Well, Crap …

I came down with a fever yesterday.  You know, because I didn't have enough on my plate already.  I'm not that sick – just enough to make me feel like shit.  As a result, I'm going to continue my attempt to keep you entertained with absolutely no effort on my part.

I'm getting good at it?  

Maybe?

My sister sent me this via email.  I thought it was really funny.  I hope you do too.

The Latest Woman's Car

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Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."

It comes in pink, and the average male thief will not be able to find it, even if someone tells him exactly where it is.

© Twenty Four At Heart

45 Responses to “Well, Crap …”

  1. mama llama

    Beautiful. I don’t know *where* you find these gems, but thank YOU for the giggles!! Much needed, much appreciated!
    Be well, 24. And feel better soon.

  2. mama llama

    Beautiful. I don’t know *where* you find these gems, but thank YOU for the giggles!! Much needed, much appreciated!
    Be well, 24. And feel better soon.

  3. mama llama

    Beautiful. I don’t know *where* you find these gems, but thank YOU for the giggles!! Much needed, much appreciated!
    Be well, 24. And feel better soon.

  4. Joanne

    forgive my intrusion…. they know where it is, and like that little ugly-ass car, they are just not that interested in it! hahaha

  5. Joanne

    forgive my intrusion…. they know where it is, and like that little ugly-ass car, they are just not that interested in it! hahaha

  6. Joanne

    forgive my intrusion…. they know where it is, and like that little ugly-ass car, they are just not that interested in it! hahaha

  7. Deidre

    I hope you feel better soon!
    Look, I am not going to lie, see I am that girl who occasionally forgets where she parks and I’d be mighty uncomfortable asking someone if they’d seen my clit.

  8. Deidre

    I hope you feel better soon!
    Look, I am not going to lie, see I am that girl who occasionally forgets where she parks and I’d be mighty uncomfortable asking someone if they’d seen my clit.

  9. Deidre

    I hope you feel better soon!
    Look, I am not going to lie, see I am that girl who occasionally forgets where she parks and I’d be mighty uncomfortable asking someone if they’d seen my clit.

  10. Kelly

    Oh! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love it! Thank you for the morning giggle!

  11. Kelly

    Oh! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love it! Thank you for the morning giggle!

  12. Kelly

    Oh! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love it! Thank you for the morning giggle!

  13. Jan

    Oh, jeez, girl – you too? I FINALLY slept last night, but still feel like crap; I think I have a sinus infection. Just lovely.
    I hope you feel better today.

  14. Jan

    Oh, jeez, girl – you too? I FINALLY slept last night, but still feel like crap; I think I have a sinus infection. Just lovely.
    I hope you feel better today.

  15. Jan

    Oh, jeez, girl – you too? I FINALLY slept last night, but still feel like crap; I think I have a sinus infection. Just lovely.
    I hope you feel better today.

  16. Jenn in Tenn

    OMG! That is hilarious! Hope you feel better VERY soon. I know how hard it makes things when you’ve got SO much to do AND you’re sick! UGH!

  17. Jenn in Tenn

    OMG! That is hilarious! Hope you feel better VERY soon. I know how hard it makes things when you’ve got SO much to do AND you’re sick! UGH!

  18. Jenn in Tenn

    OMG! That is hilarious! Hope you feel better VERY soon. I know how hard it makes things when you’ve got SO much to do AND you’re sick! UGH!

  19. missy

    Thanks for the laugh and like Mad Woman I too will be posting this on Facebook. Hysterical!

  20. missy

    Thanks for the laugh and like Mad Woman I too will be posting this on Facebook. Hysterical!

  21. missy

    Thanks for the laugh and like Mad Woman I too will be posting this on Facebook. Hysterical!

  22. Sandra

    You can’t be sick again. WTF?? So unfair.
    Love the car. Thought it was for real for a moment. I’m a bleach blond…what can I say.

  23. Sandra

    You can’t be sick again. WTF?? So unfair.
    Love the car. Thought it was for real for a moment. I’m a bleach blond…what can I say.

  24. Sandra

    You can’t be sick again. WTF?? So unfair.
    Love the car. Thought it was for real for a moment. I’m a bleach blond…what can I say.

  25. Jane

    O.M.G. That is sooooo funny. The car, I mean. Not you being sick. Hope you’re feeling better soon!

  26. Jane

    O.M.G. That is sooooo funny. The car, I mean. Not you being sick. Hope you’re feeling better soon!

  27. Jane

    O.M.G. That is sooooo funny. The car, I mean. Not you being sick. Hope you’re feeling better soon!

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