Last month Las Vegas hosted the AEE – better known as the Adult Entertainment Expo.
No, I didn't attend.
I would love to next year though. Think of the giggles blog material!
A man named Douglas Hines unveiled a sex-robot at the Expo. Her name is Roxxxy. She is the most advanced sex robot ever invented. Roxxxy won't be available for purchase for a few months still, but supposedly thousands of men have already pre-ordered a Roxxxy of their very own. (If you're interested, you can contact Hines' very graphic site here, but I should warn you in advance it isn't appropriate if you're at work.)
I found this photo of (anatomically correct) Roxxxy with her creator online.
Did you notice her mouth is open?
* snicker *
Personally, I don't find Roxxxy very attractive but I'm a heterosexual female. You may have a different opinion.
Here's Roxxxy in a different outfit and position (and apparently with a companion).
Roxxxy comes with a high price tag. She costs $7,000!
That's right seven thousand dollars!
I suppose her price tag makes her perfect for rich, lonely, OC men.
Roxxxy is five foot seven inches tall and weighs a thin 120 pounds. Her skin is made out of the same soft, silicone, material that artificial limbs are made out of. Heated air blows pumps through her body to keep her warm to the touch.
(I'm really, really, trying to give you all the information about Roxxxy without making any puns. It's very hard difficult.)
Why is Roxxxy so special? Well, there are several reasons. Roxxxy comes with five different personalities including Frigid Farrah and Wild Wendy. Her companion can pick whichever personality he/she's in the mood for.
Can anyone tell me why someone would pay $7000 for a frigid rubber sex robot?
Roxxxy is also a product of artificial intelligence (as are many Orange County women.) She can carry on conversations, express emotion and answer questions. She can't move on her own so her owner won't have to worry about Roxxxy wandering off with another partner when he needs her most. She, however, can be contorted into most "natural" positions for your enjoyment.
I'm going to leave that last sentence alone.
Writing this post is taking amazing restraint on my part!
Roxxxy has "sensors" in her hands, and genitals (and breasts? does she have bionic nipples?) so she will respond orally vocally when touched. I'm not sure if she's a moaner or a screamer. It might depend on which personality her companion has chosen at the time.
Roxxxy shudders when she has an orgasm.
What happens to a man's ego if he can't make his sex robot cum?
Roxxxy isn't perfect. She snores in her sleep. Yes, she really does. There's a button to turn off her snoring if you find it irritating. (I'm trying to get a button installed on Briefcase with the same feature!) Also, Roxxxy's battery only lasts about three hours on one charge. When she needs to be recharged, her companion uses an electrical cord which plugs into her back.
When I need to be recharged, I head out of town for the weekend.
If you want to pay extra, Roxxxy's creator can program her to discuss particular topics. Are you into the stock market? Does it turn you on? Well, he can program Roxxxy to discuss the market with you for an extra fee. Have you always wanted a woman who loves to watch, and discuss, lacrosse with you? Roxxxy may be the answer.
In the future, versions of Roxxxy are expected to do even more. (Which begs the question, what won't Roxxxy do now?)
A male sex robot is in the making also. He'll be named Rocky.
I'm sure it won't be long until Apple comes out with a similar doll of their own. Possible names for an Apple sex doll? How about iSuck? Or maybe it should be iFuck?
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