You know how some people say they have a black cloud following them wherever they go?
I have a "life's weirdest things" cloud following me.
Oh, and a "I will find a way to humiliate myself, if at all possible" cloud also.
I have both.
So, on Saturday I wasn't feeling great. I'm pretty sure it can be attributed to Prednisone withdrawal symptoms, since I'm decreasing my dose, but regardless – I wasn't feeling well.
Of course, that's just what I'd hoped for with a zillion holiday "to-dos" on my list for the weekend. (Insert sarcastic tone of voice.)
Anyway, I thought drinking water might help.
We have an extra refrigerator out in our garage. We mainly use it to hold drinks, but it comes in handy when we entertain or throw parties too. It's an old, poor quality, refrigerator but it (normally) does its job.
I pulled out a bottle of water, walked into the house, and found I had a boob in my water.
Can you see it?
(Weirdness cloud – I told you!)
Our refrigerator (not freezer) had half frozen the bottle of water, but not into a normal ice shape. No, our refrigerator froze a boob in my water.
I just couldn't bring myself to drink it.
It felt weird, and strangely inappropriate.
I set the bottle out on the counter until the boob melted and then I drank it.
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