Closet Issues

My bedroom has a very small closet.

It also sits at a very strange angle making it impossible to add shelves and/or put in any decent type of closet organizer.

I envy all those nice modern homes with big, gigantic, closets.

Like most people, periodically, I attempt to get rid of old clothes, etc.

Except …?

It’s always a problem with my bum arm because I’m right handed.

So when I “say” I clean out my closet, that usually means I clean out one small portion of it using my left arm/hand.

I haven’t taken every single thing out of my closet and REALLY cleaned it out since before my car accident.

OVER EIGHT YEARS AGO YOU GUYS!!!

This week I’ve been home all week fighting my annual October allergy-induced sinus infection.

(I’m on antibiotics.  I’ve been assured I’m not contagious – but I’ve been taking it easy all week.)

Yesterday, I must have had a moment of pure madness because I took every single thing out of my closet at the same time.

You know, like normal two-armed people do.

First of all, clearly I have hoarder tendencies.

Second, I have terrible taste in clothes – how could I have ever bought some of those items?

Third, I ended up with bags upon bags of stuff to take to Goodwill.

I own NOTHING now.

I got rid of it all.

!!!!

It’s amazing how much stuff you can cram into a small closet if you  try hard enough  are me.

Of course, if I need to go anywhere or do anything I will need to buy clothes.

Unlike most women, I hate to shop so that isn’t something to look forward to.

On the other hand, since every item of clothes I own was about ten years old – it’s probably about time.

I also texted Paul Newman as soon as I was done letting him know I need him.

So, guess who I’m spending my morning with?

4 Responses to “Closet Issues”

  1. Jan's Sushai Bar

    I bought new clothes for the first time in about 3 years a couple of weeks ago, and now I desperately need to clean out my closet – I apparently have hoarder tendencies too. And the same dislike of clothes shopping.

    Good luck!

  2. Suzanne

    Thanks.
    It’s such an issue being a non-girly female ….

  3. Mj

    You are not alone. Although I have entered the closet and purge some I hadn’t done it in years. And I thought the same thing about some of the stuff I had. Who would have bought this stuff or even worn it?! I don’t wear dresses anymore so all of those are gone. I so wish jeans or yoga pants could be worn everywhere because I no longer can stand being uncomfortable in clothing. When I think of my teenage years where my clothing was so tight it looked like it was painted on I cringe! It’s all about comfort now.

    • Suzanne

      I pretty much do wear jeans and yoga pants everywhere …

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