Popcorn In My Cleavage

I have a confession to make.

It isn’t unusual for me to have popcorn in my cleavage.

I usually don’t discover it until I get undressed to go to bed at night.

I take my shirt and bra off and it begins raining popcorn confetti.

I like popcorn.

On a separate topic,

I want to gag when I feed Fred and Frank.

People assume giant dogs eat a lot, but both of my Newfies are very picky (and light) eaters.

To encourage them to eat (Fred will turn his nose up at food for DAYS), I mix fish into their food.

The type of fish varies (salmon, sardines, mackerel), but all of the fish smell like … fish!

Trust me, at 5:00 a.m., I don’t enjoy seeing (or smelling) huge chunks of mackerel.

I remember when my house smelled only of coffee at 5:00 a.m?

In other news, over the past few days:

•  I went to a friend’s grown-up party.  Remember those?

•  I spent a couple days with my daughter.

•  I watched all of season one of Stranger Things and it freaked me out.

•  I had a nice dinner out to celebrate my husband’s birthday.

•  I had lunch with a friend I hadn’t seen in four months.  When I tried to get her caught up on the last several months, I realized how depressing my life is right now.  Hopefully, that won’t be the case much longer.

•  I fell off the healthy-food-bandwagon long enough to share a piece of birthday cake (carrot cake) with Fred.

Fred The Newf discovered he LOVES birthday cake!

There’s really nothing quite like a giant Newfie with a mixture of frosting and drool all over his face.

It makes me laugh just to think of it.

(And yes, I did clean his face for him quite promptly!)

Today, I return to physical therapy.

My arm is still swollen and sore from PRP, but less so.

Fun times ahead!?

6 Responses to “Popcorn In My Cleavage”

  1. Missy Stalcup

    Speaking of amazing shows, are you watching The Night Of on HBO? Great show. Also The Night Manager was a limited series from a John Le Carre novel and it’s terrific. Watch it through Amazon Prime.

    • Suzanne

      Night Of is on my list. I hadn’t heard of The Night Manager … I’ll add it onto my list!

  2. Linda Tustin

    Fred is of course ever so cute. I just watched Stranger things too! I think Eleven is still alive- just in upside down world. What did you think? That of course is why he left her Eggos in that box…

    • Suzanne

      Yes, I think we will see more of Eleven in future seasons!

  3. gina

    You crack me up, girl! Popcorn in my cleavage….thank goodness it isn’t fish! But you would have smelled that right away. Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting….I need to make that soon. Always enjoy pictures of your canine kids:) Sounds like you’ve been busy the past few days. Continued well wishes coming your family’s way.


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