My Boobs Are Everywhere

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Do you remember, right before Christmas (December 23rd) an elderly man rear-ended my car?  I was stopped at a red light.  He had his dog in the front seat of the car with him.  The dog was running around all over the place and, distracted, he plowed into the back of my car. 

It scared me, of course, because of the accident-nightmare I've gone through these last several years.  It didn't feel so good either, for that matter.

One very important thing I learned from my Big Bad Accident three and a half years ago, is you should always (always!) have a camera in your car with you in the event of an accident.  A cheap disposable camera works fine, it doesn't have to be expensive.  I carry my point and shoot in my purse wherever I go, and have for many years.  The fact that I had photos (the police took them) after my Big Bad Accident, helped tremendously with the legal aftermath.

Anyway, Elderly Man With Dog On His Lap hit my car.  We exchanged insurance information.  My car (an SUV) wasn't too badly damaged, but the man's front car bumper was hanging off.  I decided to snap a couple photos of both our cars "just in case."

Yesterday I was putting together all the paperwork to send off to the insurance company.  I decided to print out a photo or two to send along.

I burst out laughing when I saw my reflection looking back at me in this photo:

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I suppose I should have been surprised when I saw this photo, but for some reason I wasn't.  Should I include it with the other photos I mail to my insurance agent?  Or delete it and pretend I never took it?

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54 Responses to “My Boobs Are Everywhere”

  1. Deidre

    Hilarious!
    I was driving with my friend (were both the types that Do.Not.Tan) and we were 97 per cent sure we saw Vin Diesel in the car next to us, so my friend grabbed my point and shoot camera and tried to get a shot of him as we drove by (inched by we were in BAD traffic), when we looked at the photos later all you can see is her moon-white thigh reflecting in window.

  2. Deidre

    Hilarious!
    I was driving with my friend (were both the types that Do.Not.Tan) and we were 97 per cent sure we saw Vin Diesel in the car next to us, so my friend grabbed my point and shoot camera and tried to get a shot of him as we drove by (inched by we were in BAD traffic), when we looked at the photos later all you can see is her moon-white thigh reflecting in window.

  3. Deidre

    Hilarious!
    I was driving with my friend (were both the types that Do.Not.Tan) and we were 97 per cent sure we saw Vin Diesel in the car next to us, so my friend grabbed my point and shoot camera and tried to get a shot of him as we drove by (inched by we were in BAD traffic), when we looked at the photos later all you can see is her moon-white thigh reflecting in window.

  4. mama llama

    At least there was no bionic nipple evidence…or the claim may have been rejected on the grounds of distraction (!).
    That’s funny. Of course, spoken from the point of view of one who shops for bras in the teen department.
    Be well, 24.

  5. mama llama

    At least there was no bionic nipple evidence…or the claim may have been rejected on the grounds of distraction (!).
    That’s funny. Of course, spoken from the point of view of one who shops for bras in the teen department.
    Be well, 24.

  6. mama llama

    At least there was no bionic nipple evidence…or the claim may have been rejected on the grounds of distraction (!).
    That’s funny. Of course, spoken from the point of view of one who shops for bras in the teen department.
    Be well, 24.

  7. Joanne

    thats just minor cleavage! quit teasing us, and go put on some spandex and stand in front of the freezer for a few minutes. THAT darling, will put new meaning to “point” and shoot
    (i crack me up)

  8. Joanne

    thats just minor cleavage! quit teasing us, and go put on some spandex and stand in front of the freezer for a few minutes. THAT darling, will put new meaning to “point” and shoot
    (i crack me up)

  9. Joanne

    thats just minor cleavage! quit teasing us, and go put on some spandex and stand in front of the freezer for a few minutes. THAT darling, will put new meaning to “point” and shoot
    (i crack me up)

  10. Maureen@IslandRoar

    That’s just some nice, tame cleavage. Go ahead and send it; it’ll probably make his day!
    Great point tho, about the camera in the car.

  11. Maureen@IslandRoar

    That’s just some nice, tame cleavage. Go ahead and send it; it’ll probably make his day!
    Great point tho, about the camera in the car.

  12. Maureen@IslandRoar

    That’s just some nice, tame cleavage. Go ahead and send it; it’ll probably make his day!
    Great point tho, about the camera in the car.

  13. Stephen

    I am NOT staring at your boobs. No I’m not. Really. I was looking at the camera. I swear.

  14. Stephen

    I am NOT staring at your boobs. No I’m not. Really. I was looking at the camera. I swear.

  15. Stephen

    I am NOT staring at your boobs. No I’m not. Really. I was looking at the camera. I swear.

  16. di

    Were your boobs injured in the fender bender? Looks like there’s enough padding there to serve as air bags. Maybe send the pic to your insurance company and they will give you an additional credit on your premium. HA
    Just kidding!!!
    Di
    The Blue Ridge Gal

  17. di

    Were your boobs injured in the fender bender? Looks like there’s enough padding there to serve as air bags. Maybe send the pic to your insurance company and they will give you an additional credit on your premium. HA
    Just kidding!!!
    Di
    The Blue Ridge Gal

  18. di

    Were your boobs injured in the fender bender? Looks like there’s enough padding there to serve as air bags. Maybe send the pic to your insurance company and they will give you an additional credit on your premium. HA
    Just kidding!!!
    Di
    The Blue Ridge Gal

  19. Linda

    You and your boobs! LOL! Photoshop your shirt a bit:) Personally I think the girls are lookin good!

  20. Linda

    You and your boobs! LOL! Photoshop your shirt a bit:) Personally I think the girls are lookin good!

  21. Linda

    You and your boobs! LOL! Photoshop your shirt a bit:) Personally I think the girls are lookin good!

  22. Momma Pixie

    They do have a way of making themselves known don’t they?! I have the same damn problem. I would probably delete it and forget they ever existed.

  23. Momma Pixie

    They do have a way of making themselves known don’t they?! I have the same damn problem. I would probably delete it and forget they ever existed.

  24. Momma Pixie

    They do have a way of making themselves known don’t they?! I have the same damn problem. I would probably delete it and forget they ever existed.

  25. Liz Tee

    Why not? They’re FABULOUS! If my boobs looked like that I’d be walking around nekkid from the waist up.
    OK, well maybe not. But you get my point. (ha! nipples = point!)
    I think I need more coffee….

  26. Liz Tee

    Why not? They’re FABULOUS! If my boobs looked like that I’d be walking around nekkid from the waist up.
    OK, well maybe not. But you get my point. (ha! nipples = point!)
    I think I need more coffee….

  27. Liz Tee

    Why not? They’re FABULOUS! If my boobs looked like that I’d be walking around nekkid from the waist up.
    OK, well maybe not. But you get my point. (ha! nipples = point!)
    I think I need more coffee….

  28. Pam

    I’d say send them in! I bet they’ll keep your file right on top of the pile! 🙂

  29. Pam

    I’d say send them in! I bet they’ll keep your file right on top of the pile! 🙂

  30. Pam

    I’d say send them in! I bet they’ll keep your file right on top of the pile! 🙂

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