to do that without even trying.  Tangible.TV is something you can tune into via your computer.  If you're interested in witnessing me make a fool of myself please log onto http://Tangible.TV on Sunday evening. You can even join in on the discussion and/or ask questions via their chat room if you feel like it. **

The Torturer is beating the hell out of me again and it's to your benefit.

"How is that Twenty Four?" you ask.

When he sends me over the edge into Pain Pill Land, it makes it very difficult to write a coherent post.

Do I ever write a coherent post?

Yes, I am typing on drugs again, why do you ask?

That's the whole point of this.  

(Is there a point?)

Wait – I don't think I'm making sense.  Let me try again.

I had this nightmare where The Torturer was standing over me yelling, "I will NOT let you become a victim.  That will NOT happen to you!"

And then he bent my bum arm over my head and behind my body and OMG – it fell off!  It literally landed on the floor and I think maybe my own hand waved at me.  I was kind of bummed because I just had my nails done and what a waste of a perfectly good manicure.

I don't know what happened to my arm.  I think the janitor disposed of it.  In a way … good riddance!  It's been such a pain in the ass to haul an inoperable arm around with me for three years.  On the other hand … wait … what other hand?  

Only part of my story is fictional.  It might surprise you which part.

I think I'm not making sense.  

Did you know I took drugs way stronger than Vicodin before writing this?

There is a point to this post.  I think.  At least, there was supposed to be.

I can't write worth shit while drugged up (have you ever noticed?) so I'm going to give away something today.

Remember these cool shirts I was having made up?

Wm-front

They arrived at 5 p.m. yesterday.  Thank Gawd because otherwise what would I write about today while on drugs?

Just say no!

I said … yes!

Here's the deal.  

The shirts are very comfortable and soft.  I love a good, soft, t-shirt!  They have a snug fit and run a little small.  I have just a few in sizes M, L, and XL available.  You might need a size bigger than whatever size you usually wear.  I will only be giving one shirt away this time, but I will have more available when I'm able to think straight in the future.  

If you are a man, this cute t-shirt would be a great gift for a female in your life.  Or you could wear it yourself and show off your moobs and man-cleavage.  Whatever makes you happy makes me happy.

Comments will be open until 9 p.m. PST this Sunday.  (Or whenever I'm done being interviewed if I'm still being interviewed at 9.)  Each comment you leave counts as one entry.  You may leave as many comments and get as many entries as you'd like.  I will use a Random Number Integer picker-thingy to select the winner.  I don't cheat, by the way.  Some of you have tried to bribe me before and it doesn't work.  I'm an ethical giveaway-er.

Maybe if it was a really, really, extravagant bribe?

I'm kidding.  Really ….

What type of comment should you leave?  You can leave any comment you'd like.  If you can't think of a thing on your own … I wouldn't mind a few suggestions of topics you'd like to hear me talk about during my interview Sunday evening.

Good luck!

Whew!  I did it – I think I made sense for an entire drugged up post!  Yay me!

© Twenty Four At Heart  

114 Responses to “My Nightmare/Your Dream – Giveaway!”

  1. Mad Woman

    But is it open to people worldwide? Like if I win, will you mail the tshirt (and yourself if you like) all the way to NZ? Cos I’d LOVE a tshirt with 24@heart on it.

  2. Mad Woman

    But is it open to people worldwide? Like if I win, will you mail the tshirt (and yourself if you like) all the way to NZ? Cos I’d LOVE a tshirt with 24@heart on it.

  3. Mad Woman

    But is it open to people worldwide? Like if I win, will you mail the tshirt (and yourself if you like) all the way to NZ? Cos I’d LOVE a tshirt with 24@heart on it.

  4. Deidre

    Sounds ouchy! As someone who gets loopy off of Coke (the soda), I can’t imagine what heavier things do to a person.

  5. Deidre

    Sounds ouchy! As someone who gets loopy off of Coke (the soda), I can’t imagine what heavier things do to a person.

  6. Deidre

    Sounds ouchy! As someone who gets loopy off of Coke (the soda), I can’t imagine what heavier things do to a person.

  7. Jan

    I’m not a bit surprised you were a little relieved when your arm fell off in the dream.
    Give the Torturer a smack in the head from me, for hurting you. Even if it *is* for your own good.

  8. Jan

    I’m not a bit surprised you were a little relieved when your arm fell off in the dream.
    Give the Torturer a smack in the head from me, for hurting you. Even if it *is* for your own good.

  9. Jan

    I’m not a bit surprised you were a little relieved when your arm fell off in the dream.
    Give the Torturer a smack in the head from me, for hurting you. Even if it *is* for your own good.

  10. di

    I’d have picked up that arm off the floor and smacked the Torturer with it. Now that you’ve told us your dream do tell…. what was the nightmare? Hee hee.
    Di
    Size XL on the shirt purdy pleaze

  11. di

    I’d have picked up that arm off the floor and smacked the Torturer with it. Now that you’ve told us your dream do tell…. what was the nightmare? Hee hee.
    Di
    Size XL on the shirt purdy pleaze

  12. di

    I’d have picked up that arm off the floor and smacked the Torturer with it. Now that you’ve told us your dream do tell…. what was the nightmare? Hee hee.
    Di
    Size XL on the shirt purdy pleaze

  13. LPC

    Good luck in your interview. Maybe I will set an alarm to remember to watch, since otherwise my aging brain is sure to let this information through like grains of rice through a colander…

  14. LPC

    Good luck in your interview. Maybe I will set an alarm to remember to watch, since otherwise my aging brain is sure to let this information through like grains of rice through a colander…

  15. LPC

    Good luck in your interview. Maybe I will set an alarm to remember to watch, since otherwise my aging brain is sure to let this information through like grains of rice through a colander…

  16. Maureen@IslandRoar

    I’m so sorry you’re being tortured again. I’ve had to take strong meds on occasion for migraines and I know that drugged-up feeling.
    I would love to be included in the giveaway, M or L!

  17. Maureen@IslandRoar

    I’m so sorry you’re being tortured again. I’ve had to take strong meds on occasion for migraines and I know that drugged-up feeling.
    I would love to be included in the giveaway, M or L!

  18. Maureen@IslandRoar

    I’m so sorry you’re being tortured again. I’ve had to take strong meds on occasion for migraines and I know that drugged-up feeling.
    I would love to be included in the giveaway, M or L!

  19. Kelly

    Sheesh The Torturer really ought to keep that arm attached – how else is he going to torture you? Pick me, pick me! I want a tee shirt! me, me me!! : )

  20. Kelly

    Sheesh The Torturer really ought to keep that arm attached – how else is he going to torture you? Pick me, pick me! I want a tee shirt! me, me me!! : )

  21. Kelly

    Sheesh The Torturer really ought to keep that arm attached – how else is he going to torture you? Pick me, pick me! I want a tee shirt! me, me me!! : )

  22. cute~ella

    The fictional part is when you said The Torturer said he wouldn’t let you be the victim isn’t it? I can totally see your arm falling off and waving at you!

  23. cute~ella

    The fictional part is when you said The Torturer said he wouldn’t let you be the victim isn’t it? I can totally see your arm falling off and waving at you!

  24. cute~ella

    The fictional part is when you said The Torturer said he wouldn’t let you be the victim isn’t it? I can totally see your arm falling off and waving at you!

  25. Kate

    I think you should talk about your boobs. Ya know, kind of something new and different. LOL

  26. Kate

    I think you should talk about your boobs. Ya know, kind of something new and different. LOL

  27. Kate

    I think you should talk about your boobs. Ya know, kind of something new and different. LOL

  28. Lo

    okay- that dream? CREEPY. like, major creeper land. also? last night i had a dream about you!! i dreamt that my husband and i took a trip to cali and then drove around your neighborhood until i randomly found your house (no i don’t know what it looks like, but in my dream? nice digs) and your dog was outside so i was all OF COURSE THIS IS IT and then you didn’t look like you, but were still blonde, and then you had to leave and wanted me to house sit. and then the dream went downhill from there bc i lost the keys to the front door but then you had this mega security setup and it wanted to kill me bc it didn’t recognize my fingerprints….
    and no, i am NOT drugged while typing this comment. unbelievable, right?? imagine me with a few drinks- phew!
    anyway, this will not be my last comment. i want that damn size medium!!!

  29. Lo

    okay- that dream? CREEPY. like, major creeper land. also? last night i had a dream about you!! i dreamt that my husband and i took a trip to cali and then drove around your neighborhood until i randomly found your house (no i don’t know what it looks like, but in my dream? nice digs) and your dog was outside so i was all OF COURSE THIS IS IT and then you didn’t look like you, but were still blonde, and then you had to leave and wanted me to house sit. and then the dream went downhill from there bc i lost the keys to the front door but then you had this mega security setup and it wanted to kill me bc it didn’t recognize my fingerprints….
    and no, i am NOT drugged while typing this comment. unbelievable, right?? imagine me with a few drinks- phew!
    anyway, this will not be my last comment. i want that damn size medium!!!

  30. Lo

    okay- that dream? CREEPY. like, major creeper land. also? last night i had a dream about you!! i dreamt that my husband and i took a trip to cali and then drove around your neighborhood until i randomly found your house (no i don’t know what it looks like, but in my dream? nice digs) and your dog was outside so i was all OF COURSE THIS IS IT and then you didn’t look like you, but were still blonde, and then you had to leave and wanted me to house sit. and then the dream went downhill from there bc i lost the keys to the front door but then you had this mega security setup and it wanted to kill me bc it didn’t recognize my fingerprints….
    and no, i am NOT drugged while typing this comment. unbelievable, right?? imagine me with a few drinks- phew!
    anyway, this will not be my last comment. i want that damn size medium!!!

  31. Kay

    Reading your blog each day makes me smile and sometimes laugh uncontrollably!!! Is that spelled right? Oh well! Hope I win and good luck Sunday night.

  32. Kay

    Reading your blog each day makes me smile and sometimes laugh uncontrollably!!! Is that spelled right? Oh well! Hope I win and good luck Sunday night.

  33. Kay

    Reading your blog each day makes me smile and sometimes laugh uncontrollably!!! Is that spelled right? Oh well! Hope I win and good luck Sunday night.

  34. missy

    Good luck Sunday night. You’ll knock ’em dead. Size L. Hehehe…

  35. missy

    Good luck Sunday night. You’ll knock ’em dead. Size L. Hehehe…

  36. missy

    Good luck Sunday night. You’ll knock ’em dead. Size L. Hehehe…

  37. Sandra

    Such a cute shirt. I can’t resist posting a comment. Luv when you’re drugged. Hate you need to be drugged.

  38. Sandra

    Such a cute shirt. I can’t resist posting a comment. Luv when you’re drugged. Hate you need to be drugged.

  39. Sandra

    Such a cute shirt. I can’t resist posting a comment. Luv when you’re drugged. Hate you need to be drugged.

  40. Sandra

    When I had my top orthodontic braces put on at the age of 38, I seriously needed something strong to control the pain and vicadin didn’t even work. I was about to request a morphine drip. Thank goodness the booze kicked in.

  41. Sandra

    When I had my top orthodontic braces put on at the age of 38, I seriously needed something strong to control the pain and vicadin didn’t even work. I was about to request a morphine drip. Thank goodness the booze kicked in.

  42. Sandra

    When I had my top orthodontic braces put on at the age of 38, I seriously needed something strong to control the pain and vicadin didn’t even work. I was about to request a morphine drip. Thank goodness the booze kicked in.

  43. Suzy Voices

    OK, so what part of the story WAS fictional? Did your arm really fall off? 😉
    And do you have any more of those way-stronger-than-Vicodin drugs that you can share?

  44. Suzy Voices

    OK, so what part of the story WAS fictional? Did your arm really fall off? 😉
    And do you have any more of those way-stronger-than-Vicodin drugs that you can share?

  45. Suzy Voices

    OK, so what part of the story WAS fictional? Did your arm really fall off? 😉
    And do you have any more of those way-stronger-than-Vicodin drugs that you can share?

  46. Laura

    I don’t care if I win the shirt or not, although would love to have it, but just wanted to say that you are an awesome person, and I so know how it feels to have an arm that is not usable, but not as long as you have. You strength is amazing.

  47. Laura

    I don’t care if I win the shirt or not, although would love to have it, but just wanted to say that you are an awesome person, and I so know how it feels to have an arm that is not usable, but not as long as you have. You strength is amazing.

  48. Laura

    I don’t care if I win the shirt or not, although would love to have it, but just wanted to say that you are an awesome person, and I so know how it feels to have an arm that is not usable, but not as long as you have. You strength is amazing.

  49. Kari-Mel

    I have your arm! It fell into one of my drug induced dreams and I think I beat up my hubs with it – eek! I know what you mean about needing to be drug induced! But boy the shit in my medicine cabinet would make an addict go wild! HA!

  50. Kari-Mel

    I have your arm! It fell into one of my drug induced dreams and I think I beat up my hubs with it – eek! I know what you mean about needing to be drug induced! But boy the shit in my medicine cabinet would make an addict go wild! HA!

  51. Kari-Mel

    I have your arm! It fell into one of my drug induced dreams and I think I beat up my hubs with it – eek! I know what you mean about needing to be drug induced! But boy the shit in my medicine cabinet would make an addict go wild! HA!

  52. Helena

    First of all I’d love to see you being interviewed on that tv-show but I’ve been roughly calculating the time and it’s going to be airing at 4am’ish or so UK time. I’ll most likely be having my beauty sleep then. Shame!!
    Stronger than Vicodin did you say? Have you tried Pethidine? It’s lovely! I know it sounds awful but I’m glad it’s not available in the supermarket because I’d have it like a bottle of wine on a Friday eve (and yes, it’s Friday eve as we speak).
    I’d looooove to win one of your t-shirts! I know you don’t take bribes but being a positive soul I’ll give you my t-shirt size straight away… L.
    Have a lovely weekend!

  53. Helena

    First of all I’d love to see you being interviewed on that tv-show but I’ve been roughly calculating the time and it’s going to be airing at 4am’ish or so UK time. I’ll most likely be having my beauty sleep then. Shame!!
    Stronger than Vicodin did you say? Have you tried Pethidine? It’s lovely! I know it sounds awful but I’m glad it’s not available in the supermarket because I’d have it like a bottle of wine on a Friday eve (and yes, it’s Friday eve as we speak).
    I’d looooove to win one of your t-shirts! I know you don’t take bribes but being a positive soul I’ll give you my t-shirt size straight away… L.
    Have a lovely weekend!

  54. Helena

    First of all I’d love to see you being interviewed on that tv-show but I’ve been roughly calculating the time and it’s going to be airing at 4am’ish or so UK time. I’ll most likely be having my beauty sleep then. Shame!!
    Stronger than Vicodin did you say? Have you tried Pethidine? It’s lovely! I know it sounds awful but I’m glad it’s not available in the supermarket because I’d have it like a bottle of wine on a Friday eve (and yes, it’s Friday eve as we speak).
    I’d looooove to win one of your t-shirts! I know you don’t take bribes but being a positive soul I’ll give you my t-shirt size straight away… L.
    Have a lovely weekend!

  55. Mad Woman

    So which part of the post were you shitting us about? The bit about being on drugs? Cos I love when you’re all drugged up. You’re even more hilarious than usual. It’s quite comical.

  56. Mad Woman

    So which part of the post were you shitting us about? The bit about being on drugs? Cos I love when you’re all drugged up. You’re even more hilarious than usual. It’s quite comical.

  57. Mad Woman

    So which part of the post were you shitting us about? The bit about being on drugs? Cos I love when you’re all drugged up. You’re even more hilarious than usual. It’s quite comical.

  58. Mad Woman

    By the way..any chance of some nifty narcotics with the tee?
    Alright, keep them…you clearly need them for more appointments with The Torturer.

  59. Mad Woman

    By the way..any chance of some nifty narcotics with the tee?
    Alright, keep them…you clearly need them for more appointments with The Torturer.

  60. Mad Woman

    By the way..any chance of some nifty narcotics with the tee?
    Alright, keep them…you clearly need them for more appointments with The Torturer.

  61. Mad Woman

    You give that man way too much power with the whole capitalization of his name. I think we should rename him. And put him in one of your tees and set him on the moaning minnie who always sounds like she’s having an orgasm.

  62. Mad Woman

    You give that man way too much power with the whole capitalization of his name. I think we should rename him. And put him in one of your tees and set him on the moaning minnie who always sounds like she’s having an orgasm.

  63. Mad Woman

    You give that man way too much power with the whole capitalization of his name. I think we should rename him. And put him in one of your tees and set him on the moaning minnie who always sounds like she’s having an orgasm.

  64. Kathy

    t-shirt is adorable! Dream, weird and I’m sure you’ll do great in the interview. Just talk about nipples. That’ll get them hooked! LOL

  65. Kathy

    t-shirt is adorable! Dream, weird and I’m sure you’ll do great in the interview. Just talk about nipples. That’ll get them hooked! LOL

  66. Kathy

    t-shirt is adorable! Dream, weird and I’m sure you’ll do great in the interview. Just talk about nipples. That’ll get them hooked! LOL

  67. Fragrant Liar

    What interview?
    HAHAHAHAHA. Puh-leeeeeze send me a t-shirt! Size M, please.
    I once tried to stay up and write on a message board AFTER I had taken an Ambien. I just can’t even tell you . . . It was bad. At least you’re sort of coherent.

  68. Fragrant Liar

    What interview?
    HAHAHAHAHA. Puh-leeeeeze send me a t-shirt! Size M, please.
    I once tried to stay up and write on a message board AFTER I had taken an Ambien. I just can’t even tell you . . . It was bad. At least you’re sort of coherent.

  69. Fragrant Liar

    What interview?
    HAHAHAHAHA. Puh-leeeeeze send me a t-shirt! Size M, please.
    I once tried to stay up and write on a message board AFTER I had taken an Ambien. I just can’t even tell you . . . It was bad. At least you’re sort of coherent.

  70. Jeanne

    You’re a very strong woman, it takes a lot of courage to go everyday with a pain problem (I know, I live it too)but you do with with a sense of reality and humor! I enjoy reading your blog and I would love to have your shirt for my 80 year old Mom, who is a kick and is really 24 at heart. Jeanne

  71. Jeanne

    You’re a very strong woman, it takes a lot of courage to go everyday with a pain problem (I know, I live it too)but you do with with a sense of reality and humor! I enjoy reading your blog and I would love to have your shirt for my 80 year old Mom, who is a kick and is really 24 at heart. Jeanne

  72. Jeanne

    You’re a very strong woman, it takes a lot of courage to go everyday with a pain problem (I know, I live it too)but you do with with a sense of reality and humor! I enjoy reading your blog and I would love to have your shirt for my 80 year old Mom, who is a kick and is really 24 at heart. Jeanne

  73. Tracy Davis

    Honestly, I think you have a crush on “THE TORTURER” he,he!! There.. that’s my comment.. now send me the cute shirt, hahahaha! 😛

  74. Tracy Davis

    Honestly, I think you have a crush on “THE TORTURER” he,he!! There.. that’s my comment.. now send me the cute shirt, hahahaha! 😛

  75. Tracy Davis

    Honestly, I think you have a crush on “THE TORTURER” he,he!! There.. that’s my comment.. now send me the cute shirt, hahahaha! 😛

  76. Jason

    I think my hairy chest would look hot with this v neck.
    And I am going to try my bestest to see your interview tonight! See? You are a big shot.

  77. Jason

    I think my hairy chest would look hot with this v neck.
    And I am going to try my bestest to see your interview tonight! See? You are a big shot.

  78. Jason

    I think my hairy chest would look hot with this v neck.
    And I am going to try my bestest to see your interview tonight! See? You are a big shot.

  79. Jane

    Okay, I’m going to try to tune into night even though I’m supposed to be on a date. That’s right, a date. With a real person. A real date, with a real person,not like the imaginary ones I usually have on the weekends.
    I also think that my hairy chest and heaving bosom would look hot in this t-shirt, even if it is white, which means I will spill coffee on it almost immediately.
    My date is already looking at me like WTF, so I guess I should resume appearing interested in her catalog of allergies.

  80. Jane

    Okay, I’m going to try to tune into night even though I’m supposed to be on a date. That’s right, a date. With a real person. A real date, with a real person,not like the imaginary ones I usually have on the weekends.
    I also think that my hairy chest and heaving bosom would look hot in this t-shirt, even if it is white, which means I will spill coffee on it almost immediately.
    My date is already looking at me like WTF, so I guess I should resume appearing interested in her catalog of allergies.

  81. Jane

    Okay, I’m going to try to tune into night even though I’m supposed to be on a date. That’s right, a date. With a real person. A real date, with a real person,not like the imaginary ones I usually have on the weekends.
    I also think that my hairy chest and heaving bosom would look hot in this t-shirt, even if it is white, which means I will spill coffee on it almost immediately.
    My date is already looking at me like WTF, so I guess I should resume appearing interested in her catalog of allergies.

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