I am going to answer an email I got last week from a reader. The reader asked, "Did you really have that happen in a tanning booth? And what do you mean by FUNKYFEET?"
I would love to answer that I am far too intelligent to have ever talked out loud to a tanning booth, but I can't. Yes, reader it really happened! I'm stupid that way.
And as for FUNKYFEET ....





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Now that's funky.
Posted by: jo | June 19, 2008 at 08:16 AM
AAAAAAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Now THATS funny! Hee Hee!
Posted by: alntv | June 19, 2008 at 02:38 PM
I'm sure that you understand that it is 12am...I am just getting to your blog...and I think I woke my children laughing so hard!
I'm sorry...really...there are TEARS I am so sorry. Of course, they could be from laughing so god damned hard!
Posted by: EricaB | June 19, 2008 at 08:56 PM
Holy Crap! LOL! I wanted to see the funky feet too, but I didn't expect you'd actually post it.
That's awesome! I mean, not awesome for you, of course, but awesome for us. Oh no.. so now what? Is it supposed to eventually even out when you go back?
Posted by: Margaret | June 19, 2008 at 11:12 PM