A reader sent me an email asking me what the latest trends are in Money Town. I have to admit, a lot of time I don't really see my surroundings. I've become immune to the "bubble" I'm living in. Sometimes I have to be reminded to look around with a fresh set of eyes.
For instance, a lot of women around here have fake butts now. I saw a woman with a very obvious fake butt at PT just yesterday.
Do women where you live have fake butts?
The concept is strange to me, although I can see the allure of having a perfectly formed, uplifted, firm, round ass.
I see the allure because I don't have one. My ass is all squishy and quite pathetically old realistic instead.
Technically speaking, the surgery to give a Money Town woman the ass of her dreams is called Buttock Augmentation. Oh, pardon me – I've been informed there are Money Town men also getting fake asses.
Who knew? (I just thought Money Town men were asses.)
I'd be happy to offer up a few slices of my more than plentiful ass for the use of the Money Town folks.
I mean … no, they may not use me as a piece of ass ….
But yes, I'd be glad to slice off a piece of my ass for their use.
There's a difference – really!
Did you know a person can't sit for a minimum of 14 days after getting a new ass? And to insert The Ass Implant they slice you open …. in your butt crack so the scar is hidden.
Also … ????????
The possibilities for puns, and jokes, and questions, and what ifs, on this topic are endless. Or bottomless.
In addition, I can't go anywhere around here without running into EYEBROWS. Fake eyebrows which are either put on with "permanent make-up," or tattooed on. It's the new rage. I think fake eyebrows look terrible most of the time.
People seem to get tattooed eyebrows which are the wrong color for their hair and/or skin. They look clownish to me. Maybe there are some tattooed eyebrows which look nice and aren't noticeable in such a horrifying way. Unfortunately, Money Town seems to be overridden with horrific tattooed eyebrows.
Don't get me wrong, I know there's a real need for this procedure sometimes. People lose their eyebrows when they go through chemotherapy. Some people lose hair for other medical reasons too. Having a medical need is a completely different situation.
Also? I would think if someone got tattooed eyebrows for medical reasons they would be less likely to make them overly dark and dramatic and so, so … ghastly.
Why would you want someone to look at you and think, "Eyebrows!" right off the bat?
I first think "Eyebrows!" and I then think, "Too much time on her hands!"
Money Town women? It's not a good look. Really, it isn't. (Not even with that nice new ass you just bought.)
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