** On Sunday evening, I am going to be interviewed on Tangible.TV at 8 p.m. PST (11 pm EST). I don't really know what to expect, but I imagine I'll make a fool of myself. I tend to do that without even trying. Tangible.TV is something you can tune into via your computer. If you're interested in witnessing me make a fool of myself please log onto http://Tangible.TV on Sunday evening. You can even join in on the discussion and/or ask questions via their chat room if you feel like it. **
The Torturer is beating the hell out of me again and it's to your benefit.
"How is that Twenty Four?" you ask.
When he sends me over the edge into Pain Pill Land, it makes it very difficult to write a coherent post.
Do I ever write a coherent post?
Yes, I am typing on drugs again, why do you ask?
That's the whole point of this.
(Is there a point?)
Wait – I don't think I'm making sense. Let me try again.
I had this nightmare where The Torturer was standing over me yelling, "I will NOT let you become a victim. That will NOT happen to you!"
And then he bent my bum arm over my head and behind my body and OMG – it fell off! It literally landed on the floor and I think maybe my own hand waved at me. I was kind of bummed because I just had my nails done and what a waste of a perfectly good manicure.
I don't know what happened to my arm. I think the janitor disposed of it. In a way … good riddance! It's been such a pain in the ass to haul an inoperable arm around with me for three years. On the other hand … wait … what other hand?
Only part of my story is fictional. It might surprise you which part.
I think I'm not making sense.
Did you know I took drugs way stronger than Vicodin before writing this?
There is a point to this post. I think. At least, there was supposed to be.
I can't write worth shit while drugged up (have you ever noticed?) so I'm going to give away something today.
Remember these cool shirts I was having made up?
They arrived at 5 p.m. yesterday. Thank Gawd because otherwise what would I write about today while on drugs?
Just say no!
I said … yes!
Here's the deal.
The shirts are very comfortable and soft. I love a good, soft, t-shirt! They have a snug fit and run a little small. I have just a few in sizes M, L, and XL available. You might need a size bigger than whatever size you usually wear. I will only be giving one shirt away this time, but I will have more available
when I'm able to think straight in the future.
If you are a man, this cute t-shirt would be a great gift for a female in your life. Or you could wear it yourself and show off your moobs and man-cleavage. Whatever makes you happy makes me happy.
Comments will be open until 9 p.m. PST this Sunday. (Or whenever I'm done being interviewed if I'm still being interviewed at 9.) Each comment you leave counts as one entry. You may leave as many comments and get as many entries as you'd like. I will use a Random Number Integer picker-thingy to select the winner. I don't cheat, by the way. Some of you have tried to bribe me before and it doesn't work. I'm an ethical giveaway-er.
Maybe if it was a really, really, extravagant bribe?
I'm kidding. Really ….
What type of comment should you leave? You can leave any comment you'd like. If you can't think of a thing on your own … I wouldn't mind a few suggestions of topics you'd like to hear me talk about during my interview Sunday evening.
Whew! I did it – I think I made sense for an entire drugged up post! Yay me!
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