Viagra

Well, like many of you I'm absolutely swamped with "to-do's" right now.  I'm at PT in the mornings for my bum arm.  I have about an hour break and then I pick my son up from school and go back to PT so The Torturer can work on his ankle.  (He's now in an ankle brace and can limp walk without crutches.)  In other words, I'm living at PT – or so it feels.  I might just bring my toothbrush and stay there 24/7.

The Torturer loves me.  I'm sure of it.

In the meantime, family has arrived for the next several weeks and there's a lot to do at home.  Plus, of course, there's all of the holiday stuff going on.  (Parties and parties and maybe a few more parties!)

I explain this to you with the hope you'll better understand I'm utterly exhausted if I miss a post here and there over the next two weeks.  Also, it's important you understand why I'm cheating and not really writing anything at all today.  

Instead I'm sharing this with you:

Viagra
 

The label that comes with it says:

"If the light stays on for more than four hours, call your erectrician."

It made me smile – I thought you'd like it too!

© Twenty Four At Heart

57 Responses to “Viagra”

  1. mama llama

    THAT is one of the FUNNIEST things I have seen in a very, very long time!
    How I needed that laugh today! Thank you!!
    Be well, 24.

  2. mama llama

    THAT is one of the FUNNIEST things I have seen in a very, very long time!
    How I needed that laugh today! Thank you!!
    Be well, 24.

  3. mama llama

    THAT is one of the FUNNIEST things I have seen in a very, very long time!
    How I needed that laugh today! Thank you!!
    Be well, 24.

  4. Jan

    Okay, that made me bust out laughing.
    I’m exhausted too – insomnia on top of everything else – and am thinking of “cheating” and re-running some of my old posts before I gained all 12 of my readers.

  5. Jan

    Okay, that made me bust out laughing.
    I’m exhausted too – insomnia on top of everything else – and am thinking of “cheating” and re-running some of my old posts before I gained all 12 of my readers.

  6. Jan

    Okay, that made me bust out laughing.
    I’m exhausted too – insomnia on top of everything else – and am thinking of “cheating” and re-running some of my old posts before I gained all 12 of my readers.

  7. Kristan

    LOL OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!
    I would TOTALLY put that on a light switch in my (future) basement/game room (assuming that I could easily remove it for when people like my parents or my boyfriend’s family come to visit).
    LOVE. IT!!!

  8. Kristan

    LOL OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!
    I would TOTALLY put that on a light switch in my (future) basement/game room (assuming that I could easily remove it for when people like my parents or my boyfriend’s family come to visit).
    LOVE. IT!!!

  9. Kristan

    LOL OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!
    I would TOTALLY put that on a light switch in my (future) basement/game room (assuming that I could easily remove it for when people like my parents or my boyfriend’s family come to visit).
    LOVE. IT!!!

  10. lynn

    Finally, a sex ad that’s PG rated…lol!
    Have fun with your gathering clan…but maybe you’ll be posting sooner than you think just to ‘get away’ 😉
    Lynn

  11. lynn

    Finally, a sex ad that’s PG rated…lol!
    Have fun with your gathering clan…but maybe you’ll be posting sooner than you think just to ‘get away’ 😉
    Lynn

  12. lynn

    Finally, a sex ad that’s PG rated…lol!
    Have fun with your gathering clan…but maybe you’ll be posting sooner than you think just to ‘get away’ 😉
    Lynn

  13. Liz Tee

    Very cute! Whenever we hear one of those commercials with the standard disclaimer, one of us always says “erections lasting longer than four hours should be applauded” instead of “reported”. 🙂
    Be sure to find some down time for yourself! Do they have an extra room at PT where you can nap in the afternoons?

  14. Liz Tee

    Very cute! Whenever we hear one of those commercials with the standard disclaimer, one of us always says “erections lasting longer than four hours should be applauded” instead of “reported”. 🙂
    Be sure to find some down time for yourself! Do they have an extra room at PT where you can nap in the afternoons?

  15. Liz Tee

    Very cute! Whenever we hear one of those commercials with the standard disclaimer, one of us always says “erections lasting longer than four hours should be applauded” instead of “reported”. 🙂
    Be sure to find some down time for yourself! Do they have an extra room at PT where you can nap in the afternoons?

  16. Jack

    You won’t believe it, but I had an idea that was very similar to that. Damn, another million bucks blown away. Back to the drawing board.

  17. Jack

    You won’t believe it, but I had an idea that was very similar to that. Damn, another million bucks blown away. Back to the drawing board.

  18. Jack

    You won’t believe it, but I had an idea that was very similar to that. Damn, another million bucks blown away. Back to the drawing board.

  19. stacy

    Hi Suzanne: I went to Borders and bought the book that you recommended with the newspaper headlines as a gift for my mom’s husband. I think he will really love it. It was 60 dollars at Borders but with my fictitious Border’s 30percent off coupon it came to 42 dollars. Thanks for the suggestion.

  20. stacy

    Hi Suzanne: I went to Borders and bought the book that you recommended with the newspaper headlines as a gift for my mom’s husband. I think he will really love it. It was 60 dollars at Borders but with my fictitious Border’s 30percent off coupon it came to 42 dollars. Thanks for the suggestion.

  21. stacy

    Hi Suzanne: I went to Borders and bought the book that you recommended with the newspaper headlines as a gift for my mom’s husband. I think he will really love it. It was 60 dollars at Borders but with my fictitious Border’s 30percent off coupon it came to 42 dollars. Thanks for the suggestion.

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