Just My Imagination?

You know how some people say they have a black cloud following them wherever they go?

I have a "life's weirdest things" cloud following me.

Oh, and a "I will find a way to humiliate myself, if at all possible" cloud also.

I have both.

Lucky me.

So, on Saturday I wasn't feeling great.  I'm pretty sure it can be attributed to Prednisone withdrawal symptoms, since I'm decreasing my dose, but regardless – I wasn't feeling well.  

Of course, that's just what I'd hoped for with a zillion holiday "to-dos" on my list for the weekend.  (Insert sarcastic tone of voice.)

Anyway, I thought drinking water might help.

We have an extra refrigerator out in our garage.  We mainly use it to hold drinks, but it comes in handy when we entertain or throw parties too.  It's an old, poor quality, refrigerator but it (normally) does its job.

I pulled out a bottle of water, walked into the house, and found I had a boob in my water.

Water

Can you see it?

(Weirdness cloud – I told you!)

Our refrigerator (not freezer) had half frozen the bottle of water, but not into a normal ice shape.  No, our refrigerator froze a boob in my water.

I just couldn't bring myself to drink it.

It felt weird, and strangely inappropriate.

I set the bottle out on the counter until the boob melted and then I drank it.

© Twenty Four At Heart 

12 Responses to “Just My Imagination?”

  1. Annette

    Reminds me of the saying, “Colder than a witches tit” !!! LOL!

  2. Jan

    Some male in my house would have taken it before it got a chance to melt. We can only hope they’d just drink it.

  3. Pam

    LMAO! You crack me up! (and I love Karen’s, Annette’s and Jan’s comments–hilarious!) 🙂

  4. Jason

    Only you. Only you. Only you!
    I noticed you’re pretty high up on the list of Kindle’s top humor blogs. Way to go, my friend. And to think—you once asked ME for blogging advice.
    So darn prouda you.

  5. Jason

    And on another note…I’m sure you saw Sandi’s last post about Pickle, right? I nearly fell out of my chair.

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