I met a zonkey on my recent travels.
I was told there are only thirty six zonkeys in the United States.
The zonkey I met was named after the cartoon character Eeyore.
His name is Zeeyore.
Zeeyore was very friendly with me.
(I’m an animal magnet ….! I really am!)
Zeeyore is being taken care of by a rescue facility.
Zeeyore can’t be reliably tamed because Zeeyore is half wild Zebra.
The other half of Zeeyore is donkey and we all know what an ass donkeys can be.